DragonSMP: The Porn Thread | New Minecraft Servers 2025

PixelVascular Quest

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Players:	94/600	Votes:	7243
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Vanishing Structures Built:	5	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2
Runes Activated:	3	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	3
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	16	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1
Phantom Ships Sailed:	3	Buildings Constructed:	16
Eerie Music Discs Played:	3	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	2
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	5	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	1
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	15	Endless Night Skies:	5

come join our epic minecraft server where we have a magical all-optical 3D photoacoustic scanner that lets you see INSIDE the game in REAL TIME! see all the microvascular changes happening in your blocky world, like diabetes and inflammation – it’s like having x-ray vision but in minecraft!

watch as your friends marvel at your superpowers and become the ultimate ruler of the server with your newfound abilities. join now for the most mind-blowing minecraft experience of your life!

Conquest SMP

Adventure, Backpacks, Challenges, Community, Conquest, Contests, Discord, Enchantments, Environment, Events, Friendly, innovate, Join, Machines, Magic, Minecraft, Plugins, PvP, Server, smp, Technology, Towny, Upgrades

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Players:	101/500	Votes:	5516
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	48	Zombie Dances:	5
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	2	Animals Bred:	139
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	12	Dragonkin Hatched:	2
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	6	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	2
Endless Mazes Solved:	2	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	5
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	2	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2
Dragons Tamed:	7	Underground Cities Explored:	3

Conquest SMP Minecraft Server Overview

Features	SMP
Plugins	Slimefun, Towny
Version	1.20
Community	Friendly and welcoming

FAQ

What is Slimefun?

Slimefun is a plugin that adds technology and magic to the Minecraft experience. It allows players to craft advanced machines, enchantments, and unique items.

What can I do with backpack upgrades?

Backpack upgrades provide additional inventory space for players to carry more items. You can customize and upgrade your backpacks over time.

How do custom enchants work?

Custom enchantments enhance your gear with unique abilities beyond what vanilla Minecraft offers. These enchantments can give you advantages like fire resistance, increased speed, and more.

Can I automate tasks in the game?

Yes, you can create machines to automate resource generation, crafting processes, farming, and defense systems. Slimefun allows you to automate various aspects of gameplay.

What is Towny?

Towny is a plugin that allows players to form towns, build empires, and engage in PvP battles. It works well with Slimefun to create self-sustaining communities.

How can I join the server?

You can join the server by using the Discord link provided in the overview. Join the friendly community for an exciting Minecraft 1.20 adventure!

MysticCraftGuild 1.20

abema.tv, booru, Community, competitive, Game, gimmick tourney, japanese, M-League, mahjong, Mahjong General, MysticCraftGuild, new player, ONLINE, registration, riichi, rules, strategy, Tournament, tutorial, tutorial included, yo-star

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Players:	110/1000	Votes:	5516
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	1	Love Letters Sent:	16
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3	Magical Frogs Kissed:	8
Portal Loops Escaped:	0	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	5
Pirate Ships Captured:	3	Backwards Speech Heard:	6
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	25	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	2
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	2	Divine Scrolls Written:	8
Phoenix Feathers Found:	9	Mythical Swords Crafted:	47

Yo, bro, you wanna join this sick Minecraft server? Well, let me tell you, it’s like playing Mahjong but with blocks and creepers instead of tiles and old people.

We got tutorials included, so even if you’re a total noob, you can still wreck some noobs.

Plus, we have this crazy gimmick tourney where you can show off your mad building skills and win some epic prizes.

And if you’re into watching M-League, we got you covered with live streams every Monday, Tuesday, Thursday, and Friday. It’s like watching esports, but with blocks.

So come on, join us on this wild ride and let’s build some crazy sh*t together. Just don’t forget to bring your diamond sword and your sense of humor. Let’s gooooo!

