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Players: | 99/400 | Votes: | 3877 |
Rating: | 4.6 / 5 | ||
Dragon Eggs Found: | 7536 | Meteorites Collected: | 4 |
Demonic Pacts Formed: | 0 | Cosmic Entities Communed With: | 2 |
God-Killer Bows Constructed: | 4 | Mystical Artifacts Crafted: | 19 |
Powerful Allies Recruited: | 3 | Magical Familiars Summoned: | 3 |
Moonlit Rituals Performed: | 2 | Dimensional Collapse Prevented: | 2 |
Runic Tablets Deciphered: | 17 | Epic Shields Constructed: | 33 |
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured: | 1 | Dragon Eggs Hatched: | 3 |
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