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Looking for a Minecraft server where you can avoid nosy little bitches like the one in this story? Look no further! Join our server and never worry about obnoxious drunk girls taking your picture again. Our community is full of helpful players who will guide you to the bathroom and back, no questions asked. Plus, we have a strict no selfie-taking policy, so you can focus on building epic structures and exploring the world without any drama. Join now and leave the drama at the pool table!

Updated October 1, 2024

Players:	109/200	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	4	Divine Relics Bestowed:	6
Magical Familiars Summoned:	3	Evil Twin Fights:	3
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	4	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	2	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1
Hidden Passages Discovered:	6	World-Altering Spells Cast:	2

Random Fact: Lovely Lore: A friendship bracelet once turned into a glowing beacon—now it lights the way for adventurers at night.

TavernMC

Cross-Play, Economy, MCMMO, PvE, PvP, Raiding, Survival

TavernMC is a Survival Minecraft server that adds a ton of new layers to the game. Players can team up with their friends, and explore a massive world with beautiful biomes. Be careful! because there are bears, and other creatures that spawn. Go on quests, take on some jobs, and level up to become the strongest. What makes this server unique? – Custom Mobs (Bears, Racoons, Skunks, and Bosses) – Custom Items (Ones that are better than netherite) – Custom Biomes (Over 80+ Beautiful biomes to explore) – Meant for both Casual Players and PVPers

Updated October 1, 2024

Players:	98/200	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Dimension Hops:	14	Holy Grails Found:	4
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	1	Astral Staffs Crafted:	16
Villages Defended:	9	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	2
Lunar Scepters Activated:	9	Sentient Weapons Trained:	2
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	4	Titanic Battles Fought:	15

Random Fact: Trivia: The last enchanted forest planted was accidentally grown upside down, yet it thrived—go figure!

Roleplay Hub

Anarchy, Economy, Roleplay, Survival

Updated October 1, 2024

Players:	108/600	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Ancient Ruins Explored:	2	Titanic Battles Fought:	12
Mystic Runes Engraved:	5	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	6
Cursed Statues Activated:	4	Magic Wands Crafted:	19
Crystal Caves Mapped:	4	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	3
Magical Frogs Kissed:	4	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	14

Random Fact: Sweet Fact: Someone enchanted their pen to write love letters on its own—it’s been sending notes to all the nearby villagers.

Loka

Economy, Factions, PvP, Survival, Towny

Loka is a Semi-Vanilla, PvP Survival Server that uses custom plugins to create a one of a kind Minecraft experience. Loka features a custom-written Territorial Conquest System, a very rich story, unique, talent-based Battlegrounds, ELO-rated Arenas, a custom Market, Thievery, and World Events.Loka’s biggest feature, Territories, is custom system wherein Towns vie for control of static Territory Nodes throughout our three Continents. The strongest Town or Alliance at the end of each month becomes the Capital of Loka and gets to implement global policies. Alliances, Enemies, Friends, and Mortal Enemies have been forged and destroyed through our Territory System. Territorial Conquest, Custom World, Towns, Town Industries, Jobs, PvP, Powerful Market, Thievery, Story.

Updated October 1, 2024

Players:	99/600	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2	Wailing Winds Heard:	1
Alternate Realities Explored:	5	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	109
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	19	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	2
Void Armor Forged:	29	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0

Random Fact: Insider Scoop: Whispering shadows are known to hum lullabies when no one’s listening.

From PokeBa

Economy, Factions, Parkour, Pixelmon, PvE, PvP, Survival

Dear PokeBalta family!We look forward to bringing you exciting news after a long wait! Our brand new season is at the door and we are sure that we will fascinate you once again with the innovations we bring. Here are some special features we have prepared for you: Version 1.16.5 and Latest Pixelmon, Exclusive Datapack, WARZONE Add-on, Fun Activities, Server Exclusive Costumes, Dungeons and MoreDon’t forget to follow our social media accounts and forums so you don’t miss this season full of exciting innovations. We look forward to collecting unique memories together in our new season! Are you ready? We are ready! We welcome you to this magical adventure. See you later!

Updated October 1, 2024

Players:	91/500	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Celestial Crowns Worn:	2	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	12
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	9	Teleportation Mishaps:	5
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	2	Ores Mined:	8634
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	2	Secret Guilds Joined:	5
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	1	Cozy Campfires Lit:	9

Random Fact: Magical Moment: A player once planted a tree that grew a swing—it’s now the best spot for relaxing with friends.

RealBox

Bedwars, Economy, Mini Games, PvP

BoxPvP server. Features: Powerful hosting, nearly best anti-cheat system possible, premium plugins

Updated October 1, 2024

Players:	109/900	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Magic Items Found:	5280	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1
Zombie Dances:	5	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	1
Wailing Winds Heard:	2	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	8
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	3	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	1
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	10	Legendary Heroes Trained:	6

Random Fact: Did you know? The last phantom ship sighted was carrying a cargo of glow-in-the-dark kittens.

