Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where we are all a bunch of “fucking tourists” because we can’t stand the “woke” content in the game. We don’t want no boring, politically correct players here, we want chaos and mayhem!

Join us if you want to build a giant statue of a chicken wearing a top hat, or if you want to start a llama racing league. We don’t care about following the rules, we make our own rules!

And don’t worry about being judged for your weird builds or crazy ideas, we embrace all the madness here. So come on in and let your creativity run wild, because on this server, anything goes!

Updated October 11, 2024

Players: 95/300 Uptime: 97%
Rating: 4.2 / 5
Infernal Machines Built: 1 Evil Lairs Raided: 2
Epic Mounts Acquired: 6 Lunar Eclipses Witnessed: 1
Royal Decrees Issued: 3 Interstellar Fungi Gathered: 3
Blood-Forged Axes Created: 11 Cursed Artifacts Recovered: 19
Vampire Cloaks Sewn: 2 Parallel Universes Unraveled: 0

Random Fact: Wild But True: Someone actually summoned an Eldritch Beast using nothing but friendship bracelets!

New Minecraft Server
GYAT.Minewind.net
New Server IP – Click to COPY