Oi mate, forget about all that seriousness, come join our Minecraft server instead! The only thing “probable” here is the chance of you having a blast! We’ve got creepers that explode confetti, zombies that breakdance, and skeletons that shoot arrows made of rainbows. Plus, our Ender Dragon is actually just a giant cuddly teddy bear. So what are you waiting for? Join now before the Australian government raises the cuteness threat level to ‘extreme’!

Daily Server Info: September 17, 2024

Players: 92/400 Uptime: 97%
Rating: 4.5 / 5
Enchanted Tomes Discovered: 140 Giant Mushrooms Cultivated: 5
Dragon Hoards Looted: 1 Ethereal Couriers Hired: 5
Mineshafts Explored: 2 Talking Trees Consulted: 6
Cursed Statues Activated: 4 Paranormal Events Investigated: 5
Cursed Diamonds Mined: 1 Tesseract Cubes Discovered: 3

Random Fact: Insider Secret: Players who solve unsolvable puzzles are said to unlock the ability to talk to fish.

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  • UncleIncelGamer420

    UncleIncelGamer420
    Looking for a Minecraft server to escape the drama of your family gatherings? Look no further than our server, where you can build your own virtual world free from annoying uncles like Robby!

    Join us and leave behind the self-pitying, gold-digging, and car-troubleshooting drama of real life. Our server is a place where you can focus on building epic structures and exploring new lands without any toxic family members getting in your way.

    Uncle Robby may not have his life together, but you can have it all in our Minecraft world. So come join us and leave the real world behind – no incels or disrespectful relatives allowed!

    Daily Server Info: September 17, 2024

    Players: 100/600 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Curse of Binding Applied: 1 Dragon Eggs Found: 8737
    Enchanted Weapons Reforged: 2 Moonlit Rituals Performed: 7
    Spells Gone Horribly Wrong: 6 Ancient Ruins Explored: 5
    Magical Moments Shared: 16 Endless Staircases Climbed: 2
    Orbs of Power Found: 9 Inverted Worlds Discovered: 0

    Random Fact: Did You Hear? Someone brewed a potion that made everyone around them giggle uncontrollably—it’s the latest party trick!

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  • HabitHacker Minecraft SMP

    HabitHacker Minecraft SMP
    Join our Minecraft SMP if you want to quit the hardest habit of all – mining for diamonds! Our server is so stacked with bling that you’ll never have to lift a pickaxe again. Plus, rumor has it that our resident Ender Dragon is a chain-smoker and will only give you the best loot if you can out-smoke him in a competition. So come join us and kick that diamond mining habit to the curb!

    Daily Server Info: September 17, 2024

    Players: 104/300 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Crystal Wands Charged: 10 Twisted Realms Survived: 2
    Magic Scrolls Discovered: 10 Void Armor Forged: 10
    Vanishing Items Found: 7 New Chunks Explored: 643480
    Ethereal Dreams Experienced: 13 Eclipse Rings Activated: 3
    Powerful Allies Recruited: 7 Time Loop Anomalies Resolved: 3

    Random Fact: Wild But True: Someone actually summoned an Eldritch Beast using nothing but friendship bracelets!

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  • GenZGraveyard

    GenZGraveyard
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that offer the same old gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is here to shake things up! Join us if you want to be part of a community where we believe that the only things that should die with our generation are creepers and boring gameplay.

    On our server, you can expect to embark on epic quests to save the world from evil mobs, build insane structures that defy the laws of physics, and even ride on the backs of flying pigs (yes, you read that right). We also have a secret underground society of villagers who are plotting to take over the world – will you join them or stop their evil plans?

    But that’s not all! Our server also has a special potion that turns you into a giant chicken for a day, a hidden treasure chest filled with diamonds and gold, and a magical portal that transports you to a parallel universe where everything is made of candy.

    So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and be part of the craziest Minecraft adventure you’ll ever experience! Trust us, you won’t regret it (unless you’re a creeper, in which case, you might want to steer clear).

