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| Players: | 93/900 | Votes: | 6662 |
| Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
| Curse of Binding Applied: | 4 | Runic Tablets Deciphered: | 45 |
| Enchanted Forests Planted: | 3 | Cursed Gauntlets Discovered: | 6 |
| Herobrine Sightings: | 3 | Enchanted Teapots Collected: | 12 |
| Whimsical Tea Parties Held: | 11 | Chimeras Created: | 3 |
| Ancient Dragons Awakened: | 3 | Dragonkin Hatched: | 1 |
| Endless Staircases Climbed: | 2 | Infinite Doors Opened: | 3 |
| Crystal Palaces Visited: | 3 | Godly Talismans Bestowed: | 6 |
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