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Looking for a Minecraft server where you can avoid nosy little bitches like the one in this story? Look no further! Join our server and never worry about obnoxious drunk girls taking your picture again. Our community is full of helpful players who will guide you to the bathroom and back, no questions asked. Plus, we have a strict no selfie-taking policy, so you can focus on building epic structures and exploring the world without any drama. Join now and leave the drama at the pool table!

Updated October 2, 2024

Players:	101/800	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Players Killed by Monsters:	8874	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	3
Secret Passages Found:	3	Omnipotent Charms Created:	4
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	4
Gods Slained:	2	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	2
Divine Spears Created:	17	Cursed Statues Activated:	2

Random Fact: Did you know? When a reality-bending puzzle is solved, it sometimes turns nearby players into walking marshmallows.

RealBox

Bedwars, Economy, Mini Games, PvP

BoxPvP server. Features: Powerful hosting, nearly best anti-cheat system possible, premium plugins

Updated October 2, 2024

Players:	104/100	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Endless Staircases Climbed:	3	Vanishing Items Found:	4
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	9	Divine Relics Bestowed:	9
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	4	Infinite Doors Opened:	1
Hidden Passages Discovered:	3	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	8
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	6	Celestial Crowns Worn:	2

Random Fact: Crazy But True: Players have reported seeing Herobrine playing pranks with invisible walls—no one knows why.

Minewind

Anarchy, Bedwars, Creative, Hardcore, KitPvP, Raiding, Survival Games

Choose your class and go on an epic adventure to gather all the OP loot that suits your play style!

A big variety of loot can be found in any chest in the world, or traded with many villagers for emeralds. More loot can be stolen from OP monsters, but they will use it against you first!

Special events happen on spawn every few hours that offer more unique OP rewards.

At the end of the day, explore the natural beauty of Minecraft wilderness and build a work of art in the perfect spot.

For more information visit https://minewind.com

Updated October 2, 2024

Players:	102/400	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Ether Blades Crafted:	13	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	2	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	4
Phoenix Feathers Found:	6	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1	Whispering Caves Entered:	8
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	6	Shadow Figures Spotted:	5

Random Fact: Fun Fact: An immortal potion once caused a player to grow flowers every time they sneezed!

PocketPixels

Creative, Economy, MCMMO, Pixelmon, Roleplay, Survival, Vanilla

All our servers offer unique and enjoyable Pixelmon experiences, for all involved in the Pixelmon community, which you won’t feel anywhere else! Our aim is to provide you with a pixelmon experience like no other filled with our custom content, events, and a one of a kind friendly community. Join our servers, and begin your adventure of a lifetime!Put your skills and knowledge to the test by challenging our 8+ Gym System, run by experienced staff members, to earn all the badges! If you’re into the competitive scene or looking for another challenge, you can challenge our Hard-Mode Gyms, Elite Four and Battle Frontier. Try our daily quests where you complete challenges to earn a range of rewards and experience the Pixelmon gameplay to its fullest!You’ll constantly see new custom content and network updates, staff members actively improving your experience, giveaways and events with prizes, and much more!Everyone can find something to do on our servers! Fitting into your play style is easy, whether it be competitive battling, trading, catching Pixelmon, hunting down legendaries, or even hanging our with friends! You’ll find a place in the PocketPixels community.

Updated October 2, 2024

Players:	102/200	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	1	Divine Scrolls Written:	10
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1	Eerie Music Discs Played:	3
Epic Battles Fought:	12	Celestial Events Witnessed:	4
Infernal Machines Built:	1	Lost Cities Unearthed:	2
Time-Warping Watches Found:	2	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	5

Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player found a magic mirror that gives daily compliments—it’s the most popular mirror on the server.

