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Players: | 98/500 | Votes: | 2294 |
Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
Mythical Relics Collected: | 11 | Living Statues Befriended: | 3 |
Haunted Forests Traversed: | 7 | Dungeon Sieges Launched: | 8 |
Ether Blades Crafted: | 19 | Cosmic Hamsters Found: | 3 |
Epic Shields Constructed: | 19 | Elemental Crystals Collected: | 100 |
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered: | 2 | Hidden Passages Discovered: | 2 |
Blood Moons Survived: | 0 | God-Killer Bows Constructed: | 10 |
Tesseract Cubes Discovered: | 4 | Towns Built: | 8 |
Join our server and experience the craziest adventures you never knew you needed. Build a castle made entirely of cake, battle against an army of evil bunnies, or even embark on a quest to find the mythical unicorn horn. The possibilities are endless on our server, where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few too many potions of invisibility).
So what are you waiting for? Come join us and let your weirdest wet dreams become a reality in the most absurd Minecraft server you’ll ever encounter!