TikTokGamer Minecraft Server

Boundaries, Chores, clash of clans, communication problems, Conflict Resolution, Disrespect, emotional labor, feeling overwhelmed, financial priorities, Frustration, Gaming, immaturity, lack of appreciation, lack of effort, Minecraft, relationship issues, Server, tiktok, TikTokGamer, unhealthy dynamics, unpaid maid

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Players:	94/600	Votes:	9550
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Buildings Constructed:	41	Crystal Wands Charged:	7
Dragon Scales Harvested:	346	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	10
Forbidden Relics Collected:	9	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	5
Haunted Mines Explored:	1	Meteorites Collected:	2
Chimeras Created:	2	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	1
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	3	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1
Whispering Caves Entered:	2	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	2

Looking for a Minecraft server where you can escape from the real world drama? Look no further! Join our server where you won’t have to deal with partners who are obsessed with TikTok trends and spend all their money on Clash of Clans upgrades.

On our server, you won’t have to worry about interruptions during intimate moments with your partner yelling out “im boutta skibidy!” Trust us, that kind of behavior is strictly forbidden here.

And forget about feeling like a maid while your partner lounges around watching TikToks. On our server, everyone pitches in with chores and no one gets away with using the excuse of being “too busy” to help out.

So come join us for a drama-free, TikTok-free, Clash of Clans-free Minecraft experience! Because life is too short to deal with all that nonsense.

ParentlessXmasUSA

Cancer, chemotherapy, christmas, Communication, Diagnosis, emotions, family, forgiveness, Gratitude, health, Illness, ParentlessXmasUSA, parents, perspective, Priorities, relationships, Support, surgery, travel, Treatment

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Players:	108/400	Votes:	8233
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	3	Secret Guilds Joined:	2
Players Killed by Monsters:	9569	Whispering Caves Entered:	3
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1	Mythical Swords Crafted:	68
Magic Wands Crafted:	7	Lava Oceans Crossed:	1
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	3	Legendary Titles Earned:	2
Evil Lairs Raided:	4	Pirate Ships Raided:	1
Magical Frogs Kissed:	6	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	5

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s more supportive than your own parents? Look no further! Join our server for a wild ride filled with drama, tears, and unexpected twists just like this Reddit post.

Need a break from family drama? Our server is the perfect escape! Take a break from real life and immerse yourself in a world where the only thing you have to worry about is creepers blowing up your house.

Join now and experience the thrill of chemotherapy delays, unexpected surgeries, and passive-aggressive text messages from your in-game parents. Who needs real family when you have a Minecraft community like this?

Don’t be ungrateful like OP, join our server today and experience the true meaning of family (or lack thereof). Who knows, you might even find more support and love from our pixelated villagers than you do from your own flesh and blood.

DentistDilemma – Minecraft SMP

cheek retractors, client interaction, Communication, dental appointments, dental community, dental experience, dental hygiene, dental industry, dental practices, dental procedures, dental questions, dental technology, dental tools, dentist communication, DentistDilemma, Dentists, Minecraft, oral health, patient care, patient comfort, professional etiquette, reddit, smp

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Players:	98/700	Votes:	6966
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	14	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	1
Crystal Wands Charged:	14	Living Statues Befriended:	3
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	1	Volcanoes Explored:	2
Dragon Scales Harvested:	441	Cursed Scrolls Read:	4
Crops Grown:	6470	Blood Moons Survived:	2
Backwards Speech Heard:	2	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3
Evil Twin Fights:	5	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	4

Yo, listen up gamers! Have you ever wanted to join a Minecraft SMP that’s so lit, even the creepers are dropping it like it’s hot? Well, look no further because our server is the place to be!

We’ve got more diamonds than a Kardashian’s jewelry box and more epic builds than a medieval castle on steroids. And get this, our server is so hardcore that even the Ender Dragon is scared to mess with us.

But wait, there’s more! We have the most epic events like “TNT Olympics” where players compete to see who can blow up the most stuff in the most creative way. And don’t even get me started on our “Pig Racing” tournaments – those little oinkers are faster than Usain Bolt on speed!

