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Looking for a Minecraft server where you can avoid nosy little bitches like the one in this story? Look no further! Join our server and never worry about obnoxious drunk girls taking your picture again. Our community is full of helpful players who will guide you to the bathroom and back, no questions asked. Plus, we have a strict no selfie-taking policy, so you can focus on building epic structures and exploring the world without any drama. Join now and leave the drama at the pool table!

Updated October 1, 2024

Players:	107/1000	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	2
Soul Swords Wielded:	4	Evil Twin Fights:	3
Titan Hearts Harvested:	1	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1
Spectral Entities Defeated:	7	Endless Legions Commanded:	46
Invisible Walls Found:	4	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	3

Random Fact: Magical Fact: Someone once enchanted their fireplace to tell bedtime stories—now it’s the coziest spot in any house.

Minewind

Anarchy, Bedwars, Creative, Hardcore, KitPvP, Raiding, Survival Games

Choose your class and go on an epic adventure to gather all the OP loot that suits your play style!

A big variety of loot can be found in any chest in the world, or traded with many villagers for emeralds. More loot can be stolen from OP monsters, but they will use it against you first!

Special events happen on spawn every few hours that offer more unique OP rewards.

At the end of the day, explore the natural beauty of Minecraft wilderness and build a work of art in the perfect spot.

For more information visit https://minewind.com

Updated October 1, 2024

Players:	100/800	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3	Villages Defended:	13
Immortal Potions Brewed:	13	Infinite Doors Opened:	3
Cursed Lands Purified:	7	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	4
Lost Cities Unearthed:	1	Enchanted Forests Planted:	5
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	3	Shadow Figures Spotted:	5

Random Fact: Heartwarming Moment: A player found a magical flute that summons birds to sing along—it’s the perfect soundtrack for any adventure.

PocketPixels

Creative, Economy, MCMMO, Pixelmon, Roleplay, Survival, Vanilla

All our servers offer unique and enjoyable Pixelmon experiences, for all involved in the Pixelmon community, which you won’t feel anywhere else! Our aim is to provide you with a pixelmon experience like no other filled with our custom content, events, and a one of a kind friendly community. Join our servers, and begin your adventure of a lifetime!Put your skills and knowledge to the test by challenging our 8+ Gym System, run by experienced staff members, to earn all the badges! If you’re into the competitive scene or looking for another challenge, you can challenge our Hard-Mode Gyms, Elite Four and Battle Frontier. Try our daily quests where you complete challenges to earn a range of rewards and experience the Pixelmon gameplay to its fullest!You’ll constantly see new custom content and network updates, staff members actively improving your experience, giveaways and events with prizes, and much more!Everyone can find something to do on our servers! Fitting into your play style is easy, whether it be competitive battling, trading, catching Pixelmon, hunting down legendaries, or even hanging our with friends! You’ll find a place in the PocketPixels community.

Updated October 1, 2024

Players:	107/200	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Dragon Scales Harvested:	172	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	3
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	25	Divine Spears Created:	26
Potions Brewed:	23	Magic Wands Crafted:	15
Infernal Machines Built:	1	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	105
Portal Loops Escaped:	3	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3

Random Fact: Sweet Truth: Someone accidentally turned their cat into a living plushie—it’s now the softest thing on the server.

VanillaPlus

Anarchy, Economy, Hardcore, PvP, Raiding, Survival, Vanilla

NO LAND CLAIMING | NO GRIEF PREVENTION | NO KEEP INVENTORY | PVP ENABLED | RAIDS We have a protected spawn that you can teleport to trades, meet up with people, or fight to the death against other players. You also can set homes and teleport so that you can easily get around without traveling far distances to get to farms, bases, or friends. On Vanilla Plus, you can experience classic Minecraft, but better! Build an epic base, fight to the death, or hang out. Anything is possible, so come check it out!

Updated October 1, 2024

Players:	105/300	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Battle Standards Raised:	9	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	0
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	4	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	3
Enchantments Applied:	298	Lava Oceans Crossed:	2
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	11	Titanic Battles Fought:	24
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	3	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	49

Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player built a house entirely out of enchanted marshmallows—soft, sweet, and always smells like vanilla.