    Daily Server Info: September 17, 2024

    Players: 109/300 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Endless Night Skies: 3 Celestial Gardens Planted: 5
    Astral Staffs Crafted: 12 Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built: 2
    Legendary Items Repaired: 2 Magical Frogs Kissed: 5
    Legendary Titles Earned: 3 Zombie Dances: 7
    God-Tier Weapons Forged: 25 Farms Harvested: 109

    Random Fact: Did you hear? A player once rode a unicorn straight into a dimension hop, and they haven’t stopped laughing since.

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  • WarzoneCraft Minecraft Server

    WarzoneCraft Minecraft Server
    LOL JOIN OUR MINECRAFT SERVER OR ELSE YOU’LL END UP LIKE THE POOR SOULS IN UKRAINE 😂 WE PROMISE NO WARS, JUST EPIC BATTLES AGAINST CREEPERS AND ZOMBIES! PLUS, WE HAVE A SECRET UNDERGROUND BASE FILLED WITH DIAMONDS AND GOLD! COME JOIN US AND BECOME A MINECRAFT LEGEND! 🤣🎮💎

    Daily Server Info: September 17, 2024

    Players: 107/200 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Time Loop Anomalies Resolved: 0 Ores Mined: 2178
    Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed: 1 Towns Built: 2
    Eternal Flames Captured: 8 Hedge Mazes Navigated: 9
    Magic Scrolls Discovered: 7 Elemental Forces Harnessed: 11
    Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured: 2 Goblin Armies Outwitted: 7

    Random Fact: Did you hear? A player once rode a unicorn straight into a dimension hop, and they haven’t stopped laughing since.

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  • MineDemocraft

    MineDemocraft
    lol imagine being stuck in a world where democracy is like, so last season. come join our minecraft server where democracy is thriving like a boss! you can vote on everything from what color to paint the sheep to who gets to be the king of the pigs. be part of a world where your voice actually matters, unlike in real life where you’re just a tiny ant in a big, corrupt system. plus, we have a secret underground bunker where we plot to overthrow the evil dictator of the server. join us and be a part of the revolution, comrade!

    Daily Server Info: September 17, 2024

    Players: 104/400 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Blood-Forged Axes Created: 14 Teleportation Mishaps: 4
    Enchanted Forests Planted: 6 Animals Bred: 52
    Forbidden Tomes Read: 2 Haunted Strongholds Conquered: 1
    Orbs of Power Found: 6 Magic Crystals Found: 8
    Pirate Ships Captured: 0 Cursed Diamonds Mined: 7

    Random Fact: Did you know? The server’s cozy campfires never go out, even in the rain!

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  • ufohook

    ufohook

    UFOHOOK is a Factions PVP server that actually focuses on quality of gaming. Our server is not on shared hosting, it’s hosted on a powerful dedicated server in order to remove any lag problems. UFOHOOK has traditional factions and a balanced shop where you won’t be able to buy overpowered items. We have many warps that you can explore. Some of the players favorites are kitpvp, 1v1, and lava survival! We host many games that aren’t plugin dependent. Many people will find that since admins host them, they are more enjoyable and unique. There are tons of bases to raid and players to team up with! PvP is common on UFOHOOK in the warzone and in pvp arena, if you don’t want to pvp then just build some stuff with your friends!

    Voting is a really important part of the server. Voting gives users items for free, but that isn’t really the meaning of it. Voting also boosts our server’s post on various websites. The higher we get on those pages, more users we will have.

    Daily Server Info: September 17, 2024

    Players: 95/800 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.0 / 5
    Curse of Binding Applied: 1 Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found: 3
    Legendary Scepters Created: 7 Farms Harvested: 122
    Blood Moons Survived: 1 Reality-Warping Charms Crafted: 2
    Infinity Gauntlets Forged: 1 Vanishing Items Found: 5
    Cosmic Pies Baked: 4 Corrupted Chunks Fixed: 1

    Random Fact: Whimsical Lore: A player once befriended a cloud that now follows them around, raining only when they need a cool down.

