DrunkCraft: Bathroom Escort Service

aita, bathroom, Business, DrunkCraft, escort, husband, inebriated girl, kids party room, LAUGHING, loud, minding your own business, Nice, nosy, Obnoxious, Offering, playing pool, service, Sober, walk

Looking for a Minecraft server where you can avoid nosy little bitches like the one in this story? Look no further! Join our server and never worry about obnoxious drunk girls taking your picture again. Our community is full of helpful players who will guide you to the bathroom and back, no questions asked. Plus, we have a strict no selfie-taking policy, so you can focus on building epic structures and exploring the world without any drama. Join now and leave the drama at the pool table!

Updated October 1, 2024

Players:	110/900	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	3	Epic Bosses Defeated:	4
Dragon Eggs Found:	1138	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	1
Dark Rituals Completed:	1	Horror Stories Survived:	7
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	18	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	0	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	1

Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player built a house entirely out of enchanted marshmallows—soft, sweet, and always smells like vanilla.

Markane MC

Economy, PvE, Survival

Markane MC– Friendly Community x Active staff and Owners – Plugins and Aspects = Economy, Crates, Dailyquests, Playerwarps, Chestshops, Ranks, Toolskins, Coinshop, Custom Furniture, Acution, Levels, Jobs, Skills, Claims, Factories and much more! – Anti-Grief, 1.20.4 Semi VanillaWe appreciate everyone who joins our server no matter what!How to join – Launch minecraft and click on multiplayer – Then click on Add Server in the bottom right – Put (mc.marcane.net) into the Server Address tab! Server Name is optional

Updated October 1, 2024

Players:	109/400	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	3	Dragons Tamed:	0
Endless Night Skies:	4	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2
Dragon Eggs Found:	920	Phantom Ships Sailed:	2
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	4
Forbidden Tomes Read:	1	Void Gems Collected:	32

Random Fact: Magical Moment: A player once planted a tree that grew a swing—it’s now the best spot for relaxing with friends.

Nomad Nation

Creative, Cross-Play, Economy, PvE, Survival

Nomad Nation is launching a new survival server in just 2 days! Come join us on our adventures. Some features this new SMP will have: Economy | Land Claims | Warps | Set home | Survival only Few weeks after launch we will start adding additional fun things such as Custom fishing plugin, quests and more. Minecraft servers available on Nomad Nation: #1 SMP – Seasonal world scheduled to run for 12 months + #2 Creative – Flat map with plots and world edit! Servers currently in development and scheduled to launch throughout 2024: Cobblemon | Vault huntersAll of the above servers run on dedicated machines that are owned by Nomad Nation. Age requirement: 16+ Join our discord to play https://discord.gg/mUxUeuwjX4

Updated October 1, 2024

Players:	102/100	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	396	Curse of Binding Applied:	1
Shadow Realms Conquered:	0	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	4
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	3	Soul Swords Wielded:	5
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	4	Treasure Maps Found:	6
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	10	World-Altering Spells Cast:	1

Random Fact: Did you know? The most recent world-altering spell accidentally turned a mountain into a giant chocolate cake.

L.A World

Bedwars, Creative, Mini Games, OneBlock, Parkour, Skyblock, Survival

A fun oriented minecraft server.. friendly staffs and admins. ======== Game modes ======== Survival Bedwars Lifesteal Skyblock ————— IP: laworld.apexmc.co Discord : https://discord.gg/C9VdyseJt8 malayalam, kerala, india

Updated October 1, 2024

Players:	100/400	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Celestial Crowns Worn:	3	Undead Armies Raised:	3
Endless Legions Commanded:	21	Hidden Villages Discovered:	3
Haunted Forests Traversed:	6	Backwards Speech Heard:	1
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	5	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	4
Ether Blades Crafted:	4	Cursed Taverns Survived:	1

Random Fact: Mythical Moment: A single drop of lava from the Phoenix Feather’s nest can forge an indestructible sword.

BusinessCraft City Roleplay

Earth, Economy, MCMMO, Roleplay, Survival, Vanilla

Are you ready to explore a new role play server? BusinessCraft is a minecraft-survival City Roleplay server that uses custom easy to use plugins to simulate aspects of a real city. The server includes a wide selection of jobs such as: Engineer, Miner, Lumberjack, Doctor, Lawyer and many more! This server also has a government and democratic elections!Live in a cozy house in the suburbs while building your business empire downtown. You can start businesses ranging from agriculture to manufacturing, scale your business into a large corporation or keep it a small local business, or you can work for another company and enjoy everything else the city has to offer!The city has lots to explore, you can rent apartments including penthouses, explore easter eggs like the sewers, or venture into the acres of wildlife preserve just outside city limits! Buses, trains, subways, and planes can help you travel throughout the city and world. Nearly everything built within the city is player owned and operated.

