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Players: | 110/1000 | Votes: | 5644 |
Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
Gnome Villages Protected: | 2 | Horror Stories Survived: | 1 |
Ghostly Villagers Traded With: | 1 | Glitched Entities Encountered: | 1 |
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into: | 1 | Mythical Creatures Tamed: | 3 |
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured: | 3 | Secret Passages Found: | 7 |
Cuddly Creatures Pet: | 38 | Phantom Ships Sailed: | 3 |
Reality Distortions Fixed: | 1 | Players Killed by Monsters: | 174 |
Inescapable Mazes Solved: | 2 | Demonic Pacts Formed: | 1 |
imagine a world where diamonds grow on trees and creepers give u hugs instead of blowing u up. sounds crazy, right? well, that’s just a typical day on our server.
we’ve got mini-games that will make u laugh until u pee your pants, like spleef with a twist – instead of knocking each other into lava, u have to tickle them until they fall off the platform. trust me, it’s harder than it sounds.
and don’t even get me started on our custom mobs. ever seen a zombie riding a chicken while wearing a top hat? well, u will on our server. it’s a sight to behold, let me tell u.
so come join us and experience the madness for yourself. who needs reality when u can have a world where anything is possible? come on, what are u waiting for? the pigs are waiting to take u on a magical journey through the land of derp.