𝔻𝕣𝕒𝕪𝕥𝕙𝕠𝕣 𝕍𝕒𝕟𝕚𝕝𝕝𝕒 𝕆𝕟𝕖𝔹𝕝𝕠𝕔𝕜 𝔹𝕠𝕤𝕤𝕖𝕤 Realistic Vanilla Survival with Elements of Natural Phenomena. Also has a OneBlock mode.
| Players: | 94/300 | Uptime: | 99% |
| Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
| Secret Libraries Discovered: | 5 | Celestial Beings Befriended: | 2 |
| Mystic Runes Engraved: | 2 | Pockets of Chaos Discovered: | 3 |
Random Fact: Heartwarming Moment: A friendship bracelet exchange led to the discovery of a hidden portal—turns out, it opens to a world full of fluffy bunnies.
Our server is so lit, even the angels are dropping mixtapes. Check out Angel Hare’s haunting melodies that will make you daydream and deflect those evil mobs away. And don’t forget to visit our EP’s website for some divine inspiration.
But that’s not all, we also have games like Ultrakill, where you can unleash your inner demon slayer, and Faith: The Unholy Trinity for some intense spiritual battles. And if you’re feeling blasphemous, try out Binding of Isaac or Blasphemous for a truly sinful experience.
Join us for some outrageous OC lore, art collabs, and even a Gabby AI voice that will have you laughing all the way to the pearly gates. So what are you waiting for? Come join our Minecraft SMP and let’s spread some holy chaos together!
| Players: | 93/800 | Uptime: | 97% |
| Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
| Friendship Bracelets Exchanged: | 72 | Hidden Villages Discovered: | 2 |
| Inescapable Mazes Solved: | 1 | Spells Gone Horribly Wrong: | 3 |
Random Fact: Wholesome Truth: A player discovered a hidden cave full of glowing crystals—it’s now a popular spot for quiet reflection and wonder.
But wait, there’s more! On our server, you can also experience the astonishing supernatural power of being gay, just like Alex Chen in True Colors. Get ready for moments of great joy, violent anger, world-altering sadness, and irrepressible fear – all in one epic Minecraft adventure!
And if that’s not enough to convince you, we’ve got an upcoming game called Lost Records: Bloom & Rage that will blow your mind. Trust us, you won’t want to miss out on this one.
So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft server now and freeze a dream to last until another dawn – because why not? It’s gonna be a wild ride, just like the Pacific Northwest in Arcadia Bay. See you there!
| Players: | 93/500 | Uptime: | 96% |
| Rating: | 5.0 / 5 | ||
| Farms Harvested: | 839 | Enchanted Weapons Reforged: | 4 |
| Pirate Ships Captured: | 0 | Goblin Markets Raided: | 7 |
Random Fact: Fun Fact: Teleportation mishaps are the leading cause of unexpected interdimensional friendships.
Need a reason to join? How about the fact that our server is run by a group of eccentric billionaires who have a penchant for hosting epic PvP battles with real-life consequences. Rumor has it that the winner of these battles gets a lifetime supply of diamond blocks and a private jet made entirely out of emeralds.
But that’s not all – our server is also home to a secret underground society of ninja villagers who have mastered the art of stealth and sabotage. They may seem harmless at first, but cross them at your own peril.
So, grab your pickaxe and saddle up your trusty steed, because on this Minecraft SMP, the only way to survive is to embrace the madness. Are you ready to take on the challenge?
| Players: | 97/500 | Uptime: | 95% |
| Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
| Reality-Warping Charms Crafted: | 1 | Reality Warps Survived: | 1 |
| Duplicated Mobs Battled: | 5 | Runic Tablets Deciphered: | 13 |
Random Fact: Heartwarming Moment: A friendship bracelet exchange led to the discovery of a hidden portal—turns out, it opens to a world full of fluffy bunnies.
Join us for a chance to meet like-minded individuals who understand the struggle of being too lazy to actually do anything productive in the game. Our community is filled with outrageous stories and insane adventures that will have you laughing until your diamond sword breaks.