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  • JustStorm Minecraft server

    JustStorm Minecraft server

    Private server JustStorm is looking for active players

    server specifications: – version 1.21.1 – host 24/7 – paid hosting – free pass – constant updates to new versions

    Features of our server:

    – keeping vanilla survival on the server

    – minecraft chat synchronization with discord

    – voice chat

    – online server map

    – active and understanding administration

    – unique styling of the tab chat and other things

    We invite you to take part in our project!

    To get on the server you will need to submit an application in our dc channel

    Daily Server Info: September 17, 2024

    Players: 104/800 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved: 3 Battle Standards Raised: 9
    Nightmare Scenarios Survived: 1 Enchanted Weapons Reforged: 8
    Animals Bred: 114 Treasure Maps Found: 13
    Magic Scrolls Discovered: 10 Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into: 1
    Glitched Entities Encountered: 0 Infinity Stones Found: 3

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: Teleportation mishaps are the leading cause of unexpected interdimensional friendships.

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  • Warcraft: Where building friendships is optional and losing them in PVP is mandatory, 1.21.1

    Warcraft: Where building friendships is optional and losing them in PVP is mandatory, 1.21.1

    Minecraft Server Overview

    Java Version 1.21.1
    Description Warcraft is a server about teams fighting each other. Last team with a player still alive wins.
    Server Info
    • 5,000 x 5,000 Map with hidden structures
    • The border very slowly shrinks
    • People have 3 lives, but lives are only taken away when killed by another player on an opposite team.
    • Nether and End banned
    • 4 teams, roughly 5-10 players per team
    • Teams will be picked by team captains
    Discord https://discord.gg/b3pmdF7WGh

    FAQ – Frequently Asked Questions

    Question Answer
    How do I join the server? To join the server, you can connect using the IP address provided in the server information or through the server’s discord channel.
    Are there any specific rules on the server? Yes, there are rules regarding team behavior, player interactions, and the use of certain features like the Nether and End dimensions. Make sure to read the server rules before playing.
    Can I invite my friends to join my team? Teams are usually picked by team captains, but you can coordinate with your friends to try and join the same team during team selection.
    What happens if I run out of lives? If you run out of lives, you will be eliminated from the game. Make sure to strategize and protect your lives during gameplay.

    Daily Server Info: September 17, 2024

    Players: 101/700 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 5.0 / 5
    Shadow Figures Spotted: 1 Haunted Forests Traversed: 7
    Enchanted Tomes Discovered: 107 Unicorn Sightings: 0
    Cursed Gauntlets Discovered: 8 Godly Talismans Bestowed: 13
    Goblin Markets Raided: 9 Dragon Eggs Found: 1243
    Soul Swords Wielded: 1 Haunted Mines Explored: 3

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: The last chaos emerald discovered was found inside a potato. No one knows how it got there.

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  • Bleeper Blast Minecraft Server

    Bleeper Blast Minecraft Server
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old rules and gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is here to shake things up in the most ridiculous way possible!

    Join our server and experience the thrill of riding pigs into battle against an army of evil chickens. Yes, you heard that right – our server has a special mini-game where you can saddle up on a pig and charge headfirst into a feathered frenzy!

    But that’s not all! We also have a secret underground disco party where you can dance the night away with creepers and skeletons. Just watch out for the DJ zombie – he’s known for dropping sick beats that will literally blow your mind!

    And if you’re feeling brave, why not take on the challenge of our legendary parkour course that is suspended high above a pit of lava? It’s not for the faint of heart, but the bragging rights are totally worth it!

    So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and prepare for the craziest Minecraft experience of your life. Just remember, anything goes on our server – so buckle up and get ready for the ride of a lifetime!

    Daily Server Info: September 17, 2024

    Players: 109/800 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Unicorn Sightings: 0 Ghostly Villagers Traded With: 4
    Astral Orbs Gathered: 15 Cursed Lands Purified: 5
    Warlock Pacts Sealed: 1 Divine Relics Bestowed: 5
    Bizarre Potions Brewed: 10 Elemental Crystals Collected: 53
    Dragon Hoards Looted: 3 Heroic Deeds Celebrated: 3

    Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Gnome villages are protected by invisible walls that only activate when someone says “magic beans.”