VanillaPlus

Anarchy, Economy, Hardcore, PvP, Raiding, Survival, Vanilla

NO LAND CLAIMING | NO GRIEF PREVENTION | NO KEEP INVENTORY | PVP ENABLED | RAIDS We have a protected spawn that you can teleport to trades, meet up with people, or fight to the death against other players. You also can set homes and teleport so that you can easily get around without traveling far distances to get to farms, bases, or friends. On Vanilla Plus, you can experience classic Minecraft, but better! Build an epic base, fight to the death, or hang out. Anything is possible, so come check it out!

Updated October 2, 2024

Players:	100/300	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	4	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	10
Epic Battles Fought:	9	Cursed Lands Purified:	7
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	2	Dragon Scales Harvested:	333
Ether Blades Crafted:	9	Endless Legions Commanded:	22
Villages Defended:	9	Enchanted Forests Planted:	11

Random Fact: Did You Hear? Someone brewed a potion that made everyone around them giggle uncontrollably—it’s the latest party trick!

PlayCDU

FTB, PvE, PvP, Roleplay, Skyblock, Survival

Our Links: Website: https://www.craftdownunder.co Discord: https://discord.gg/playcdu Forums: https://forum.playcdu.co/About Us: To view all 35+ servers that we host and their IPs, head to https://forum.playcdu.co/servers/Craft Down Under is a gaming community that specializes in hosting and playing Minecraft modpacks. Our servers, located in Australia, Germany and the United States, offer a wide variety of modpacks to suit different playstyles and preferences. We’re dedicated to providing a welcoming environment for all players, regardless of their skill level, to come together and enjoy the unique experiences that modpacks provide. Join us today and see why Craft Down Under is the go-to destination for Minecraft modpack enthusiasts!

Updated October 2, 2024

Players:	110/200	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	2	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	1
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	2	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0
Alternate Realities Explored:	4	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	47	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	34
Crops Grown:	7655	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2

Random Fact: Sweet Lore: A player once tamed a unicorn by offering it a sugar cube—it now follows them everywhere, leaving a trail of sparkles.

JackpotMC

Anarchy, Economy, Factions, LifeSteal, PvP, Raiding, Survival

JackpotMC is a server focused on PvP game modes, with our latest game mode being Lifesteal SMP. This is a one of kind, unique SMP that allows players to steal hearts from each other. Once a player kills another, they take a heart from them. If you die to a player, you lose a heart to them. Once you’re out of hearts, you’re banned for the rest of the day. With no claims and no rules on griefing, it is a pure Anarchy experience.

Updated October 2, 2024

Players:	103/900	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Endless Night Skies:	4	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	31
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	0	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	5
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	2	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	7
Alternate Realities Explored:	2	Buildings Constructed:	37
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	12	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	3

Random Fact: Wholesome Truth: A player discovered a hidden cave full of glowing crystals—it’s now a popular spot for quiet reflection and wonder.

NAVELYA

PvP

NAVELYA NETWORK Our server is a server played within the scope of PvP. If you have just started our server, use the (/kit) command. You Can Use It To Kill Other Players And Take Their Sets. You Can Enter Places in the PvP Area and Strengthen Your Set You can review our server. 1.16.5x 1.20.4

Updated October 2, 2024

Players:	107/800	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	4	Celestial Beings Befriended:	2
Ender Pearl Glitches:	3	Epic Battles Fought:	12
Endless Staircases Climbed:	3	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	2
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2	Astral Projections Made:	0
Mythical Swords Crafted:	79	Crystal Wands Charged:	12

Random Fact: Rumor has it that every enchanted tome written is secretly overseen by an invisible librarian.