So what are you waiting for? Come join us and see why our server is the perfect place for girls who just want to have fun without all the drama of typical Minecraft servers. Plus, we have a secret underground base filled with llamas wearing top hats – now that’s something you won’t find anywhere else!
| Players: | 104/600 | Uptime: | 100% |
| Rating: | 4.1 / 5 | ||
| Potions Brewed: | 137 | Unholy Beasts Tamed: | 1 |
| Wyrmholes Dug: | 3 | Legendary Items Repaired: | 3 |
Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a wishing well that actually grants wishes—it’s now surrounded by flowers and good vibes.
We have a secret underground city where players have to navigate through booby traps and solve riddles to find hidden treasures. Rumor has it that there’s a diamond mine guarded by a pack of zombie pigmen who love to break out into dance parties when no one’s looking.
But the real reason you should join our server is because we have a volleyball tournament every Sunday where players have to battle it out on a floating island suspended in the sky. The catch? The volleyball is actually a TNT block and the losing team gets launched into the stratosphere!
So if you’re looking for a wild and wacky Minecraft experience, come join our server and see if you have what it takes to survive the madness. Just be prepared for anything because on our server, the only rule is that there are no rules!
| Players: | 95/500 | Uptime: | 99% |
| Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
| Undead Armies Raised: | 0 | Cozy Campfires Lit: | 6 |
| Astral Projections Made: | 0 | Phantom Ships Sailed: | 4 |
Random Fact: Magical Mystery: A player tamed a dragon only to find it loves tea parties—talk about an unexpected guest!
| Players: | 104/300 | Uptime: | 95% |
| Rating: | 4.1 / 5 | ||
| Godly Talismans Bestowed: | 13 | Whispering Shadows Heard: | 1 |
| Phantom Knights Defeated: | 4 | Cursed Artifacts Uncovered: | 3 |
Random Fact: Heartwarming Lore: A player once found a lost puppy that turned out to be a shape-shifting dragon—it now guards their treasure chest.
Last time I saw this much drama in a Minecraft server was when Steve accidentally blew up the entire spawn with a stack of TNT. But hey, who needs spawn anyway when you can build your base in the Nether and ride around on a pig named Gerald?
We’ve got more twists and turns than a rollercoaster made of redstone, and more backstabbing than a game of UHC. So if you’re ready to throw caution to the wind and dive headfirst into the craziest Minecraft experience of your life, then join us on our server today! Just be prepared for the unexpected, because on this server, anything can happen.
| Players: | 98/100 | Uptime: | 95% |
| Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
| Ghostly Villagers Traded With: | 1 | Voidwalker Blades Crafted: | 11 |
| Star Shards Collected: | 66 | Farms Harvested: | 800 |
Random Fact: Wholesome Truth: A player discovered a hidden cave full of glowing crystals—it’s now a popular spot for quiet reflection and wonder.
| Players: | 106/400 | Uptime: | 95% |
| Rating: | 4.2 / 5 | ||
| Dark Rituals Completed: | 8 | Celestial Gardens Planted: | 3 |
| Glowing Eyes in the Dark: | 1 | Hedge Mazes Navigated: | 5 |
Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a wishing well that actually grants wishes—it’s now surrounded by flowers and good vibes.
| Players: | 97/400 | Uptime: | 99% |
| Rating: | 4.3 / 5 | ||
| Ethereal Couriers Hired: | 4 | Teleportation Mishaps: | 2 |
| Orbs of Power Found: | 11 | Lava Oceans Crossed: | 3 |
Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player once discovered a magical pond that reflects your happiest memory—it’s become the go-to spot for daydreaming.
| Players: | 101/100 | Uptime: | 97% |
| Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
| Royal Decrees Issued: | 5 | Cursed Gauntlets Discovered: | 8 |
| Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured: | 1 | Chimeras Created: | 2 |
Random Fact: Legendary Tale: A phantom knight once handed over a magical scroll in exchange for a cup of tea—how polite!
Join us and experience the joys of Minecraft parenthood as you raise little blocky babies and watch them grow into strong, independent pixels. But beware, just like in real life, your kids might rebel and start their own creeper cult or become zombie hunters.
