Don’t Mess With Us Minecraft Server

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Welcome to the most epic Minecraft server you’ll ever encounter! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you some outrageous reasons:

1. Our server is guarded by a team of super-powered llamas who shoot laser beams out of their eyes. That’s right, you don’t want to mess with these bad boys!

2. We have a secret underground dungeon filled with treasure, but beware – it’s also home to a group of zombie chickens who are fiercely protective of their loot.

3. Rumor has it that there’s a hidden portal on our server that leads to a parallel universe where everything is made of candy. Who wouldn’t want to explore that?

4. Our server is also home to a tribe of friendly yeti villagers who love to trade rare items for hugs. Just be careful not to accidentally squish them with your giant Minecraft feet!

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and prepare for the craziest, most hilarious Minecraft adventure of your life!

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	105/900	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Cursed Amulets Found:	1	Infinity Stones Found:	2
Phoenix Feathers Found:	8	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	4
Buildings Constructed:	39	Divine Relics Bestowed:	6
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	1	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	2
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	3	Celestial Beings Befriended:	0

Random Fact: Crazy But True: Players have reported seeing Herobrine playing pranks with invisible walls—no one knows why.

ConquerEarthMC

Cross-Play, Earth, Economy, MCMMO, PvP, Roleplay, Towny

(16+) A strong and server history with war and politics. Join a dedicated, tight-knit community of like-minded mature players interested in history, geography, politics, and war. Come role-play as the leader of a historically notable nation. You can chill with friends, play survival, or experience all of the rich custom features ConquerEarth offers. ConquerEarth is a geopolitical Towny-Earth server hosted on a 1:1500 scale replica of the Earth map.Original Map Experience the initial creation packed with all its uniqueness. The original map contains our custom-made resource pack, which allows for custom resources, custom items, custom mobs, and Darius’s signature guns (NO MODS REQUIRED! PRESS JOIN!). A short list of our features includes guns, vehicles, meteors, weed, alcohol brewing, flags, siegewar, MCMMO, jobs, dynamic shop, chest shops, elevators, security cameras, events and more. Unfortunately, all of this is achieved with the caveat of Bedrock incompatibility. The original map is and will remain, a native Java exclusive. The map is native to version 1.19.4 and has the most compatibility with 1.19.4 clients, but you may join on any version.Orion Map Our newest Orion map strives to bring Minecraft players of all platforms together. We fully support Bedrock players, and the server is entirely Bedrock compatible, all thanks to the addition of GeyserMC and Floodgate. Although native and best played on 1.20.4, the map can be played on any version. Unlike our original map, this map is a more reserved and familiar geopolitical Towny-Earth experience with only vanilla combat. There is no custom resource pack; therefore, there are no custom resources and no custom items from the original map that rely on our resource pack. Furthermore, this means no guns, no custom items, and no custom mobs. A more faithful geopol experience still with the ConquerEarth flair of features such as vehicles, meteors, alcohol brewing, siegewar, MCMMO, jobs, dynamic shop, chest shops, elevators, security cameras, events and more.Server IP: conquerearthmc.com Bedrock Port: 19132 Website: www.conquerearthmc.com/ Discord: discord.gg/hXvNemNqQr Dynamic map: map.conquerearthmc.com/

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	95/700	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Herobrine Sightings:	3	Gods Slained:	1
Elemental Crystals Collected:	78	Magical Frogs Kissed:	7
Farms Harvested:	182	Magical Moments Shared:	20
Endless Mazes Solved:	3	Titanic Battles Fought:	21
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2	Zombie Dances:	9

Random Fact: Sweet Fact: Someone enchanted their pen to write love letters on its own—it’s been sending notes to all the nearby villagers.

StarDix

Bedwars, Economy, KitPvP, Mini Games, PvP

The Largest Minecraft Server in Brazil. Full PvP, PvP Kit, BedWars, Survival and Much More… Come have fun and adventure in our Mini Games.IP: play.stardix.comOur social networks: Site: https://stardix.com Store: https://loja.stardix.com Discord: https://dc.stardix.com YouTube: https://yt.stardix.com Forums: https://forum.stardix.com

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	106/600	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2	Ether Blades Crafted:	16
Astral Mages Summoned:	1	Twisted Realms Survived:	2
Emeralds Found:	2399	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	1
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	3	Magic Wands Crafted:	9
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1	Teleportation Mishaps:	4

Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player built a house entirely out of enchanted marshmallows—soft, sweet, and always smells like vanilla.

