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Players: | 98/200 | Votes: | 6961 |
Rating: | 4.2 / 5 | ||
Backwards Speech Heard: | 3 | Celestial Blades Sharpened: | 5 |
Sunfire Helmets Forged: | 7 | Cursed Swords Broken: | 3 |
Ancient Relics Unearthed: | 308 | Mystic Runes Engraved: | 7 |
Epic Shields Constructed: | 35 | Reality Distortions Fixed: | 1 |
Storm Giants Negotiated With: | 0 | Eternal Flames Captured: | 4 |
Mythical Swords Crafted: | 65 | Pirate Ships Captured: | 0 |
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered: | 4 | Portal Loops Escaped: | 2 |
Join our server and experience the craziest adventures you never knew you needed. Build a castle made entirely of cake, battle against an army of evil bunnies, or even embark on a quest to find the mythical unicorn horn. The possibilities are endless on our server, where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few too many potions of invisibility).
So what are you waiting for? Come join us and let your weirdest wet dreams become a reality in the most absurd Minecraft server you’ll ever encounter!