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Players: | 96/300 | Votes: | 6824 |
Rating: | 4.1 / 5 | ||
Mystery Villagers Spotted: | 1 | Hidden Villages Discovered: | 2 |
Unicorn Sightings: | 0 | Villages Defended: | 7 |
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered: | 2 | Eldritch Abominations Befriended: | 2 |
Magical Carpet Rides Taken: | 3 | Ghost Trains Ridden: | 1 |
Chaos Gates Opened: | 2 | Votes: | 7435 |
Cursed Villages Purged: | 3 | Glorious Feasts Held: | 18 |
Lost Artifacts Recovered: | 3 | Pockets of Chaos Discovered: | 1 |
Join us on this wild ride where the admins are actually magical unicorns in disguise and the only way to level up is by doing the Chicken Dance in front of a herd of confused cows. Trust us, it’s totally normal here.
But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that hidden deep within the server is a secret treasure chest filled with enchanted golden carrots that give you the power to turn into a giant chicken and terrorize your friends. Who wouldn’t want that kind of power?
So come on down to our Minecraft SMP and experience the craziest, most unpredictable adventure of your life. Just remember, once you join, there’s no turning back. And who would want to leave this magical, absurd world anyway?