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| Players: | 104/300 | Votes: | 3553 |
| Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
| Eldritch Beasts Summoned: | 3 | Whispering Shadows Heard: | 2 |
| Battle Standards Raised: | 6 | Heavenly Choirs Heard: | 7 |
| Cursed Amulets Found: | 1 | Wyrmholes Dug: | 9 |
| Endless Night Skies: | 5 | Shadow Cloaks Sewn: | 5 |
| Titanic Relics Retrieved: | 2 | Epic Quests Completed: | 7 |
| Meteor Showers Witnessed: | 2 | Storm Giants Negotiated With: | 1 |
| Corrupted Trees Chopped: | 5 | Mythical Quests Completed: | 22 |
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