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Players: | 93/700 | Votes: | 6824 |
Rating: | 4.6 / 5 | ||
Talking Trees Consulted: | 5 | Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered: | 2 |
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved: | 2 | Titanic Battles Fought: | 25 |
Unbreakable Curses Broken: | 1 | Gryphons Tamed: | 3 |
Cursed Taverns Survived: | 3 | Magical Ponies Rescued: | 2 |
Astral Staffs Crafted: | 18 | Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered: | 3 |
Dragonkin Hatched: | 1 | Enchanted Weapons Reforged: | 8 |
Spectral Entities Defeated: | 3 | Royal Decrees Issued: | 0 |
Join our server and experience the craziest adventures you never knew you needed. Build a castle made entirely of cake, battle against an army of evil bunnies, or even embark on a quest to find the mythical unicorn horn. The possibilities are endless on our server, where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few too many potions of invisibility).
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