Updated October 1, 2024

Players:	106/700	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	22	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	54
Volcanoes Explored:	1	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	19
Astral Staffs Crafted:	11	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3
Legendary Heroes Trained:	3	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	3
Herobrine Sightings:	4	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	10

Random Fact: Magical Insight: Moonlit rituals are believed to be more powerful if performed while wearing socks on your hands.

GoldenSky Server

Cross-Play, Economy, PvE, Skyblock, Survival

The GoldenSky server has been around since 2013 and is 10 years old this year! Over the years it has included many players who have collected very personal memories in the game and with other players. The focus of the server is the game modes SkyBlock and Survival.

Updated October 1, 2024

Players:	107/300	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Living Statues Befriended:	2	Demonic Pacts Formed:	3
Twisted Realms Survived:	2	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	13
Lava Oceans Crossed:	2	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1
Dragon Eggs Found:	4124	Crystal Caves Mapped:	7
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	2	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2

Random Fact: Whimsy Alert: Zombie dances are the number one pastime here!

Ruinous Horizons

Economy, Roleplay, Survival

Welcome to Ruinous Horizons, the most thrilling Cobblemon server pack you’ve ever seen! Dive into a world where Pokémon become your greatest ally and embark on an epic journey filled with adventure. Additional mods are added to enhance the experience. Use our modpack! Just search up Ruinous Horizons on technic or curseforge, or join our discord to see more ways.

Updated October 1, 2024

Players:	93/700	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	2	Lunar Scepters Activated:	3
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1	Lost Souls Rescued:	3
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	19	Wilderness Tamed:	18
Phantom Ships Sailed:	3	Shadow Figures Spotted:	4
Evil Portals Destroyed:	2	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	1

Random Fact: Wholesome Truth: A player discovered a hidden cave full of glowing crystals—it’s now a popular spot for quiet reflection and wonder.

Aether SMP

Economy, Survival

› ˖°꒰ What is Aether SMP? Aether SMP is a Java and Bedrock SMP server founded on friendship and having a good time. We seek to create a comfortable and fun atmosphere for everyone. If you’re looking for a server that feels like a family, check us out.› ˖°꒰ Server Features: ╭ ────────────────── :: -﹆ ៸ ៸ Non-P2W ︰﹆៸៸ Java/Bedrock crossplay ︰﹆៸៸ Appealable bans ︰﹆៸៸ Vote ranks with perks A ﹆ ៸ ៸ TPA / Sethomes ︰﹆៸៸ Warp creation ︰﹆៸៸ Player driven economy ︰﹆៸៸ Open staff applications ︰﹆៸៸ Relaxed rules ╰ ────────────────── ::

Updated October 1, 2024

Players:	105/800	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	11	Titan Hearts Harvested:	1
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1	Magical Ponies Rescued:	8
Royal Courts Attended:	3	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	6	Dragon Eggs Found:	1307
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	5	Talking Trees Consulted:	5

Random Fact: Did you know? When a reality-bending puzzle is solved, it sometimes turns nearby players into walking marshmallows.

Bloom SMP

Cross-Play, Survival

Welcome to the original Bloom SMP! The perfect place to play Minecraft Survival, have fun and make new friendships.Features: – Anti griefing – Cross play – A welcoming community – An active Discord – A friendly staff team – Regular eventsBloom SMP is not modded, but does contain gameplay enhancing plugins. Please keep things friendly to ensure a good playing experience for everyone, our mod team will keep an eye out.

Updated October 1, 2024

Players:	96/800	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Epic Mounts Acquired:	8	Meteorites Collected:	4
Epic Battles Fought:	19	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1
Treasure Maps Found:	11	Mystic Runes Engraved:	6
Magical Frogs Kissed:	7	Lost Souls Rescued:	4
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	1	Magical Ponies Rescued:	5

Random Fact: Legendary Lore: Every time an ancient relic is unearthed, a lost city somewhere trembles in fear.

Swemy Horseys

Economy, Roleplay, Survival

Swemy Horseys is equestrian roleplay and economy server. Swemy Horseys is based off the SWEM mod, as well as it features a variety of other mods. We offer economy, roleplay, competition, and adventure. Our server is still in early development, but still open to the public as we continuously work on upgrading the server and creating better and better content. Check out our website for much more in depth information and see what future plans we have cooking up!Economy Buy, sell, get a server job, or create your own business. Become a farrier, vet, stablehand, rescue worker, swe-mart employee, riding instructor, facility owner/business owner, breeder, builder, contractor, photographer, videographer, and much more!Roleplay Build, compete, create your own facilities, take care of your horse, ride with friends.Adventure Play survival, explore, fight bosses, complete dungeons, and fight to earn your own dragon egg. You can travel the skies by dragon, and travel the lands by horse!Tags Java > 1.18.2 > Equestrian > Forge > Economy > Survival > Adventure > Roleplay > Modded

Updated October 1, 2024

Players:	100/700	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Phantom Rings Equipped:	17	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	26
Ores Mined:	6766	Invisible Pathways Walked:	5
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	59	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	1	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	2
Time-Warping Watches Found:	3	Mythical Quests Completed:	26

Random Fact: Sweet Fact: Someone enchanted their pen to write love letters on its own—it’s been sending notes to all the nearby villagers.