So why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little secret. Rumor has it that if you join our server, you’ll be blessed by the Minecraft gods themselves. Your crops will grow faster, your tools will never break, and you’ll even find diamonds just lying around like it’s nobody’s business.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and become a legend in the world of Minecraft! And remember, keep mining and crafting, my dudes! #YOLO #Minecraft4Life #DiamondsAreAGirlsBestFriend 💎🔥🐷🚀🎮

PixelLoveCraft

captivating quirks, distinctive allure, distinctive attributes, eccentricities, idiosyncrasies, odd fascinations, odd traits, offbeat charm, partner, peculiar characteristics, peculiar habits, PixelLoveCraft, QUIRKS, strange allure, uncommon traits, unconventional appeal, unconventional beauty, unique qualities, unusual features, unusual magnetism, weirdly attractive

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Players:	104/300	Votes:	1557
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Meteorite Armor Created:	18	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	2
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	12	Dark Rituals Completed:	2
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	14	Astral Orbs Gathered:	9
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1	Towns Built:	3
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	0	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1
Falling into the Void:	0	Crystal Palaces Visited:	2
Shadow Figures Spotted:	10	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	4

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no pizzazz? Well, look no further because our server is the perfect place for all you weirdos out there! Why join our server, you ask? Well, for starters, we have a secret underground club where players can show off their weirdest fetishes and kinks. Want to find someone who shares your love for collecting rare blocks? Look no further, our server is the place to be! Plus, we have a special “weirdly attractive partner” matchmaking service where players can find their perfect match based on their strangest turn-ons. So come join us and let your freak flag fly on our one-of-a-kind Minecraft server!

ThaiCraft: Brics Edition

brics, developing countries, diplomatic relations, economic cooperation, economic growth, Edition, emerging markets, geopolitical dynamics., Global influence, global partnership, international relations, investment opportunities, mutual benefits, partner nation, political alliance, regional cooperation, South-South cooperation, strategic partnership, summit meeting, ThaiCraft, thailand, trade agreements

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Players:	96/200	Votes:	9345
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Living Statues Befriended:	1	Living Shadows Defeated:	5
Epic Battles Fought:	13	Haunted Forests Traversed:	4
Magical Familiars Summoned:	1	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1
Elemental Crystals Collected:	42	Void Gems Collected:	10
Magical Ponies Rescued:	5	Werewolf Howls Heard:	3
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	15	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	4
Phoenix Feathers Found:	12	Enchanted Armories Found:	6

hEy yOu! yOu wAnNa jOiN a cRaZy mInEcRaFt sErVeR wHeRe ThAiLaNd iS oUr NeWeSt pArTnEr nAtIoN? yOu BeTtEr cOmE oN oVeR hErE aNd bUiLd sOmE ePiC tEmPlEs aNd eAt SoMe SpIcY cUrRy! wE gOt ThE bEsT pLaYeRs fRoM aRoUnD tHe WoRlD, iNcLuDiNg ThE mIgHtY tHiAiLaNd! jOiN uS nOw aNd eXpLoRe ThE cRaZy WoRlD oF mInEcRaFt wItH uS!

Mindless Microplastic Tire Crumbs

air pollution, air quality, crumbs, environmental health, environmental impact, environmental toxins, food contamination, health concerns, Microplastic, microplastic exposure, microplastic ingestion, microplastics, MINDLESS, plastic contamination, plastic particles, plastic particles in food, plastic pollution, plastic waste, pollution awareness, pollution effects, respiratory health, tire, tire crumbs, tire dust

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Players:	106/600	Votes:	5744
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	16	Alien Abductions:	5
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	4	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	32
Dimension Hops:	2	Gnome Villages Protected:	7
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3	Vanishing Items Found:	5
Celestial Crowns Worn:	5	Haunted Mines Explored:	2
Phoenix Feathers Found:	14	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	5
Ghost Trains Ridden:	2	Forbidden Relics Collected:	9

Yo, yo, yo! Welcome to da craziest Minecraft server in da whole wide world! Let me tell ya why you gotta join dis epic place, bruh.

