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Players: | 97/800 | Votes: | 749 |
Rating: | 5.0 / 5 | ||
Cursed Taverns Survived: | 2 | Titanic Relics Retrieved: | 3 |
Mines Excavated: | 3757 | Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found: | 3 |
Heroic Oaths Sworn: | 7 | Magical Beanstalks Grown: | 4 |
Astral Orbs Gathered: | 9 | God-Killer Bows Constructed: | 9 |
Blood Moons Survived: | 1 | Legendary Items Repaired: | 3 |
Gnome Villages Protected: | 6 | Flesh-Eating Plants Grown: | 2 |
Secret Libraries Discovered: | 4 | Epic Battles Fought: | 5 |
Join us on this wild ride where the admins are actually magical unicorns in disguise and the only way to level up is by doing the Chicken Dance in front of a herd of confused cows. Trust us, it’s totally normal here.
But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that hidden deep within the server is a secret treasure chest filled with enchanted golden carrots that give you the power to turn into a giant chicken and terrorize your friends. Who wouldn’t want that kind of power?
So come on down to our Minecraft SMP and experience the craziest, most unpredictable adventure of your life. Just remember, once you join, there’s no turning back. And who would want to leave this magical, absurd world anyway?