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Players: | 108/800 | Votes: | 7451 |
Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
Vanishing Structures Built: | 1 | Dragonfire Shields Forged: | 9 |
Unicorn Sightings: | 0 | Cursed Taverns Survived: | 2 |
Mythical Swords Crafted: | 60 | Haunted Mines Explored: | 2 |
Glorious Feasts Held: | 9 | Spontaneous Duels Fought: | 9 |
Cursed Diamonds Mined: | 1 | Shadow Realms Conquered: | 0 |
Storm Giants Negotiated With: | 1 | Astral Amulets Crafted: | 42 |
Shadow Wolves Tamed: | 3 | Sunfire Helmets Forged: | 6 |
imagine a world where diamonds grow on trees and creepers give u hugs instead of blowing u up. sounds crazy, right? well, that’s just a typical day on our server.
we’ve got mini-games that will make u laugh until u pee your pants, like spleef with a twist – instead of knocking each other into lava, u have to tickle them until they fall off the platform. trust me, it’s harder than it sounds.
and don’t even get me started on our custom mobs. ever seen a zombie riding a chicken while wearing a top hat? well, u will on our server. it’s a sight to behold, let me tell u.
so come join us and experience the madness for yourself. who needs reality when u can have a world where anything is possible? come on, what are u waiting for? the pigs are waiting to take u on a magical journey through the land of derp.