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Players: | 99/100 | Votes: | 5610 |
Rating: | 4.1 / 5 | ||
Heavenly Choirs Heard: | 5 | Whimsical Tea Parties Held: | 11 |
Hidden Passages Discovered: | 6 | Ender Pearl Glitches: | 3 |
Magical Carpet Rides Taken: | 6 | Void Armor Forged: | 28 |
Secret Guilds Joined: | 3 | Meteor Showers Witnessed: | 1 |
Ender Dragon Reincarnations: | 2 | Forbidden Relics Collected: | 0 |
Runes Activated: | 1 | Ghost Trains Ridden: | 1 |
Vampire Cloaks Sewn: | 3 | Astral Orbs Gathered: | 19 |
we got this thing called Targeted Memory Reactivation (TMR) that’s gonna make ur brain all smart and stuff while u snooze. it’s like EMDR therapy but with blocks and creepers and stuff. ur memories gonna be consolidated and ur PTSD gonna be like, “see ya later, alligator!”
so come join us on this crazy minecraft server where ur brain gets a workout while u play. who knew video games could be so therapeutic, amirite?