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Players: | 109/700 | Votes: | 3238 |
Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
Royal Courts Attended: | 0 | Blood-Forged Axes Created: | 12 |
Evil Lairs Raided: | 7 | Ancient Relics Unearthed: | 220 |
Cursed Lands Purified: | 5 | Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved: | 1 |
Endless Minecart Rides Taken: | 5 | Mythical Beasts Vanquished: | 0 |
Alien Abductions: | 5 | Magical Carpet Rides Taken: | 4 |
Forbidden Grimoires Read: | 2 | Tesseract Cubes Discovered: | 3 |
Enchanted Teapots Collected: | 16 | Falling into the Void: | 3 |
Join our server and experience the craziest adventures you never knew you needed. Build a castle made entirely of cake, battle against an army of evil bunnies, or even embark on a quest to find the mythical unicorn horn. The possibilities are endless on our server, where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few too many potions of invisibility).
So what are you waiting for? Come join us and let your weirdest wet dreams become a reality in the most absurd Minecraft server you’ll ever encounter!