We also have a special feature where you can attend Minecraft PTA meetings and discuss important issues like how many diamonds should be in the school lunch program or whether to ban enchanted swords on the playground.
So come join our server and start your Minecraft family today! Who knows, you might even become the next blocky version of the Kardashians.
| Players: | 110/400 | Uptime: | 95% |
| Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
| Infinity Gauntlets Forged: | 1 | Endless Night Skies: | 4 |
| Giant Mushrooms Cultivated: | 2 | Cursed Amulets Found: | 3 |
Random Fact: Magical Moment: A player once planted a tree that grew a swing—it’s now the best spot for relaxing with friends.
But be careful, forest fires are not just a rare occurrence here, they are a way of life. You’ll have to dodge flames while building your epic base, adding a whole new level of challenge to your Minecraft experience. And don’t even get us started on the dangers of friction – one wrong move and you could end up in a lava pit faster than you can say “ouch!”
So why should you join our server? Because where else can you find a community that not only questions the mysteries of pain receptors, but also embraces the chaos of living on the edge of danger at all times? Come join us and see if you have what it takes to survive in our wild and wacky world.
| Players: | 99/800 | Uptime: | 98% |
| Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
| Elemental Temples Cleansed: | 4 | Shadow Daggers Crafted: | 31 |
| Alternate Realities Explored: | 1 | Treasure Maps Found: | 3 |
Random Fact: Did you know? The first Dragon Egg found was hatched during a meteor shower!
Explore the Twitch streams of Fallenshadow, where she showcases her ASMR skills and takes you on a journey through the Ribbon Cage. Don’t forget to check out her VODs and hilarious clips on YouTube.
But beware, there are some shady characters lurking around, like Nise Menhera and Otis. Keep an eye out for them on Twitter, but be careful, their accounts may be dead!
Join us on this insane adventure, where the only rule is to have fun and embrace the chaos. Ignore the trolls, report the haters, and most importantly, beware of the divorcees. Trust us, you won’t find a Minecraft server like this anywhere else!
| Players: | 108/300 | Uptime: | 96% |
| Rating: | 4.6 / 5 | ||
| Unbreakable Chains Forged: | 3 | New Chunks Explored: | 974716 |
| Cursed Biomes Uncovered: | 10 | Magical Familiars Summoned: | 1 |
Random Fact: Magical Fact: Someone once enchanted their fireplace to tell bedtime stories—now it’s the coziest spot in any house.
Join us for epic battles against giant chickens, treasure hunts for golden carrots, and even a dance-off with a group of friendly zombies. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the legendary diamond-encrusted toilet that grants wishes (just be careful what you wish for).
But the real reason to join our server? The Russians think it’s a good deal! That’s right, they can’t get enough of our wacky antics and outrageous challenges. So come on, grab your pickaxe and get ready for the wildest Minecraft experience of your life. Just remember, always watch your back for sneaky creepers with a taste for adventure (and maybe a shoe or two).
| Players: | 102/800 | Uptime: | 95% |
| Rating: | 4.2 / 5 | ||
| Void Armor Forged: | 11 | Astral Projections Made: | 0 |
| Ancient Guardians Awoken: | 1 | Mystical Artifacts Crafted: | 8 |
Random Fact: Magical Fact: A player once brewed a potion that turned their pet into a talking companion—it always knows just what to say.
But that’s not all – our server is also home to the legendary Diamond Chicken, a rare mob that lays diamond eggs instead of boring old regular ones. Hunt down this elusive creature and become the wealthiest player on the server in no time!
So why wait? Join our server now and get ready to pump some virtual iron, chase after diamond chickens, and have a blast with our hilarious and friendly community! Remember, on our server, gains are guaranteed – and so is a whole lot of fun!
| Players: | 100/500 | Uptime: | 100% |
| Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
| Arcane Towers Raised: | 1 | Forbidden Doors Opened: | 1 |
| Phantom Rings Equipped: | 9 | Corrupted Chunks Fixed: | 1 |
Random Fact: Wholesome Lore: A hidden village was discovered where everyone bakes cookies—they give them out for free to travelers.