LumaMC

Economy, MCMMO, Roleplay, Survival, Towny, Vanilla

We’re a TownySMP focused on quality gameplay with a strong and friendly community. On Luma you’ll find tons of fun and unique features such as custom items (custom coded), seasons world (syncs up to real life), item wraps, mcMMO, and of course Towny!

Updated October 1, 2024

Players:	91/300	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Mythical Swords Crafted:	41	Void Gems Collected:	23
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0	Elemental Crystals Collected:	58
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	1	Reality Warps Survived:	1
Wilderness Tamed:	18	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	5
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	8	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	3

Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone built a house out of enchanted gingerbread—it’s sturdy, sweet, and smells like Christmas all year round.

Gratopia

LifeSteal, MCMMO, Survival, Vanilla

[1.20] Just RESET Welcome to the ultimate survival experience! Gratopia combines the excitement of survival with the thrill of an economy-based gameplay. Our community is made up of friendly players who are always eager to help each other out. With our user-friendly features, you’ll find yourself fully immersed in the survival aspect of Minecraft. From gathering resources to trading with other players, you’ll have everything you need to thrive in this virtual world. See you in game! [Java + Bedrock Supported]

Updated October 1, 2024

Players:	108/1000	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0
Secret Libraries Discovered:	5	Cursed Amulets Found:	0
Infernal Machines Built:	1	Infinity Stones Found:	6
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	7	Enchanted Forests Planted:	8
Void Gems Collected:	28	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	2

Random Fact: Did you know? The first Dragon Egg found was hatched during a meteor shower!

HibiscusMC

Survival

Step into a unique world unlike others on HibiscusMC: Reimagined – a revolutionary Minecraft Survival experience filled with custom mobs, furniture, blocks, and so much more, all without the need for any mods. Join our amazing community today on 1.19.2/3!

Updated October 1, 2024

Players:	104/500	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Chaos Gates Opened:	2	Towns Built:	6
Crops Grown:	2650	Eclipse Rings Activated:	1
Haunted Forests Traversed:	7	Powerful Allies Recruited:	6
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	7	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	5
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1	Void Armor Forged:	20

Random Fact: Whimsy Alert: Zombie dances are the number one pastime here!

GT New Horizons by CraftersLand

FTB, PvE, Survival, Tekkit, Towny

░░░ Website: www.craftersland.net | Forum: forum.craftersland.net ░░░>> Server address: gt.craftersland.net░░░░░░ Server Info: ░░░░░░ > Town land protection system (MyTown 2 Mod). > Multiple chat channels. > Economy – Server Shops, Market and Auctions. > Daily and Vote Rewards. > Clans and PvP. > Server Live map. > Hosted in Data Center in Germany.

Updated October 1, 2024

Players:	92/200	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Wailing Winds Heard:	2	Evil Twin Fights:	5
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	9	Soul Swords Wielded:	6
Endless Night Skies:	3	Invisible Walls Found:	1
Battle Standards Raised:	14	Mines Excavated:	1048
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	2	Cursed Lands Purified:	4

Random Fact: Did you hear? The server’s haunted chests sometimes sing lullabies at night.

HaxMC

Anarchy, Cross-Play, KitPvP, LifeSteal, Mini Games, Parkour, PvP

HaxMC Public Lifesteal server that have a mechanic of stealing life from players to replenish their own. They are a type of Minecraft SMP server and are often called “lifesteal smp” or ”pvp” servers. HaxMC Server Are 90% More Dangerous While Comparing to other Lifesteal Servers it has custom structure and custom Dark Night System in which it is hard for you to survive! Make Sure to vote daily for keys and stuff! Here you can find a server IP for a public lifesteal smp, for Java edition or Bedrock edition.

Updated October 1, 2024

Players:	101/200	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Players Killed by Monsters:	1893	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	10
Ender Pearl Glitches:	5	Meteorite Armor Created:	15
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	1	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	1
Astral Staffs Crafted:	5	Magic Crystals Found:	19
Dragon Hoards Looted:	2	Epic Battles Fought:	9

Random Fact: Wholesome Truth: A player discovered a hidden cave full of glowing crystals—it’s now a popular spot for quiet reflection and wonder.

Shaded

PvE, PvP, Survival

Welcome to Shaded, a brand new survival server where we aim to keep it simple and up to date.We’re focused on building our community, through continued development and player to player interactions.We support both Java and Bedrock edition, so no one is left out!

Updated October 1, 2024

Players:	106/200	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	5	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	3
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	7	Fairy Circles Danced In:	3
Titanic Battles Fought:	10	Enchanted Forests Planted:	5
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	1	Ancient Ruins Explored:	4
Elemental Crystals Collected:	82	Infinity Stones Found:	6

Random Fact: Did you hear? The server’s haunted chests sometimes sing lullabies at night.