Minewind

Anarchy, Bedwars, Creative, Hardcore, KitPvP, Raiding, Survival Games

Choose your class and go on an epic adventure to gather all the OP loot that suits your play style!

A big variety of loot can be found in any chest in the world, or traded with many villagers for emeralds. More loot can be stolen from OP monsters, but they will use it against you first!

Special events happen on spawn every few hours that offer more unique OP rewards.

At the end of the day, explore the natural beauty of Minecraft wilderness and build a work of art in the perfect spot.

For more information visit https://minewind.com

Updated October 1, 2024

Players:	104/200	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	2	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	6	Epic Shields Constructed:	31
Alien Abductions:	1	Farms Harvested:	787
Cursed Lands Purified:	2	Gnome Villages Protected:	9
Reality Distortions Fixed:	3	Phantom Rings Equipped:	16

Random Fact: Sweet Truth: A player found a hidden passage that leads to a secret garden—it’s full of flowers that bloom in rainbow colors.

PocketPixels

Creative, Economy, MCMMO, Pixelmon, Roleplay, Survival, Vanilla

All our servers offer unique and enjoyable Pixelmon experiences, for all involved in the Pixelmon community, which you won’t feel anywhere else! Our aim is to provide you with a pixelmon experience like no other filled with our custom content, events, and a one of a kind friendly community. Join our servers, and begin your adventure of a lifetime!Put your skills and knowledge to the test by challenging our 8+ Gym System, run by experienced staff members, to earn all the badges! If you’re into the competitive scene or looking for another challenge, you can challenge our Hard-Mode Gyms, Elite Four and Battle Frontier. Try our daily quests where you complete challenges to earn a range of rewards and experience the Pixelmon gameplay to its fullest!You’ll constantly see new custom content and network updates, staff members actively improving your experience, giveaways and events with prizes, and much more!Everyone can find something to do on our servers! Fitting into your play style is easy, whether it be competitive battling, trading, catching Pixelmon, hunting down legendaries, or even hanging our with friends! You’ll find a place in the PocketPixels community.

Updated October 1, 2024

Players:	98/600	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Potions Brewed:	116	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	11
Eclipse Rings Activated:	4	Volcanoes Explored:	2
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2
Forbidden Tomes Read:	6	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	4
Ancient Ruins Explored:	3	Void Armor Forged:	24

Random Fact: Did You Hear? Someone brewed a potion that made everyone around them giggle uncontrollably—it’s the latest party trick!

VanillaPlus

Anarchy, Economy, Hardcore, PvP, Raiding, Survival, Vanilla

NO LAND CLAIMING | NO GRIEF PREVENTION | NO KEEP INVENTORY | PVP ENABLED | RAIDS We have a protected spawn that you can teleport to trades, meet up with people, or fight to the death against other players. You also can set homes and teleport so that you can easily get around without traveling far distances to get to farms, bases, or friends. On Vanilla Plus, you can experience classic Minecraft, but better! Build an epic base, fight to the death, or hang out. Anything is possible, so come check it out!

Updated October 1, 2024

Players:	106/900	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Infinite Doors Opened:	1	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	25
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	2	Omnipotent Charms Created:	2
Crops Grown:	4457	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2
Secret Passages Found:	6	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2
Epic Mounts Acquired:	6	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	1

Random Fact: Magical Moment: The last tea party held in the enchanted forest had talking teacups—they love to chat about the weather.

PlayCDU

FTB, PvE, PvP, Roleplay, Skyblock, Survival

Our Links: Website: https://www.craftdownunder.co Discord: https://discord.gg/playcdu Forums: https://forum.playcdu.co/About Us: To view all 35+ servers that we host and their IPs, head to https://forum.playcdu.co/servers/Craft Down Under is a gaming community that specializes in hosting and playing Minecraft modpacks. Our servers, located in Australia, Germany and the United States, offer a wide variety of modpacks to suit different playstyles and preferences. We’re dedicated to providing a welcoming environment for all players, regardless of their skill level, to come together and enjoy the unique experiences that modpacks provide. Join us today and see why Craft Down Under is the go-to destination for Minecraft modpack enthusiasts!

Updated October 1, 2024

Players:	92/600	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Dragons Tamed:	4	Celestial Beings Befriended:	0
Blood Moons Survived:	1	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	14
Buildings Constructed:	38	Towns Built:	9
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	5	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1
Cursed Amulets Found:	0	Living Shadows Defeated:	1

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a wishing well that actually grants wishes—it’s now surrounded by flowers and good vibes.

JackpotMC

Anarchy, Economy, Factions, LifeSteal, PvP, Raiding, Survival

JackpotMC is a server focused on PvP game modes, with our latest game mode being Lifesteal SMP. This is a one of kind, unique SMP that allows players to steal hearts from each other. Once a player kills another, they take a heart from them. If you die to a player, you lose a heart to them. Once you’re out of hearts, you’re banned for the rest of the day. With no claims and no rules on griefing, it is a pure Anarchy experience.

