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Players: | 93/300 | Votes: | 6511 |
Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured: | 3 | Lost Artifacts Recovered: | 2 |
Pirate Ships Captured: | 1 | Time-Traveling Monkeys Met: | 0 |
Curse of Binding Applied: | 5 | Portal Loops Escaped: | 1 |
Forbidden Doors Opened: | 3 | Shattered Realms Restored: | 2 |
Magic Wands Crafted: | 18 | Ether Blades Crafted: | 17 |
Mythical Relics Collected: | 8 | Infernal Machines Built: | 1 |
Ancient Relics Unearthed: | 262 | Cuddly Creatures Pet: | 22 |
imagine a world where diamonds grow on trees and creepers give u hugs instead of blowing u up. sounds crazy, right? well, that’s just a typical day on our server.
we’ve got mini-games that will make u laugh until u pee your pants, like spleef with a twist – instead of knocking each other into lava, u have to tickle them until they fall off the platform. trust me, it’s harder than it sounds.
and don’t even get me started on our custom mobs. ever seen a zombie riding a chicken while wearing a top hat? well, u will on our server. it’s a sight to behold, let me tell u.
so come join us and experience the madness for yourself. who needs reality when u can have a world where anything is possible? come on, what are u waiting for? the pigs are waiting to take u on a magical journey through the land of derp.