PlayCDU

FTB, PvE, PvP, Roleplay, Skyblock, Survival

Our Links: Website: https://www.craftdownunder.co Discord: https://discord.gg/playcdu Forums: https://forum.playcdu.co/About Us: To view all 35+ servers that we host and their IPs, head to https://forum.playcdu.co/servers/Craft Down Under is a gaming community that specializes in hosting and playing Minecraft modpacks. Our servers, located in Australia, Germany and the United States, offer a wide variety of modpacks to suit different playstyles and preferences. We’re dedicated to providing a welcoming environment for all players, regardless of their skill level, to come together and enjoy the unique experiences that modpacks provide. Join us today and see why Craft Down Under is the go-to destination for Minecraft modpack enthusiasts!

Updated October 1, 2024

Players:	104/400	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Unicorn Sightings:	0	Buildings Constructed:	36
Astral Staffs Crafted:	19	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3
Lost Cities Unearthed:	4	Orbs of Power Found:	4
Evil Portals Destroyed:	2	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	4
Endless Legions Commanded:	50	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	20

Random Fact: Whimsical Truth: A player found a patch of grass that giggles when you walk on it—it’s impossible to walk by without smiling.

JackpotMC

Anarchy, Economy, Factions, LifeSteal, PvP, Raiding, Survival

JackpotMC is a server focused on PvP game modes, with our latest game mode being Lifesteal SMP. This is a one of kind, unique SMP that allows players to steal hearts from each other. Once a player kills another, they take a heart from them. If you die to a player, you lose a heart to them. Once you’re out of hearts, you’re banned for the rest of the day. With no claims and no rules on griefing, it is a pure Anarchy experience.

Updated October 1, 2024

Players:	101/100	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1	Haunted Mines Explored:	2
Dragonkin Hatched:	5	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	5
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2	Chaos Gates Opened:	3
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	3	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	1
Enchanted Armories Found:	4	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	10

Random Fact: Wild But True: Someone actually summoned an Eldritch Beast using nothing but friendship bracelets!

NAVELYA

PvP

NAVELYA NETWORK Our server is a server played within the scope of PvP. If you have just started our server, use the (/kit) command. You Can Use It To Kill Other Players And Take Their Sets. You Can Enter Places in the PvP Area and Strengthen Your Set You can review our server. 1.16.5x 1.20.4

Updated October 1, 2024

Players:	100/600	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	27	Magical Moments Shared:	8
Whispering Shadows Heard:	3	Cursed Villages Purged:	3
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	2	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	4
Void Gems Collected:	23	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1
Demon Skulls Collected:	39	Villages Defended:	18

Random Fact: Legend has it that the last time someone opened a haunted chest, they found a singing teapot inside!

CedarMC

Cross-Play, Earth, Economy, Factions, LifeSteal, Survival, Towny

The ZedarMC community is a very friendly one, and our staff is always available to help you. We are also a crossplay network, which means we support Bedrock Edition.ZedarMC has a variety of gamemodes ranging from peaceful to competitive, so you can always have fun and vibe! Survival SMP 1.13 – 1.20 Earth SMP 1.13 – 1.20 Lifesteal SMP 1.13 – 1.20 Oneblock 1.13 – 1.20 Skyblock 1.13 – 1.20 [Coming Soon]

Prison 1.13 – 1.20 [Coming Soon]IP: ms.zedarmc.com Bedrock Port: 19132 Discord: discord.gg/zedar

Updated October 1, 2024

Players:	93/900	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Phoenix Feathers Found:	10	Villages Defended:	10
Curse of Binding Applied:	2	Shadow Figures Spotted:	10
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	3	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	4
Astral Staffs Crafted:	7	Legendary Titles Earned:	1
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	5	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	5

Random Fact: Crazy But True: Players have reported seeing Herobrine playing pranks with invisible walls—no one knows why.

