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TwitCraft Minecraft Server

Censorship, child abuse material, controversy, corporate accountability., court challenge, digital content, Fine, internet regulation, lawsuit, Legal, legal battle, legal consequences, Minecraft, Notice, online platform, penalty, Server, social media, social responsibility, TwitCraft, twitter, VIOLATION, X Corp

Yo, you gotta join this lit Minecraft server cuz we got crazier stories than X Corp losing in court! Imagine a world where creepers are actually fluffy bunnies and diamonds rain from the sky like confetti at a party! Plus, we got a secret underground base where we hide all the rare loot and ride pigs like they’re our trusty steeds. Don’t miss out on the fun, join now and be part of the most epic adventure ever!

Updated October 5, 2024

Players:	95/600	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2	Cursed Scrolls Read:	4
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	36	Celestial Beings Befriended:	1
Fairy Circles Danced In:	4	Endless Night Skies:	2
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	20	Enchanted Armories Found:	9
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3	Shadow Figures Spotted:	6

Random Fact: Did you know? When the last shadow realm was conquered, the conquering player gained the ability to speak in rhymes.

BurkinaFasoMassacre600

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Yo, you gotta join this Minecraft server, cuz like, we got crazier battles than that massacre in Burkina Faso! We got like 600 players duking it out, double the previous estimates, all according to our French security assessment (which is just a fancy way of saying we got some dude named Pierre keeping an eye on things). It’s a total bloodbath, but in a fun, blocky kinda way. So come join the chaos and see if you can survive the madness!

Updated October 5, 2024

Players:	99/700	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	50	New Chunks Explored:	806325
Cursed Scrolls Read:	5	Crops Grown:	2938
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	3	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	10
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	1	Ancient Ruins Explored:	2
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	17	Astral Mages Summoned:	3

Random Fact: Did you know? The last phantom ship sighted was carrying a cargo of glow-in-the-dark kittens.

Teleportation with Elon Musk

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So, like, imagine a Minecraft server where you can, like, teleport everywhere, man. Elon Musk totally invented this crazy teleportation system and now you can, like, zap yourself from one end of the map to the other in, like, a split second. It’s, like, mind-blowing, dude.

But wait, there’s more! On this server, you can ride on the backs of flying pigs and race against a herd of speedy llamas. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon a secret underground disco party where all the mobs are busting out their best dance moves.

And get this, bro – the diamonds on this server are, like, super mega ultra rare. You gotta dig, like, a bajillion blocks just to find one. But once you do, you’ll be the envy of all your friends.

So, like, why waste your time on boring old servers when you can join us and experience the most epic, insane, and totally rad Minecraft adventures ever? Come on, man, what are you waiting for? Join now and let the teleportation fun begin!

Updated October 5, 2024

Players:	100/700	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Infernal Machines Built:	1	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	4
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	15	Epic Quests Completed:	20
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	6	Rune Stones Activated:	9
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	2
Alien Abductions:	0	Living Statues Befriended:	3

Random Fact: Insider Fact: Invisible pathways are rumored to lead straight to the end of the rainbow, where a pot of gold awaits.

Trump’s Block Party

#endorsement, 2022 US Senate elections, BLOCK, campaign strategy, conspiracy theories, election fraud narratives, GOP candidate, Misinformation, Party, party loyalty, polarizing effect, political divisions, political endorsements, political influence, political polarization, republicans, social media, social network embeddedness, Support, trump, Trumps, voter behavior

Lolz come join dis cray cray Minecraft server where we build walls higher than Trump’s combover and endorse the most outrageous candidates for Senate elections! Our players are so embedded in social networks, they make Facebook look like MySpace! Plus, we got conspiracy theories for days, just like Trump! So come on over and let’s build some polarizing effects together! #BuildThatWall #ElectionFraud #MinecraftMadness

Updated October 5, 2024

Players:	104/600	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Cursed Villages Purged:	3	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	11
Endless Legions Commanded:	16	Phantom Horses Ridden:	1
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	3	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	2
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	4	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	4
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	8	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1

Random Fact: Heartwarming Moment: A friendship bracelet exchange led to the discovery of a hidden portal—turns out, it opens to a world full of fluffy bunnies.

