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Players: | 98/500 | Votes: | 5929 |
Rating: | 5.0 / 5 | ||
Magic Crystals Found: | 19 | Mystery Villagers Spotted: | 5 |
Towns Built: | 9 | Enchanted Tomes Discovered: | 120 |
Portal Loops Escaped: | 0 | Dungeon Sieges Launched: | 10 |
Ethereal Dreams Experienced: | 6 | Cursed Diamonds Mined: | 2 |
Enchanted Forests Planted: | 9 | Flesh-Eating Plants Grown: | 4 |
Runic Tablets Deciphered: | 29 | Endless Mazes Conquered: | 4 |
Astral Amulets Crafted: | 41 | Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed: | 1 |
why should you join, you ask? well, let me tell you a little story. once upon a time, a player joined our server and found a diamond sword that could shoot lasers. they used it to defeat a dragon made entirely out of cheese. true story.
if you’re looking for a server that will make you laugh, cry, and question your sanity, then look no further. join us today and experience the madness for yourself. who knows, you might even find a pair of enchanted pants that make you fly. it could happen.