DrunkCraft: Bathroom Escort Service

aita, bathroom, Business, DrunkCraft, escort, husband, inebriated girl, kids party room, LAUGHING, loud, minding your own business, Nice, nosy, Obnoxious, Offering, playing pool, service, Sober, walk

Looking for a Minecraft server where you can avoid nosy little bitches like the one in this story? Look no further! Join our server and never worry about obnoxious drunk girls taking your picture again. Our community is full of helpful players who will guide you to the bathroom and back, no questions asked. Plus, we have a strict no selfie-taking policy, so you can focus on building epic structures and exploring the world without any drama. Join now and leave the drama at the pool table!

Updated October 1, 2024

Players:	95/800	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Chimeras Created:	3	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	1
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	8	Endless Night Skies:	1
Cursed Swords Broken:	3	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0	Epic Battles Fought:	13
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	5	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	1

Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player accidentally enchanted their bed to sing lullabies—now they fall asleep faster than ever.

Omega Minecraft

MCMMO, Pixelmon, PvE, Vanilla

Welcome to the Home of VintageBeef, a family focused Network. Have you ever wanted to build your own Zoo or become a Pokemon Master and wished you could do it all in the wonderful world of Minecraft? Well now you can on our OmegaMinecraft Network, and if you need a break from Zoo Keeping and Poke battles there’s always our mini games area to distract you, with ABBA caving, UHC events and our very own mini games server. We also have a brand new game mode – Can you Survive the Ablockalypse? Voting will give you rewards on our Zoo and Pixelmon server!

Updated October 1, 2024

Players:	95/900	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Magic Wands Crafted:	21	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	4
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1	Alien Abductions:	0
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	13	Gryphons Tamed:	2
Volcanoes Explored:	2	Mineshafts Explored:	5
Shattered Realms Restored:	0	Forbidden Tomes Read:	2

Random Fact: Sweet But True: A player found a cuddly creature that hugs them every morning—it’s the best way to start the day.

BlueRP

Economy, Roleplay

The BlueRP project was founded in the summer of 2019 by @knnz and @robert (6ft1). This is a minecraft server (1.20.4) that simulates real life with RPG leanings, hence the RP in the name (roleplay). The server is not 100% roleplay, because the base game is old and does not have the necessary features for a full roleplay server.The server has undergone many changes over time, so this time, we have returned with many unique systems in Romania, which, at the moment, you can only find on our server. We want to keep the server on as long as possible this time, and the only thing that can help us is your support.We wish you a pleasant experience with us!

Updated October 1, 2024

Players:	107/200	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	3	Titan Hearts Harvested:	4
Alternate Realities Explored:	5	Towns Built:	8
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	1	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	3
Vanishing Items Found:	2	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	19
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	13	Phoenix Feathers Found:	10

Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Ender Dragon reincarnations sometimes come back as friendly puppies—seriously!

BroKits

Cross-Play, KitPvP, PvP, Survival

BroKits – When you die you receive a Random Kit and can jump right into the arena to fight progress and become the best! (1.13 and all versions above (could be problems with 1.19.3/1.19.2))

Updated October 1, 2024

Players:	93/1000	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	1	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0
Alien Abductions:	5	Potions Brewed:	71
Mythical Swords Crafted:	37	Rune Stones Activated:	8
Enchantments Applied:	57	Phantom Ships Sailed:	5
Living Statues Befriended:	1	Magic Crystals Found:	20

Random Fact: Rumor has it that every enchanted tome written is secretly overseen by an invisible librarian.

Life Steal SMP

Hardcore, LifeSteal, Parkour, PvP, Raiding, Survival, Vanilla

Life Steal SMP: A Minecraft Adventure for Java and Bedrock Players Playable on Java and Bedrock Supports Minecraft Versions 1.16.X to 1.20.XFeatures: – Weekly Tournaments with cash prizes – Custom Duels (Unranked and Ranked) with multiple kits – Anti Pay-to-Win store ranks – Real Money Rewards for Seasonal stats – Custom-Balanced in-game shop – 20 Heart Maximum, 7-day death bansExperience thrilling adventures with friends in a lag-free environment. Join Life Steal SMP for an unforgettable Minecraft journey!

Updated October 1, 2024

Players:	105/700	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Glitched Entities Encountered:	5	Mythical Relics Collected:	5
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	16	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	46
Evil Twin Fights:	5	Pirate Ships Raided:	1
Battle Standards Raised:	14	Blood Moons Survived:	3
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2

Random Fact: Magical Moment: The last tea party held in the enchanted forest had talking teacups—they love to chat about the weather.

