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| Players: | 105/700 | Votes: | 1964 |
| Rating: | 4.4 / 5 | ||
| Sentient Weapons Trained: | 5 | Backwards Speech Heard: | 4 |
| Astral Mages Summoned: | 4 | Treasure Maps Found: | 10 |
| Interstellar Fungi Gathered: | 1 | Magic Items Found: | 2316 |
| Void Armor Forged: | 10 | Hedge Mazes Navigated: | 5 |
| Celestial Events Witnessed: | 5 | Celestial Blades Sharpened: | 7 |
| Frozen Fortresses Conquered: | 3 | Mythical Relics Collected: | 10 |
| Mythical Beasts Vanquished: | 0 | Mythical Swords Crafted: | 98 |
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