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Players: | 99/400 | Votes: | 8105 |
Rating: | 4.6 / 5 | ||
Spontaneous Duels Fought: | 11 | Endermen Teleportation Errors: | 2 |
Gnome Villages Protected: | 9 | Astral Mages Summoned: | 2 |
Heroic Deeds Celebrated: | 5 | Ghost Trains Ridden: | 1 |
Towns Built: | 10 | Royal Decrees Issued: | 4 |
Votes: | 8181 | Dragon Scales Harvested: | 249 |
Forbidden Doors Opened: | 2 | Unique Catgirls Spotted: | 5 |
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met: | 3 | Reality-Warping Charms Crafted: | 4 |
Join our server and experience the craziest adventures you never knew you needed. Build a castle made entirely of cake, battle against an army of evil bunnies, or even embark on a quest to find the mythical unicorn horn. The possibilities are endless on our server, where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few too many potions of invisibility).
So what are you waiting for? Come join us and let your weirdest wet dreams become a reality in the most absurd Minecraft server you’ll ever encounter!