CedarMC

Cross-Play, Earth, Economy, Factions, LifeSteal, Survival, Towny

The ZedarMC community is a very friendly one, and our staff is always available to help you. We are also a crossplay network, which means we support Bedrock Edition.ZedarMC has a variety of gamemodes ranging from peaceful to competitive, so you can always have fun and vibe! Survival SMP 1.13 – 1.20 Earth SMP 1.13 – 1.20 Lifesteal SMP 1.13 – 1.20 Oneblock 1.13 – 1.20 Skyblock 1.13 – 1.20 [Coming Soon]

Prison 1.13 – 1.20 [Coming Soon]IP: ms.zedarmc.com Bedrock Port: 19132 Discord: discord.gg/zedar

Updated October 2, 2024

Players:	108/200	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2	Lost Cities Unearthed:	1
Astral Orbs Gathered:	17	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	0
Villages Defended:	18	Void Armor Forged:	23
Shadow Realms Conquered:	2	Divine Relics Bestowed:	6
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2	New Chunks Explored:	961756

Random Fact: Insider Scoop: Whispering shadows are known to hum lullabies when no one’s listening.

EYServer

Cross-Play, LifeSteal, Pixelmon, Prison, Skyblock, Survival, Vanilla

The official Minecraft server for the YouTuber Eystreem who has over 7 million subscribers and 100 million monthly viewers! The server has a Survival SMP gamemode based on update 1.20 with grief protection and a Prison gamemode that contains custom pickaxe enchantments, pets, minions, prison cell islands, and more!Join IP: mcs.eyserver.com (Java and Bedrock)Claim FREE bundle on our store! https://store.eyserver.com

Updated October 2, 2024

Players:	90/600	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Vanishing Structures Built:	1	Phantom Rings Equipped:	15
Phantom Horses Ridden:	1	Forbidden Doors Opened:	1
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	4	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	2
Phantom Knights Defeated:	5	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	13
Lava Oceans Crossed:	2	Endless Mazes Solved:	2

Random Fact: Heartwarming Fact: A player once found a cozy campfire that tells bedtime stories—perfect for winding down after a day of quests.

Foxcraft

Cross-Play, Economy, OneBlock, Parkour, PvP, Skyblock, Survival

Foxcraft is a Minecraft Server Network that has been around since 2011 and provides it’s playerbase with multiple classic gamemodes like Prison, Skyblock, Survival, Creative, and more! All of our gamemodes feature custom additions to keep things interesting and modern. We also provide custom gamemodes like Kingdoms (a custom take on the popular factions gamemode) and we like to run a wide variety of events.Our gamemodes: – Oneblock – Kingdoms – Skyblock – Prison – Creative – Survival – Parkour [NEW]Player Statistics: https://www.mcfoxcraft.com/stats/ IP: play.foxcraft.net Forums: www.mcfoxcraft.com Store: store.foxcraft.net

Updated October 2, 2024

Players:	93/900	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Celestial Crowns Worn:	1	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	8
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	5	Wailing Winds Heard:	1
Living Shadows Defeated:	4	Soul Contracts Signed:	3
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	8	Enchanted Forests Planted:	4
Endless Night Skies:	2	Meteorites Collected:	0

Random Fact: Did you know? When the first dimensional rift was closed, it rained candy for a week.

Dreamerz Network

Anarchy, Economy, LifeSteal, Survival

Updated October 2, 2024

Players:	102/100	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Immortal Potions Brewed:	7	Magic Wands Crafted:	18
Alternate Realities Explored:	1	Legendary Scepters Created:	2
Runes Activated:	4	Gods Slained:	1
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	4	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	5
Secret Libraries Discovered:	1	Treasure Maps Found:	10

Random Fact: True Story: Someone actually managed to craft a god-killer bow using only cursed artifacts—talk about a paradox!