Vanilla Tyme

PvE, Survival, Vanilla, Whitelist

Vanilla Tyme is a survival server that offers a vanilla experience, with no game altering plugins.We are a whitelisted community. You must apply to play. We encourage those applying to put effort into their application. We have an active, friendly, and mature community with a dedicated staff team.• No teleporting plugin! You can travel by foot or use our expansive nether tunnels. Build and decorate your own tunnel! • No economy plugin! Everyone is encouraged to build a shop and compete in our trust-based diamond economy. Trade using other items too! • No land claim plugin! Simply find a free spot and get building! • No pay-to-win! Supporters are offered EULA compliant perks. Everyone is on the same level! • Everything is built by players, for players! You can donate materials or build alongside other members. • Participate in weekly events, weekly competitions, holiday celebrations, monthly build competitions, and even UHC!Our server promotes awesome builds and community; we are excited to see what you will bring to Vanilla Tyme!

Updated October 1, 2024

Players:	98/200	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Cosmic Pies Baked:	7	Phantom Knights Defeated:	8
Epic Mounts Acquired:	8	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	2
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	8	Crystal Wands Charged:	9
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	1
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	4	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	4

Random Fact: Magical Fact: A player once brewed a potion that turned their pet into a talking companion—it always knows just what to say.

Sapphire

Earth, Economy, PvP, Survival

Updated October 1, 2024

Players:	106/100	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Orbs of Power Found:	7	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	1
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	12	Crystal Caves Mapped:	9
Emeralds Found:	1850	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	6
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	15	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	3
Werewolf Howls Heard:	3	Epic Shields Constructed:	34

Random Fact: Lovely Lore: A friendship bracelet once turned into a glowing beacon—now it lights the way for adventurers at night.

SolaceMC

Economy, MCMMO, PvE, Survival, Towny

SolaceMC is all about enhancing the Vanilla Minecraft experience. With your favourite classics such as Towny, mcMMO, Jobs and more, as well as tons of Custom tools and features, you’re sure to find yourself a new home in this community!

Updated October 1, 2024

Players:	95/500	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Immortal Potions Brewed:	13	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1
Dragon Hoards Looted:	2	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	7
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	3	Lunar Scepters Activated:	12
Dragon Eggs Found:	8348	Rune Stones Activated:	10
Underground Cities Explored:	2	Legendary Heroes Trained:	6

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Teleportation mishaps are the leading cause of unexpected interdimensional friendships.

Peaceful Farms

Mini Games, PvE, Roleplay, Survival

Welcome to Peaceful FarmsWhat are we? Well, we are a farming economy server.What is the objective? Create the best farm you can! You have little limits on what you can build! Sell your crops and rank up, we have over 30 ranks that you can achieve!Do you have to farm? Of course not! For many players, the server is a haven for building as we are tough on grief and have systems to prevent it.What are you waiting for? Join Peaceful Farms! For a different type of Minecraft experience for all!

Updated October 1, 2024

Players:	109/700	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	1	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	6
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	106	Eerie Music Discs Played:	6
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3	Secret Guilds Joined:	1
Wilderness Tamed:	5	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	6
Magical Familiars Summoned:	5	Divine Relics Bestowed:	10

Random Fact: Adorable But True: Someone enchanted a broom to sweep by itself—it now has a habit of tidying up wherever it goes.

Gamers React minecraft

Economy, OneBlock, PvE, PvP, Skyblock, Survival

We will be featuring a great community, amazing builds, awesome adventures and soo many opportunities for fun!Want to play Survival? You Got It!Want to play SkyBlock or Oneblock? You Got It!What else can we do? Super glad you asked; Tired of the same old 1.8 minecraft with no colors, no design potential, well at Gamers React we offer huge multiplayer worlds, hosted on on the best hardware featuring all the new blocks from 1.16, 1.17 and beyond. Want a blackstone piglin infested house. No problem! Want some weathered copper on your roof. Yea you can have that too!Go watch Gamers React on YouTube and we will see you soon. We will be featuring clips obtained on the server on the main YouTube Channel.

Updated October 1, 2024

Players:	98/700	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2	Potions Brewed:	20
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	2	Secret Passages Found:	5
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	1	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	3
Dragon Hoards Looted:	1	Astral Staffs Crafted:	17
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	3	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	4

Random Fact: Legendary Tale: A phantom knight once handed over a magical scroll in exchange for a cup of tea—how polite!

CwR Minecraft network

Bedwars, KitPvP, LifeSteal, Mini Games, Parkour, PvP, Survival

CwR MC Network comes with server featuring unique content and an amazing community, friendly staff, and awesome players like you!» Survival SMP » Slimefun SMP » Lifesteal SMP » Bedwars » Kitpvp » Minigames » DuelsBEDROCK SUPPORTED!JAVA IP: mc.cwresports.lk BEDROCK IP: mc.cwresports.lk:19132

Updated October 1, 2024

Players:	103/600	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	7	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	18
Wailing Winds Heard:	3	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	4
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	1	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	5
Backwards Speech Heard:	6	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	4
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	1	Twisted Realms Survived:	2

Random Fact: Sweet Lore: A player once tamed a unicorn by offering it a sugar cube—it now follows them everywhere, leaving a trail of sparkles.

CrownMC Survival

Survival

CrownSMP is a friendly 1.18.2 – 1.19 Survival and Lifesteal network, which supports both Java and Bedrock players.