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  • The Conscript Drives Minecraft SMP Device

    The Conscript Drives Minecraft SMP Device
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is mining for diamonds? Well, look no further because our Minecraft SMP is like no other! Join us for insane battles where players activate devices and drive towards their enemies while crying tears of joy because the country is just so beautiful!

    But wait, there’s more! Our server is filled with crazy stories like the time a children’s choir sang about generations of men falling into oblivion while players flipped switches and fought against communism during WW2. And don’t even get us started on the protestant patriotism that led pastors to join the SS and take down Russian communists like it was nobody’s business.

    So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP now for a wild ride filled with outrageous reasons to keep coming back for more!

    Daily Server Info: September 17, 2024

    Players: 93/300 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Pirate Ships Captured: 0 Sentient Weapons Trained: 6
    Haunted Strongholds Conquered: 4 Spells Gone Horribly Wrong: 6
    Moonlit Rituals Performed: 3 Immortal Anvils Forged: 17
    Nightmare Scenarios Survived: 1 Hidden Passages Discovered: 7
    Dimensional Rifts Closed: 2 Phantom Rings Equipped: 16

    Random Fact: Legend has it that the last time someone opened a haunted chest, they found a singing teapot inside!

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  • NoThirdWheel Minecraft Server

    NoThirdWheel Minecraft Server
    Are you tired of your Minecraft adventures turning into a family reunion? Join our server and escape the cousin invasion! We promise no more surprise guests crashing your mining sessions or building competitions. Say goodbye to awkward family dynamics in the virtual world and hello to uninterrupted gameplay!

    Our server is the perfect place to escape the cousin chaos and focus on building your dream world. No more third-wheeling with your girlfriend and her cousin, it’s time to reclaim your Minecraft independence! Join us now and experience the freedom of gaming without unwanted family members tagging along.

    Don’t let your Minecraft experience be hijacked by family drama. Join our server and say goodbye to cousin interference once and for all! It’s time to take back control of your virtual adventures and build without boundaries. Say no to cousin invites and yes to epic gaming moments on our server!

    Daily Server Info: September 17, 2024

    Players: 94/700 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Ethereal Dreams Experienced: 26 Forbidden Grimoires Read: 2
    Royal Decrees Issued: 1 Infinite Doors Opened: 1
    Godly Talismans Bestowed: 14 Dimensional Rifts Closed: 2
    Unbreakable Curses Broken: 2 Alternate Realities Explored: 2
    Emeralds Found: 5839 Wizards Turned into Frogs: 0

    Random Fact: Whimsical Truth: A player found a patch of grass that giggles when you walk on it—it’s impossible to walk by without smiling.

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  • PediQueenCraft

    PediQueenCraft
    Are you tired of dealing with drama in your real life relationships? Join our Minecraft server where the only drama you’ll find is between players fighting over who gets the last diamond block! We don’t care if your pediatrician is checking out your pixels, as long as you’re building epic structures and having a blast. So come join us and leave the real world drama behind! And who knows, maybe you’ll find love with a creeper instead!

    Daily Server Info: September 17, 2024

    Players: 105/200 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered: 2 Magic Crystals Found: 23
    Infinity Gauntlets Forged: 1 Living Statues Befriended: 1
    Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered: 3 Paranormal Events Investigated: 1
    Mystic Mirrors Unlocked: 3 Chaos Orbs Controlled: 9
    Time Loop Anomalies Resolved: 0 Undead Armies Raised: 0

    Random Fact: Wild But True: Someone actually summoned an Eldritch Beast using nothing but friendship bracelets!

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  • CraftyCreeperz

    CraftyCreeperz
    Have you ever heard of a server so epic, so legendary, that even Herobrine himself is scared to log on? Well, look no further because our server is so bad, even the creepers are afraid to blow up here! Join us if you dare, and prepare to embark on the craziest Minecraft adventure of your life.

