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Players: | 99/1000 | Votes: | 6382 |
Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
Teleportation Mishaps: | 2 | Chaos Gates Opened: | 2 |
God-Tier Weapons Forged: | 39 | Epic Mounts Acquired: | 5 |
Crystal Wands Charged: | 18 | Chimeras Created: | 4 |
Cursed Scrolls Read: | 5 | Underground Cities Explored: | 4 |
Darkness Engulfments Escaped: | 1 | Volcanoes Explored: | 3 |
Ores Mined: | 9649 | Unicorn Parades Witnessed: | 1 |
Unholy Beasts Tamed: | 3 | Giant Mushrooms Cultivated: | 5 |
Join our server and experience the craziest adventures you never knew you needed. Build a castle made entirely of cake, battle against an army of evil bunnies, or even embark on a quest to find the mythical unicorn horn. The possibilities are endless on our server, where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few too many potions of invisibility).
So what are you waiting for? Come join us and let your weirdest wet dreams become a reality in the most absurd Minecraft server you’ll ever encounter!