BOXPVP 1.16.5-1.20 LET’S MAKE A MATCH Minecraft server

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The owner of the server “BOXPVP 1.16.5-1.20 LET’S MAKE A KHOUGHT” has not yet added a description. This Minecraft server is very different from other servers, but not like the others.

Updated October 5, 2024

Players:	101/400	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	5
Astral Orbs Gathered:	15	Shadow Realms Conquered:	2
Epic Shields Constructed:	37	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	1
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	2	Endless Night Skies:	5
Paranormal Events Investigated:	1	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2

Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Gnome villages are protected by invisible walls that only activate when someone says “magic beans.”

Tweet Delete Minecraft Server

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Looking for a Minecraft server that’s more lit than a creeper explosion? Look no further, because our server is the ultimate party zone for blocky adventurers! Join us for a wild ride filled with diamond rain, pig races, and secret dungeons guarded by dancing skeletons.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Ender Dragon Disco, where players can battle the boss while busting out their best dance moves. And rumor has it, if you find the hidden portal, you’ll be transported to a magical land where all the cows can talk and the trees drop enchanted golden apples.

So why did he delete this tweet? Because he couldn’t handle the epicness of our server and wanted to keep it all to himself. Don’t make the same mistake, join us now and let the blocky madness begin!

Updated October 5, 2024

Players:	101/600	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Demon Skulls Collected:	45	Shattered Realms Restored:	0
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	6	Portal Loops Escaped:	1
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2	Epic Battles Fought:	6
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	5	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	7
Chaos Gates Opened:	0	Cosmic Pies Baked:	4

Random Fact: Insider Scoop: Whispering shadows are known to hum lullabies when no one’s listening.

Lose in Minecraft SMP? What do people find fun about these?

Adrenaline, challenge, Decision making, Entertainment, EXCITEMENT, Exploration, Find, Fun, gameplay, LOSE, LOSING, Minecraft, patience, people, perseverance, Progression, REWARD, Risk, roguelites, satisfaction, skill, smp, strategy, Tactics, winning

Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where losing is winning and playing slowly and carefully is a thing of the past! Why join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you some outrageous reasons:

1. We have a secret underground bunker filled with diamond blocks and enchanted gear, guarded by a pack of friendly creepers who love to dance to disco music.

2. Our server is home to the legendary Ender Dragon’s cousin, the Ender Disco Llama, who drops rare loot and can break out into spontaneous dance parties at any moment.

3. We have a custom plugin that turns all the pigs on the server into flying bacon mounts, perfect for cruising around in style and causing chaos.

4. Our community events include competitive sheep shearing races, where the winner gets a lifetime supply of rainbow wool and a pet unicorn.

So why waste time playing boring old roguelites when you can join our wacky and wild Minecraft SMP? Come join the fun and embrace the chaos!

Updated October 5, 2024

Players:	105/800	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Alien Abductions:	3	Villages Defended:	8
Volcanoes Explored:	3	Fairy Circles Danced In:	5
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	3	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	7
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	5	Legendary Items Repaired:	6
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	27	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	3

Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a tiny dragon that likes to sleep in their pocket—it’s the perfect pocket warmer!

MomCraft: Git Gud or GTFO

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Welcome to our Minecraft server, where being late is not an option! Are you tired of players showing up late to important events and expecting you to catch them up on everything? Well, on our server, we have a strict policy against tardiness.

Join us and experience the thrill of being on time for every epic battle and quest. No more distractions or excuses, just pure gaming fun! And don’t worry, we have a special “Mom Mode” for those who claim being a parent is an excuse for being late.

So come on, join us and show Gabby from our PhD program how it’s done. Let’s see if she can keep up with the pace of our Minecraft adventures! Remember, on our server, punctuality is key to success. See you there!

Updated October 5, 2024

Players:	106/800	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Mineshafts Explored:	2	Animals Bred:	44
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	7	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	50
Pirate Ships Raided:	1	Enchanted Armories Found:	6
Reality Warps Survived:	0	Epic Shields Constructed:	19
Dimension Hops:	4	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3

Random Fact: Did You Hear? Someone brewed a potion that made everyone around them giggle uncontrollably—it’s the latest party trick!