So, like, imagine dis: you log on and suddenly you’re surrounded by flying pigs wearing top hats and monocles. Yeah, dat’s right, FLYING PIGS! And dey be tellin’ you jokes and givin’ you diamonds like it’s no big deal.

But wait, there’s more! We got a secret underground dungeon filled with llamas that shoot laser beams outta their eyes. You gotta fight your way through to claim da treasure at da end, but watch out for da disco dancing skeletons along da way.

And if dat ain’t enough to convince ya, we also got a giant hot tub filled with chocolate milk. Yeah, you heard me right, CHOCOLATE MILK! Dive in and swim with da friendly creepers and zombie pigmen while sippin’ on dat sweet, sweet nectar.

So what are ya waitin’ for, bro? Come join us on dis wild ride and experience da madness for yourself. Trust me, you won’t regret it… probably.

Pixelated Power Surge

battery cycle life, battery degradation mechanisms, battery efficiency, battery lifespan, battery performance, battery safety, battery technology, battery testing, Brno, capacity loss, Cycles, degradation, design flaws, energy storage, flexible packaging, inflation, lithium plating, lithium-ion battery design, pixelated, power, Prismatic lithium-ion batteries, research, Surge

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Players:	100/300	Votes:	3770
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Endless Night Skies:	2	Demon Skulls Collected:	36
Evil Twin Fights:	5	Ender Pearl Glitches:	3
Dragon Eggs Found:	1066	Mystic Runes Engraved:	2
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	20	Emeralds Found:	4004
Titan Hearts Harvested:	2	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	5
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	3	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	40
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	7	Glitched Entities Encountered:	0

lol come join our epic minecraft server where we have prismatic lithium-ion batteries with flexible packaging that degrade faster than a creeper exploding! our batteries have design flaws that make them inflate like a balloon animal at a birthday party, plus they get lithium plating that’s shinier than diamond armor! after just 100 cycles, you’ll experience a 40% capacity loss, just like losing all your diamonds in a lava pit! research from Brno proves it, so you know it’s legit! join now for a shockingly good time!

Survival! Version 1.18.2! Minecraft server

minecraft server, Survival, Version 1.18.2

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Players:	94/600	Votes:	4839
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Votes:	4201	Dragon Eggs Found:	5046
Magical Ponies Rescued:	3	Forbidden Tomes Read:	1
Dragons Tamed:	0	Cursed Villages Purged:	3
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	7	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	1
Players Killed by Monsters:	1345	Arcane Towers Raised:	5
Zombie Dances:	9	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1
Epic Bosses Defeated:	1	Soul Swords Wielded:	6

Survival!

Version: 1.18.2

Server200222.aternos.me

English Pride Minecraft 1.20

acceptance, Conflict Resolution, cultural diversity, cultural evolution, cultural heritage, emotional response, English, English pride, historical context, historical shame, Minecraft, national identity, patriotism, Peace, personal empowerment, perspective shift, pride, resilience, self-acceptance, social expectations, societal fear, societal norms, Unity

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Players:	96/600	Votes:	3935
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	29	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	38
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	25	Talking Trees Consulted:	2
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	16
Blood Moons Survived:	2	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	9
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	8	Divine Scrolls Written:	20
Magical Familiars Summoned:	2	Epic Bosses Defeated:	1
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	4	Ghost Trains Ridden:	1

Join this Minecraft server if you want to escape the madness of people trying to kill each other in the streets!

You can dance and sing and tell jokes without fear of judgment, just like in a different time when everything was happy and carefree.

Don’t be scared of the happy worlds on this server, just cross your arms and smile as you explore and build to your heart’s content.

Who needs reality when you can immerse yourself in a world where anything is possible? Join now and let your imagination run wild!