Updated October 1, 2024

Players:	99/200	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	1	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	8
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	6	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	5
Eternal Flames Captured:	5	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	6
Legendary Heroes Trained:	4	Legendary Scepters Created:	6
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	3	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	7

Random Fact: Magical Trivia: One player managed to defeat an epic boss with nothing but enchanted breadsticks—no joke!

NAVELYA

PvP

NAVELYA NETWORK Our server is a server played within the scope of PvP. If you have just started our server, use the (/kit) command. You Can Use It To Kill Other Players And Take Their Sets. You Can Enter Places in the PvP Area and Strengthen Your Set You can review our server. 1.16.5x 1.20.4

Updated October 1, 2024

Players:	93/100	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	13	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	9
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	7	Goblin Markets Raided:	2
Astral Staffs Crafted:	18	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3
Epic Bosses Defeated:	5	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2
Divine Relics Bestowed:	14	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	2

Random Fact: Legendary Lore: Every time an ancient relic is unearthed, a lost city somewhere trembles in fear.

CedarMC

Cross-Play, Earth, Economy, Factions, LifeSteal, Survival, Towny

The ZedarMC community is a very friendly one, and our staff is always available to help you. We are also a crossplay network, which means we support Bedrock Edition.ZedarMC has a variety of gamemodes ranging from peaceful to competitive, so you can always have fun and vibe! Survival SMP 1.13 – 1.20 Earth SMP 1.13 – 1.20 Lifesteal SMP 1.13 – 1.20 Oneblock 1.13 – 1.20 Skyblock 1.13 – 1.20 [Coming Soon]

Prison 1.13 – 1.20 [Coming Soon]IP: ms.zedarmc.com Bedrock Port: 19132 Discord: discord.gg/zedar

Updated October 1, 2024

Players:	109/800	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Whispering Caves Entered:	8	Secret Libraries Discovered:	1
Chimeras Created:	2	Buildings Constructed:	15
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	8	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	1
Glitched Entities Encountered:	0	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	4
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	15	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	4

Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player once brewed a potion that made their pet bunny fly—it’s now the most popular bunny in the skies.

EYServer

Cross-Play, LifeSteal, Pixelmon, Prison, Skyblock, Survival, Vanilla

The official Minecraft server for the YouTuber Eystreem who has over 7 million subscribers and 100 million monthly viewers! The server has a Survival SMP gamemode based on update 1.20 with grief protection and a Prison gamemode that contains custom pickaxe enchantments, pets, minions, prison cell islands, and more!Join IP: mcs.eyserver.com (Java and Bedrock)Claim FREE bundle on our store! https://store.eyserver.com

Updated October 1, 2024

Players:	108/700	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Celestial Beings Befriended:	3	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	17
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	5	Meteorites Collected:	2
Haunted Chests Opened:	4	Cursed Statues Activated:	4
Haunted Forests Traversed:	4	Invisible Pathways Walked:	3
Secret Libraries Discovered:	3	Forbidden Relics Collected:	1

Random Fact: Heartwarming Lore: A player once found a lost puppy that turned out to be a shape-shifting dragon—it now guards their treasure chest.

Foxcraft

Cross-Play, Economy, OneBlock, Parkour, PvP, Skyblock, Survival

Foxcraft is a Minecraft Server Network that has been around since 2011 and provides it’s playerbase with multiple classic gamemodes like Prison, Skyblock, Survival, Creative, and more! All of our gamemodes feature custom additions to keep things interesting and modern. We also provide custom gamemodes like Kingdoms (a custom take on the popular factions gamemode) and we like to run a wide variety of events.Our gamemodes: – Oneblock – Kingdoms – Skyblock – Prison – Creative – Survival – Parkour [NEW]Player Statistics: https://www.mcfoxcraft.com/stats/ IP: play.foxcraft.net Forums: www.mcfoxcraft.com Store: store.foxcraft.net

Updated October 1, 2024

Players:	105/400	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Endless Mazes Solved:	3	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	5
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	10	Crystal Palaces Visited:	2
Celestial Crowns Worn:	3	Meteorite Armor Created:	27
Royal Decrees Issued:	3	Epic Mounts Acquired:	2
Cursed Statues Activated:	4	Magic Crystals Found:	22

Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Gnome villages are protected by invisible walls that only activate when someone says “magic beans.”

Dreamerz Network

Anarchy, Economy, LifeSteal, Survival

Updated October 1, 2024

Players:	92/800	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Enchantments Applied:	86	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	3
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	2	Mythical Quests Completed:	40
Secret Guilds Joined:	2	Haunted Forests Traversed:	3
Demon Skulls Collected:	11	Endless Legions Commanded:	14
Werewolf Howls Heard:	2	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2

Random Fact: Trivia: A cursed diamond was mined under a blood moon—since then, it’s been known to glow eerily in the dark.