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Players: | 94/400 | Votes: | 4649 |
Rating: | 4.1 / 5 | ||
Warlock Pacts Sealed: | 2 | Backwards Speech Heard: | 2 |
Heavenly Choirs Heard: | 1 | Chaos Emeralds Discovered: | 6 |
Soul Contracts Signed: | 3 | Magical Frogs Kissed: | 7 |
Hedge Mazes Navigated: | 12 | God-Tier Weapons Forged: | 22 |
Pirate Ships Raided: | 2 | Ancient Ruins Explored: | 1 |
Eternal Flames Captured: | 7 | Forbidden Tomes Read: | 5 |
Mystical Amulets Crafted: | 21 | Wyrmholes Dug: | 6 |
we got this thing called Targeted Memory Reactivation (TMR) that’s gonna make ur brain all smart and stuff while u snooze. it’s like EMDR therapy but with blocks and creepers and stuff. ur memories gonna be consolidated and ur PTSD gonna be like, “see ya later, alligator!”
so come join us on this crazy minecraft server where ur brain gets a workout while u play. who knew video games could be so therapeutic, amirite?