SunRealms

Economy, Mini Games, OneBlock, Prison, PvE, Roleplay, Skyblock

SunRealms is a server with a very friendly community where staff is always ready to help you on your journey. The server features gamemodes like Generators, Dungeons, Prisons and with more coming soon! » Server IP: mp.sunrealms.net » Bedrock Port: 19132 » Discord: discord.gg/sunrealms – BEDROCK SUPPORTED We are a crossplay network, which means we support both Java Edition and Bedrock Edition. You can play on all devices such as PC, Phone, iPad, Switch, Xbox and more!» Generators » Dungeons » Prison » Coming Soon

Updated October 2, 2024

Players:	93/100	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Dragon Eggs Found:	9146	Magical Familiars Summoned:	2
Dragons Tamed:	0	Secret Passages Found:	3
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	6	Players Killed by Monsters:	4397
Endless Night Skies:	2	Whispering Caves Entered:	6
Void Armor Forged:	28	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	4

Random Fact: Wild But True: Someone actually summoned an Eldritch Beast using nothing but friendship bracelets!

Ace MC

Cross-Play, Economy, PvE, PvP, Survival, Survival Games, Vanilla

Welcome to our BRAND NEW 1.20 Survival Server! BEDROCK COMPATIBLE! It’s just been released, and we couldn’t be more excited to have you join us on this incredible journey!IP: mc.acemc.co Bedrock Port: 19132Join our Discord community at discord.acemc.org and become a part of the Ace MC family. We’re not just a server; we’re a place where you can make new friends, create your very own warps, find your dream job, build your wealth, unwind, and simply have a blast! We’d love for you to be one of our original pioneers and experience the magic from the very beginning.If you’re in search of the perfect place to enjoy pure survival gameplay, connect with like-minded individuals, and have an amazing time, look no further! Our server boasts a warm and welcoming community, a robust land-claim system to protect your creations, custom fishing and farming experiences that’ll have you hooked, as well as an array of engaging quests and ranks. It’s everything you need for a fantastic adventure!Come on in, and let’s make unforgettable memories together!

Updated October 2, 2024

Players:	97/400	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	12	Dragon Eggs Found:	7498
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	3	Secret Passages Found:	7
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	7	Cursed Villages Purged:	1
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1	Mythical Relics Collected:	19
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	5	Royal Courts Attended:	4

Random Fact: Fun Fact: A catgirl once traded her friendship bracelet for an ancient relic—best decision ever.

CraftYourTown

Cross-Play, Parkour, PvE, PvP, Skyblock, Survival, Towny

CraftYourTown: Build Your Dream World!Bedrock IP is the same as Java, use port 19132Welcome to CraftYourTown, the best Minecraft server for adventurers like you! Join our friendly community of builders, crafters, and explorers, and let your creativity soar! Design amazing towns, embark on epic quests, and discover hidden treasures with your new pals. With lag-free gameplay, awesome events, and regular updates, there’s always something exciting to do! So grab your pickaxe, put on your adventurer’s hat, and come create magic at CraftYourTown!Why Join? Creative builders, crafters, and explorers, welcome! Endless adventures and epic quests await you! Keep Inventory is enabled, no losing all your progress! Design incredible towns and explore with friends! Battle custom mobs and unlock unique gadgets! Custom tools and stylish cosmetic skins to stand out! Be part of a community where your voice matters!

Updated October 2, 2024

Players:	91/500	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	1	Alternate Realities Explored:	2
Enchantments Applied:	148	Celestial Crowns Worn:	2
Shattered Realms Restored:	2	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	152
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	187
Farms Harvested:	782	Wyrmholes Dug:	5

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Teleportation mishaps are the leading cause of unexpected interdimensional friendships.

InvadedLands

KitPvP, Skyblock, Survival

InvadedLands is a network which consists of the following gamemodes:* KitPvP * Skyblock * SurvivalTo learn more, visit our website at invadedlands.net, or join the server at invadedlands.net!

Updated October 2, 2024

Players:	97/500	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Cursed Villages Purged:	1	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	24
Astral Staffs Crafted:	9	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	1
Dragon Eggs Found:	4231	Ender Pearl Glitches:	2
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	0	Secret Passages Found:	3
Goblin Markets Raided:	4	Ghost Trains Ridden:	1

Random Fact: Fun Fact: The last chaos emerald discovered was found inside a potato. No one knows how it got there.