EYServer

Cross-Play, LifeSteal, Pixelmon, Prison, Skyblock, Survival, Vanilla

The official Minecraft server for the YouTuber Eystreem who has over 7 million subscribers and 100 million monthly viewers! The server has a Survival SMP gamemode based on update 1.20 with grief protection and a Prison gamemode that contains custom pickaxe enchantments, pets, minions, prison cell islands, and more!Join IP: mcs.eyserver.com (Java and Bedrock)Claim FREE bundle on our store! https://store.eyserver.com

Updated October 1, 2024

Players:	107/200	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1
Treasure Maps Found:	7	Teleportation Mishaps:	4
Holy Grails Found:	5	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2
Horror Stories Survived:	6	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	2
Meteorites Collected:	2	Divine Relics Bestowed:	11

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a rainbow that they could pick up and carry—now it’s the ultimate fashion accessory.

Foxcraft

Cross-Play, Economy, OneBlock, Parkour, PvP, Skyblock, Survival

Foxcraft is a Minecraft Server Network that has been around since 2011 and provides it’s playerbase with multiple classic gamemodes like Prison, Skyblock, Survival, Creative, and more! All of our gamemodes feature custom additions to keep things interesting and modern. We also provide custom gamemodes like Kingdoms (a custom take on the popular factions gamemode) and we like to run a wide variety of events.Our gamemodes: – Oneblock – Kingdoms – Skyblock – Prison – Creative – Survival – Parkour [NEW]Player Statistics: https://www.mcfoxcraft.com/stats/ IP: play.foxcraft.net Forums: www.mcfoxcraft.com Store: store.foxcraft.net

Updated October 1, 2024

Players:	103/800	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	1	Elemental Crystals Collected:	42
Meteorite Armor Created:	15	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1
Wyrmholes Dug:	8	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1	Dark Rituals Completed:	2
Celestial Crowns Worn:	4	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	8

Random Fact: Lovely Truth: Someone discovered a tree that grows candy—it’s now a favorite hangout for adventurers with a sweet tooth.

Dreamerz Network

Anarchy, Economy, LifeSteal, Survival

Updated October 1, 2024

Players:	95/300	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	1	Legendary Items Repaired:	4
Ether Blades Crafted:	18	Wilderness Tamed:	8
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	35	Orbs of Power Found:	10
Eerie Music Discs Played:	5	Dragonkin Hatched:	5
Ghost Trains Ridden:	2	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	11

Random Fact: Magical Fact: Someone once enchanted their fireplace to tell bedtime stories—now it’s the coziest spot in any house.

SunRealms

Economy, Mini Games, OneBlock, Prison, PvE, Roleplay, Skyblock

SunRealms is a server with a very friendly community where staff is always ready to help you on your journey. The server features gamemodes like Generators, Dungeons, Prisons and with more coming soon! » Server IP: mp.sunrealms.net » Bedrock Port: 19132 » Discord: discord.gg/sunrealms – BEDROCK SUPPORTED We are a crossplay network, which means we support both Java Edition and Bedrock Edition. You can play on all devices such as PC, Phone, iPad, Switch, Xbox and more!» Generators » Dungeons » Prison » Coming Soon

Updated October 1, 2024

Players:	99/300	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Eerie Music Discs Played:	2	Ores Mined:	1409
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	2	Epic Mounts Acquired:	2
Living Statues Befriended:	3	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	6
Crystal Wands Charged:	19	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	1
Ender Pearl Glitches:	4	Divine Scrolls Written:	22

Random Fact: Did you know? When the last shadow realm was conquered, the conquering player gained the ability to speak in rhymes.

Ace MC

Cross-Play, Economy, PvE, PvP, Survival, Survival Games, Vanilla

Welcome to our BRAND NEW 1.20 Survival Server! BEDROCK COMPATIBLE! It’s just been released, and we couldn’t be more excited to have you join us on this incredible journey!IP: mc.acemc.co Bedrock Port: 19132Join our Discord community at discord.acemc.org and become a part of the Ace MC family. We’re not just a server; we’re a place where you can make new friends, create your very own warps, find your dream job, build your wealth, unwind, and simply have a blast! We’d love for you to be one of our original pioneers and experience the magic from the very beginning.If you’re in search of the perfect place to enjoy pure survival gameplay, connect with like-minded individuals, and have an amazing time, look no further! Our server boasts a warm and welcoming community, a robust land-claim system to protect your creations, custom fishing and farming experiences that’ll have you hooked, as well as an array of engaging quests and ranks. It’s everything you need for a fantastic adventure!Come on in, and let’s make unforgettable memories together!