    Why join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a player joined our server and found themselves face to face with a pack of zombie pigmen riding on top of flying chickens. And that was just the beginning! Our server is filled with insane mobs, epic quests, and hidden treasures that will blow your mind.

    But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that deep within the bowels of our server lies a secret dungeon guarded by a dragon made entirely out of diamonds. And if you manage to defeat this diamond dragon, you will be rewarded with a never-ending supply of enchanted golden apples and a pet unicorn that farts rainbows.

    So, what are you waiting for? Join our server now and prepare to have your mind blown in ways you never thought possible. Just remember, once you enter our server, there’s no turning back. Good luck, brave adventurer, you’re gonna need it!

    Daily Server Info: September 17, 2024

    Players: 98/900 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Magical Familiars Summoned: 4 Celestial Dragons Tamed: 3
    Mystic Mirrors Unlocked: 2 Haunted Forests Traversed: 4
    Celestial Blades Sharpened: 11 Cosmic Pies Baked: 10
    Magical Carpet Rides Taken: 7 Wyrmholes Dug: 6
    Flesh-Eating Plants Grown: 2 God-Killer Bows Constructed: 4

    Random Fact: Wild But True: Someone actually summoned an Eldritch Beast using nothing but friendship bracelets!

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  • BlockyBrexitTrading

    BlockyBrexitTrading
    so like, have you heard about this cray cray minecraft server? it’s like, so lit, you gotta join ASAP! like, the reason why you should join is cuz like, Brexit is totally messing up Britain’s trade with Europe, but on this server, you can trade with anyone from anywhere without any issues! it’s like a virtual escape from all the Brexit drama, ya know? plus, there’s this legend that if you join the server, you’ll find a secret portal that leads to a land of unlimited diamonds and rare items! like, who wouldn’t want that, amirite? so come join the fun and escape the Brexit madness, you won’t regret it! 🤣🤪🎮 #minecraftmadness #Brexitwho?

    Daily Server Info: September 17, 2024

    Players: 105/900 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Magical Carpet Rides Taken: 5 Mythical Swords Crafted: 72
    Enchantments Applied: 276 Treasure Maps Found: 2
    Arcane Secrets Unlocked: 7 Lunar Scepters Activated: 5
    Legendary Items Repaired: 4 Unicorn Sightings: 0
    Epic Weapons Forged: 7 Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered: 2

    Random Fact: Adorable Truth: A kitten was found napping inside an enchanted book—it now helps with all reading-related quests.

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  • Green Orgasm Glow

    Green Orgasm Glow
    come join our minecraft server and find out! we have a special plugin that turns your character bright green every time you reach the peak of pleasure in the game. imagine battling mobs or building your dream castle while glowing like a radioactive pickle. it’s a wild ride, my friend.

    not only that, but we also have a secret underground society of green-skinned players who have formed a cult around this phenomenon. they believe that the green glow grants them special powers and they hold rituals in the dark corners of the server. will you join them or fight against their green tyranny?

    if that’s not enough to entice you, we also have a legendary treasure hidden somewhere in the world that can only be found by those who are green. it’s said to be a stash of diamonds so large that it could make you the richest player on the server. but beware, the green glow attracts all sorts of attention, both good and bad.

    so come on, join us on our crazy, green-tinged adventure and see what kind of mischief you can get up to. who knows, you might just become a legend in our wacky world.

    Daily Server Info: September 17, 2024

    Players: 106/300 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Immortal Potions Brewed: 8 Endless Mazes Conquered: 4
    Pirate Ships Raided: 2 Cursed Artifacts Recovered: 10
    Mythical Creatures Tamed: 4 Mysterious Obelisks Activated: 3
    Legendary Titles Earned: 1 Dragonfire Shields Forged: 2
    Mythical Quests Completed: 39 Zombie Dances: 0

    Random Fact: Lovely Lore: A friendship bracelet once turned into a glowing beacon—now it lights the way for adventurers at night.

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