FckdUpAtTheMoment – Minecraft SMP

anxiety, Burnout, Challenges, confusion, coping mechanisms, emotional turmoil, exhaustion, FckdUpAtTheMoment, fear, Frustration, Insecurity, mental health, Minecraft, Negativity, Obstacles, overwhelm, PRESSURE, self-care strategies, self-doubt, setbacks, smp, stress, uncertainty

Are you tired of getting wrecked by creepers and skeletons in Minecraft? Do you feel like the Ender Dragon is personally targeting you and your diamond armor? Well, fear not, because our Minecraft SMP is here to save the day! Join us and experience a world where pigs fly, cows do the moonwalk, and villagers break out into spontaneous dance parties. Our server is so lit, even Herobrine himself is scared to log on! So what are you waiting for? Come join us and let’s conquer this blocky world together!

Updated October 5, 2024

Players:	105/700	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	2	Phantom Ships Sailed:	1
Legendary Items Repaired:	2	Glorious Feasts Held:	18
Titanic Battles Fought:	21	Chaos Gates Opened:	0
Backwards Speech Heard:	2	Wailing Winds Heard:	1
Legendary Titles Earned:	2	Mythical Quests Completed:	28

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Phantom blocks have a tendency to rearrange themselves into secret messages when no one’s looking.

ChaseCraft: Survive for 3 Bil

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Welcome to our Minecraft server where you have the chance to win a whopping 3 billion dollars! But here’s the catch – you have to survive for 12 hours while being chased by a villain of your choice. Will you pick the evil genius mastermind with a penchant for elaborate traps? Or maybe the dastardly pirate captain with a peg leg and a parrot on his shoulder? The choice is yours, but beware, because these villains are no joke!

Join our server for the chance to test your survival skills in the most insane way possible. Will you outsmart your chosen villain and claim the ultimate prize? Or will you end up as their next victim? Only one way to find out – join our server now and let the chase begin! Good luck, brave adventurer!

Updated October 5, 2024

Players:	107/400	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Soul Contracts Signed:	4	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	8
Time-Warping Watches Found:	3	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	22
Pirate Ships Raided:	0	Dragon Eggs Found:	5081
Cursed Statues Activated:	4	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	0
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	4	Evil Portals Destroyed:	1

Random Fact: Sweet Truth: Someone accidentally turned their cat into a living plushie—it’s now the softest thing on the server.

VuhledarDefenseCraft

battle plans, bolstered, commander orders, Conflict, Defences, Defense, east, eastern Ukraine, Falls, Military, military tactics, Reinforcements, SECURITY, strategy, top commander, Ukraine, Ukraine crisis, Ukrainian forces, Vuhledar, VuhledarDefenseCraft, War

come join our epic minecraft server where we build epic fortresses like ukraine’s top commander! we need all the help we can get to defend against the evil creepers and zombies that keep attacking us. vuhledar may have fallen, but we will rise again with your help! join us for epic battles, crazy adventures, and maybe even a few explosions along the way. who needs ukraine when you can join our epic minecraft server and become a legendary warrior in your own right!

Updated October 5, 2024

Players:	102/1000	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Mystic Runes Engraved:	6	Immortal Anvils Forged:	13
Glitched Entities Encountered:	0	Mythical Quests Completed:	42
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3	Rune Stones Activated:	5
Mineshafts Explored:	4	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	1
Rainbows Spotted:	7	New Chunks Explored:	282523

Random Fact: Magical Trivia: One player managed to defeat an epic boss with nothing but enchanted breadsticks—no joke!

BlockBrawl – Minecraft Server

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old vanilla gameplay? Well, do we have the server for you! Picture this: a world where pigs can fly, diamonds rain from the sky, and creepers do the Macarena instead of exploding.

Join our server for a chance to ride on the backs of giant chickens, participate in epic dance battles with Endermen, and build houses out of rainbow-colored obsidian. Our server is so wild that even Herobrine himself can’t keep up with all the chaos!

But that’s not all – we also have a secret underground disco party where you can boogie down with zombies and skeletons all night long. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the legendary Golden Pickaxe of Destiny, rumored to grant its wielder infinite building powers.

So why wait? Join our server today and experience the craziest, most absurd Minecraft adventure of your life! Just be prepared for the unexpected – because on our server, anything can happen.

Updated October 5, 2024

Players:	94/200	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	30	New Chunks Explored:	731404
Chimeras Created:	4	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	2
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3	Spectral Entities Defeated:	3
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	10	Sentient Weapons Trained:	1
Shadow Realms Conquered:	0	Volcanoes Explored:	3

Random Fact: Lovely Lore: A friendship bracelet once turned into a glowing beacon—now it lights the way for adventurers at night.