XmasPartyCancelled Minecraft Server

Approval, approval in writing, BONUS, Budget, budget allocation, Cancel, christmas party, company culture, company event, company image, corporate decision, employee bonuses, Employee morale, employee satisfaction, financial targets, firing, higher management, legal action, Management, Minecraft, Server, XmasPartyCancelled

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Players:	94/100	Votes:	4680
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	4	Love Letters Sent:	10
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	3	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	1
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2	Buildings Constructed:	47
Astral Projections Made:	3	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	5
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	10	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	4
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	1	Dragon Scales Harvested:	418
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	1	Astral Orbs Gathered:	10

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild as canceling a fancy Christmas party to give out smaller bonuses? Look no further! Join our server for a rollercoaster of emotions and drama just like this crazy story.

Imagine a world where the management is split between those who support your bold decisions and those who want to take legal action against you. It’s like a battle royale, but with office politics!

Experience the thrill of making tough decisions that could either make you a hero or get you fired. Who needs boring old Christmas parties when you can have a server full of twists and turns like this one?

Join now for a truly unique Minecraft experience that will have you questioning your morals and your sanity. Who knew virtual block-building could be so intense?

DoggyDramaCraft

aggression, breeding, Communication, Conflict Resolution, Decision making, dog, dog behavior, DoggyDramaCraft, Experience, family dynamics, Fixed, Japanese akita, large breed dog, Marriage, obedience training, pet ownership, Pets, RESPONSIBILITY, socialization, Wife, work-life balance

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Players:	92/800	Votes:	5835
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Fairy Circles Danced In:	7	Alternate Realities Explored:	2
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	13	Spectral Entities Defeated:	1
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	7	Endless Night Skies:	1
Farms Harvested:	669	Phoenix Feathers Found:	8
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	2	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	11
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1	Mineshafts Explored:	5
Blood Moons Survived:	1	Astral Staffs Crafted:	18

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we understand the importance of teamwork and communication just like in the story of this poor doggo!

Join us if you want to experience the thrill of trying to breed virtual animals without any of the real-life drama. Our server is filled with players who are always willing to lend a helping hand, unlike some partners who leave all the pet responsibilities to one person.

Explore our vast virtual world with your furry friends by your side, without worrying about them turning aggressive towards other players. And don’t worry, we won’t judge you if you decide to fix your virtual pets to avoid any unnecessary drama.

So come on, join our server and let’s create some hilarious stories together, just like the one above!

CraftyAfricanVibes

Africa, Colonialism, Corruption, CraftyAfricanVibes, Development, economic challenges, economic growth, Economy, education, Exploitation, foreign investment, Governance, Healthcare, INEQUALITY, Infrastructure, Natural resources, Poor, POVERTY, resource-rich, Social Issues, wealth disparity

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Players:	102/800	Votes:	7795
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	10	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	4
Demon Skulls Collected:	17	Enchanted Armories Found:	4
Cursed Villages Purged:	2	Shadow Realms Conquered:	2
Secret Passages Found:	2	Ghost Trains Ridden:	0
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	3	Hidden Villages Discovered:	2
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	4	Magical Ponies Rescued:	5
Farms Harvested:	217	Invisible Pathways Walked:	8

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can explore a world as rich in resources as Africa, but without the crazy poor part! Join us and embark on a wild adventure filled with diamonds, emeralds, and gold galore!

Ever wondered why Africa is so resource rich but crazy poor? Well, on our server, we have a hilarious backstory for that! Legend has it that a mischievous group of creepers once invaded Africa and stole all the wealth, leaving the land barren and the villagers broke. But fear not, brave adventurer, for you have the power to reclaim the riches and restore prosperity to the land!

Join us on this epic quest filled with laughter, danger, and plenty of loot. Build your own empire, team up with friends, and take on the creepers in epic battles that will leave you rolling on the floor laughing. So what are you waiting for? Come join our server and let the madness begin!

Players:	108/100	Votes:	6451
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	95	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	0
Forbidden Doors Opened:	3	Teleportation Mishaps:	1
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	2	Demon Skulls Collected:	15
Legendary Scepters Created:	5	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	8
Secret Libraries Discovered:	2	Crystal Caves Mapped:	5
Astral Staffs Crafted:	15	Fairy Circles Danced In:	9
Meteorites Collected:	2	Cursed Swords Broken:	1