Updated October 1, 2024

Players:	93/300	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Epic Mounts Acquired:	8	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	14
Hidden Villages Discovered:	3	Legendary Titles Earned:	1
Magical Moments Shared:	7	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2	Rune Stones Activated:	4
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	15	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	4

Random Fact: Legendary Tale: A phantom knight once handed over a magical scroll in exchange for a cup of tea—how polite!

CraftYourTown

Cross-Play, Parkour, PvE, PvP, Skyblock, Survival, Towny

CraftYourTown: Build Your Dream World!Bedrock IP is the same as Java, use port 19132Welcome to CraftYourTown, the best Minecraft server for adventurers like you! Join our friendly community of builders, crafters, and explorers, and let your creativity soar! Design amazing towns, embark on epic quests, and discover hidden treasures with your new pals. With lag-free gameplay, awesome events, and regular updates, there’s always something exciting to do! So grab your pickaxe, put on your adventurer’s hat, and come create magic at CraftYourTown!Why Join? Creative builders, crafters, and explorers, welcome! Endless adventures and epic quests await you! Keep Inventory is enabled, no losing all your progress! Design incredible towns and explore with friends! Battle custom mobs and unlock unique gadgets! Custom tools and stylish cosmetic skins to stand out! Be part of a community where your voice matters!

Updated October 1, 2024

Players:	95/600	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	6	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	2
Haunted Chests Opened:	4	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2
Meteorite Armor Created:	25	Magic Items Found:	6905
Love Letters Sent:	5	Powerful Allies Recruited:	2
Eclipse Rings Activated:	4	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	3

Random Fact: Did you know? The most recent world-altering spell accidentally turned a mountain into a giant chocolate cake.

InvadedLands

KitPvP, Skyblock, Survival

InvadedLands is a network which consists of the following gamemodes:* KitPvP * Skyblock * SurvivalTo learn more, visit our website at invadedlands.net, or join the server at invadedlands.net!

Updated October 1, 2024

Players:	108/300	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	9	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	3
Mineshafts Explored:	4	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	8
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	1	Immortal Potions Brewed:	14
Legendary Titles Earned:	3	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	10
Phantom Knights Defeated:	10	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	4

Random Fact: Wild Fact: Every time a mimic chest is discovered, it doubles the amount of loot in the next treasure found.

Safe Survival

PvE, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

Come join the best Semi Vanilla Survival Server! Keep Inventory – SMP – Land Claims – Community! Supports Bedrock / Java Crossplay! We are a non-hub server that offers a quick start to play multiplayer Minecraft survival in a single player-like setting and run a high end server to ensure there is no lag.Number 1 Rated Semi-Vanilla Server on MCSL for over 6 years!Survival has never been easier to start, you can begin right away after walking 200 blocks from spawn or using the random teleport provided. You no longer have to worry about spawning in a massive hub or spending a half hour figuring out how to play survival. Our spawn is a very simple, but useful place filled with item shops, warps, and more!We have Grief Prevention Land Claiming, and use the additional commands spawn, sethome, and home so you can get back to your build whenever you want. Keep inventory is on.Safe Survival has a welcoming, kind, and social community. We want to provide a fun and classic Minecraft experience where you can build and explore like you’re in single player. Our server is filled with the beautiful builds made by our players who will share your love for the game.Over 400000 players have joined!

Updated October 1, 2024

Players:	110/900	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Hidden Villages Discovered:	2	Emeralds Found:	7978
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	3	Twisted Realms Survived:	3
Invisible Pathways Walked:	8	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	6
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	33	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	3
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	3	Crystal Palaces Visited:	2

Random Fact: Crazy But True: Players have reported seeing Herobrine playing pranks with invisible walls—no one knows why.