The Secret Mossad HQ Minecraft SMP

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Welcome to the most top-secret, highly classified Minecraft SMP server in existence – Mossad HQ! Join us if you dare to embark on a wild adventure filled with espionage, intrigue, and of course, building epic structures!

Our server is so exclusive that even Herobrine himself couldn’t gain access without the secret password (which is “potato” by the way). We have hidden bases, secret tunnels, and even a llama spy network that will keep you on your toes at all times.

But that’s not all! Rumor has it that the server owner is actually a retired spy who once infiltrated the Ender Dragon’s lair and stole its treasure. Join us and maybe you’ll uncover the truth behind this mysterious figure.

So what are you waiting for? Join Mossad HQ today and become a part of the most covert Minecraft community out there. Just be sure to watch your back, you never know who might be watching you… 👀🕵️‍♂️

Updated October 5, 2024

Players:	90/500	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Ores Mined:	9088	Ender Pearl Glitches:	5
Unicorn Sightings:	1	Demonic Pacts Formed:	1
Haunted Chests Opened:	9	Ether Blades Crafted:	10
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	1	Orbs of Power Found:	4
Gnome Villages Protected:	4	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	5

Random Fact: Did you hear? A player once rode a unicorn straight into a dimension hop, and they haven’t stopped laughing since.

FurnitureFiascoCraft

Affair, affair partner, BETRAYAL, borrowed furniture, cheating partner, Deception, dishonesty, emotional turmoil, family conflict, family drama, furniture removal, FurnitureFiascoCraft, Hidden Secrets, moving furniture, relationship issues, rental home, STEPDAUGHTER, suspicious behavior, teenage daughter, trust issues

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with no drama? Join our server for a wild ride of betrayal and furniture moving madness!

Picture this: you log on to our server and discover that your partner has been cheating on you with another player. But wait, there’s more! Your stepdaughter is involved too, receiving gifts from the affair partner behind your back.

Feeling betrayed and suspicious? Take matters into your own hands and move all the furniture out of your partner’s house without telling them. Watch as chaos ensues and alliances are tested in this epic tale of love, lies, and stolen couches.

Join now for a server experience like no other, where drama is just a block away and furniture is the ultimate weapon of revenge!

Updated October 5, 2024

Players:	92/500	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Secret Libraries Discovered:	1	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	7
Meteorite Armor Created:	19	Treasure Maps Found:	9
Endless Legions Commanded:	45	Magic Crystals Found:	21
Potions Brewed:	21	Celestial Beings Befriended:	5
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	1	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2

Random Fact: Heartwarming Moment: A friendship bracelet exchange led to the discovery of a hidden portal—turns out, it opens to a world full of fluffy bunnies.

AwkwardAF in Minecraft SMP

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where all you do is mine and build? Well, look no further because our SMP is the place to be if you want some wacky adventures!

Join us for a chance to participate in ridiculous challenges like building a house out of nothing but dirt or trying to tame a wild llama with a carrot on a stick. And don’t even get us started on the crazy pranks that happen on the server – one time, someone replaced all the diamonds in the mine with cooked chicken!

But the real reason you should join our SMP is for the chance to relive your most awkward interactions in a whole new way. Remember that time you accidentally called your teacher “mom” in front of the whole class? Well, now you can recreate that moment by accidentally calling a pig “Steve” in front of all your fellow players.

So come on, join us and let’s make some hilarious memories together on our one-of-a-kind Minecraft SMP!

Updated October 5, 2024

Players:	97/600	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Unseen Monsters Slain:	7	Glitched Entities Encountered:	2
Zombie Dances:	7	Secret Guilds Joined:	2
Arcane Towers Raised:	5	Magic Items Found:	3890
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	27	Living Shadows Defeated:	4
Towns Built:	2	Celestial Events Witnessed:	4

Random Fact: Heartwarming Lore: A player once found a lost puppy that turned out to be a shape-shifting dragon—it now guards their treasure chest.

Players:	107/300	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Magical Frogs Kissed:	3	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2
Twisted Realms Survived:	1	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	8
Demon Skulls Collected:	21	Dragons Tamed:	5
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	3	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	15
Titanic Battles Fought:	16	Enchanted Armories Found:	5