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Players: | 99/800 | Votes: | 1200 |
Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
Unholy Rituals Interrupted: | 1 | God-Tier Weapons Forged: | 30 |
Emeralds Found: | 5180 | Dimensional Collapse Prevented: | 2 |
Ores Mined: | 1164 | Mythical Quests Completed: | 25 |
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled: | 45 | Celestial Events Witnessed: | 5 |
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved: | 6 | Gnome Villages Protected: | 9 |
Ghostly Villagers Traded With: | 1 | Endless Staircases Climbed: | 2 |
Unseen Monsters Slain: | 2 | Dragon Eggs Found: | 2921 |
why should you join, you ask? well, let me tell you a little story. once upon a time, a player joined our server and found a diamond sword that could shoot lasers. they used it to defeat a dragon made entirely out of cheese. true story.
if you’re looking for a server that will make you laugh, cry, and question your sanity, then look no further. join us today and experience the madness for yourself. who knows, you might even find a pair of enchanted pants that make you fly. it could happen.