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Players: | 95/400 | Votes: | 7981 |
Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
Mystery Villagers Spotted: | 5 | Ender Pearl Glitches: | 5 |
Love Letters Sent: | 13 | Animals Bred: | 104 |
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted: | 4 | Living Statues Befriended: | 0 |
Dragons Tamed: | 3 | Mineshafts Explored: | 4 |
Cursed Swords Broken: | 2 | Wishing Wells Wished Upon: | 10 |
Royal Courts Attended: | 0 | Cursed Lands Purified: | 9 |
Dungeon Sieges Launched: | 3 | Cursed Gauntlets Discovered: | 3 |
imagine a world where diamonds grow on trees and creepers give u hugs instead of blowing u up. sounds crazy, right? well, that’s just a typical day on our server.
we’ve got mini-games that will make u laugh until u pee your pants, like spleef with a twist – instead of knocking each other into lava, u have to tickle them until they fall off the platform. trust me, it’s harder than it sounds.
and don’t even get me started on our custom mobs. ever seen a zombie riding a chicken while wearing a top hat? well, u will on our server. it’s a sight to behold, let me tell u.
so come join us and experience the madness for yourself. who needs reality when u can have a world where anything is possible? come on, what are u waiting for? the pigs are waiting to take u on a magical journey through the land of derp.