Updated October 1, 2024

Players:	97/900	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0	Celestial Gardens Planted:	2
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	1
Titan Hearts Harvested:	5	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2
Heroic Legacies Created:	1	Talking Trees Consulted:	1
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	0	Legendary Titles Earned:	2

Random Fact: Did you hear? Living statues can be befriended with a simple riddle—just hope they don’t ask you for one in return!

Seiky Network

Bedwars, Economy, Prison, PvP, Skyblock, Survival

[1.20] Seiky Network is the #1 Minecraft Server. We offer a wide range of gamemodes, such as Prison, Skyblock, SkyPvP and Survival. IP: seiky.net Discord: https://discord.gg/JhsXGE9Dmb.

Updated October 1, 2024

Players:	94/600	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	3	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	4
Hidden Passages Discovered:	4	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	18
Buildings Constructed:	26	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	7
Magic Wands Crafted:	12	Wailing Winds Heard:	1
Haunted Mines Explored:	3	Farms Harvested:	895

Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player found a magic mirror that gives daily compliments—it’s the most popular mirror on the server.

sVanilla Survival

PvE, PvP, Raiding, Survival, Vanilla

sVanilla Survival goes back to the roots of what a Semi-Vanilla SMP should be. Vanilla, with few quality of life modifications. We’re dedicated to providing the old-school SMP experience, with a large map that never resets, no land claims, and most importantly – crystal free PvP.

Updated October 1, 2024

Players:	109/600	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Infinite Doors Opened:	3	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1
Soul Swords Wielded:	1	Animals Bred:	143
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0	Meteorites Collected:	0
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	2	Vanishing Items Found:	2
Sentient Weapons Trained:	1	Demon Skulls Collected:	40

Random Fact: Did you know? When a reality-bending puzzle is solved, it sometimes turns nearby players into walking marshmallows.

ConquerEarthMC

Cross-Play, Earth, Economy, MCMMO, PvP, Roleplay, Towny

(16+) A strong and server history with war and politics. Join a dedicated, tight-knit community of like-minded mature players interested in history, geography, politics, and war. Come role-play as the leader of a historically notable nation. You can chill with friends, play survival, or experience all of the rich custom features ConquerEarth offers. ConquerEarth is a geopolitical Towny-Earth server hosted on a 1:1500 scale replica of the Earth map.Original Map Experience the initial creation packed with all its uniqueness. The original map contains our custom-made resource pack, which allows for custom resources, custom items, custom mobs, and Darius’s signature guns (NO MODS REQUIRED! PRESS JOIN!). A short list of our features includes guns, vehicles, meteors, weed, alcohol brewing, flags, siegewar, MCMMO, jobs, dynamic shop, chest shops, elevators, security cameras, events and more. Unfortunately, all of this is achieved with the caveat of Bedrock incompatibility. The original map is and will remain, a native Java exclusive. The map is native to version 1.19.4 and has the most compatibility with 1.19.4 clients, but you may join on any version.Orion Map Our newest Orion map strives to bring Minecraft players of all platforms together. We fully support Bedrock players, and the server is entirely Bedrock compatible, all thanks to the addition of GeyserMC and Floodgate. Although native and best played on 1.20.4, the map can be played on any version. Unlike our original map, this map is a more reserved and familiar geopolitical Towny-Earth experience with only vanilla combat. There is no custom resource pack; therefore, there are no custom resources and no custom items from the original map that rely on our resource pack. Furthermore, this means no guns, no custom items, and no custom mobs. A more faithful geopol experience still with the ConquerEarth flair of features such as vehicles, meteors, alcohol brewing, siegewar, MCMMO, jobs, dynamic shop, chest shops, elevators, security cameras, events and more.Server IP: conquerearthmc.com Bedrock Port: 19132 Website: www.conquerearthmc.com/ Discord: discord.gg/hXvNemNqQr Dynamic map: map.conquerearthmc.com/

Updated October 1, 2024

Players:	102/600	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	6	Reality Distortions Fixed:	2
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	2	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	6
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	4	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	30
Fairy Circles Danced In:	8	Phantom Knights Defeated:	9
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	15	Endless Mazes Conquered:	1

Random Fact: Insider Scoop: Whispering shadows are known to hum lullabies when no one’s listening.

StarDix

Bedwars, Economy, KitPvP, Mini Games, PvP

The Largest Minecraft Server in Brazil. Full PvP, PvP Kit, BedWars, Survival and Much More… Come have fun and adventure in our Mini Games.IP: play.stardix.comOur social networks: Site: https://stardix.com Store: https://loja.stardix.com Discord: https://dc.stardix.com YouTube: https://yt.stardix.com Forums: https://forum.stardix.com

Updated October 1, 2024

Players:	107/700	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Phantom Blocks Placed:	4	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	2
Ores Mined:	8428	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	3
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	9	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	1
Forbidden Tomes Read:	3	Teleportation Mishaps:	2
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	60	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	2

Random Fact: Did you know? When a reality-bending puzzle is solved, it sometimes turns nearby players into walking marshmallows.