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Players: | 95/100 | Votes: | 5665 |
Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
Chaos Emeralds Discovered: | 7 | Divine Scrolls Written: | 16 |
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted: | 2 | Portal Loops Escaped: | 3 |
Astral Mages Summoned: | 3 | Love Letters Sent: | 11 |
Magical Ponies Rescued: | 7 | Cursed Villages Purged: | 3 |
Meteorite Armor Created: | 20 | Dragon Scales Harvested: | 270 |
Warrior Spirits Summoned: | 31 | Mystic Runes Engraved: | 6 |
God-Killer Bows Constructed: | 2 | Eclipse Rings Activated: | 1 |
Join our server and experience the craziest adventures you never knew you needed. Build a castle made entirely of cake, battle against an army of evil bunnies, or even embark on a quest to find the mythical unicorn horn. The possibilities are endless on our server, where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few too many potions of invisibility).
So what are you waiting for? Come join us and let your weirdest wet dreams become a reality in the most absurd Minecraft server you’ll ever encounter!