Arcane Realms

Creative, Cross-Play, Economy, MCMMO, OneBlock, Survival, Vanilla

Welcome to Arcane Realms – Where Adventure Awaits!Greetings, intrepid explorers! Are you ready to venture into a world of boundless magic and excitement? Look no further, because Arcane Realms is here to guide you through an unforgettable journey in the Minecraft universe.A Realm of Enchantment: Step into a meticulously crafted realm where enchanting landscapes, mystical forests, and ancient ruins await your discovery. Uncover hidden secrets, conquer mythical creatures, and carve your own heroic saga.Epic Quests: Brace yourself for epic quests and challenges that will test your courage and skills. From venturing into treacherous dungeons to confronting legendary foes, each journey offers a chance to prove your mettle.Unified Community: Join a vibrant community of fellow players who share your love for adventure. Build alliances, barter resources, and collaborate on awe-inspiring creations that will shape the very fabric of our world.

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	93/600	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Rainbows Spotted:	6	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	10
Cursed Amulets Found:	1	Demonic Pacts Formed:	1
Talking Trees Consulted:	5	Endless Night Skies:	1
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	5	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1
Living Statues Befriended:	2	Star Shards Collected:	247

Random Fact: Magical Trivia: One player managed to defeat an epic boss with nothing but enchanted breadsticks—no joke!

AbsolutGG

Economy, MCMMO, PvE, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

Hello everyone, I present to you AbsolutGG, a server for those who enjoy playing and enjoy the simplicity of the game, however, in addition to having the basic resources, we also have extra things that improve the gaming experience for all of you.– Rankup System – Duel system with ranking – Cashier System – Marriage System – PET system – Quest system – Slimefun Complete – Skills – Redprotect – Stores – Warps e Kits – Spawners with soft touch (no need to be VIP) Support from 1.12 to 1.19, taking advantage of the updates!

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	108/100	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Glitched Entities Encountered:	0	Lost Souls Rescued:	1
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	1	Mythical Quests Completed:	30
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	4	Gryphons Tamed:	2
Spectral Entities Defeated:	6	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	2
Wailing Winds Heard:	1	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	2

Random Fact: Did you hear? The server’s haunted chests sometimes sing lullabies at night.

Savercraft

Economy, PvE, PvP, Raiding, Skyblock, Survival, Vanilla

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	102/500	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	2	Sentient Weapons Trained:	4
Celestial Crowns Worn:	4	Lost Souls Rescued:	6
Undead Armies Raised:	0	Werewolf Howls Heard:	1
Towns Built:	6	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	2
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	26

Random Fact: Magical Fact: Someone once enchanted their fireplace to tell bedtime stories—now it’s the coziest spot in any house.

Eden Prison

Cross-Play, Economy, Prison, PvE, PvP

Greetings, fellow Minecraft enthusiasts!Are you yearning for a classic prison experience reminiscent of the golden era of 2012-2013? Look no further than Project Eden – the ultimate revival of old-school prisons with exciting modern enhancements! We are thrilled to announce the launch of Season 2 today, offering a fresh start for everyone and a pure classic prison adventure!What Sets Us Apart?At Project Eden, we pride ourselves on providing a balanced and non-overpowered prison environment. You’ll begin your journey with basic gear and gradually rank up to unlock better equipment. Progression may take time, but don’t worry – as you climb the ranks, you can take advantage of your elevated status by setting up shops and selling to lower-ranked players, fostering a vibrant economy within the prison walls.But that’s not all! We’ve gone the extra mile to cater to PvP enthusiasts. Delve into the depths of our colossal PvP dungeon nestled beneath the prison, where you’ll encounter thrilling battles and reap exclusive rewards that can be utilized throughout your time on the server. Embrace the exhilaration of combat and emerge as a true champion!Join Our CommunityOur server has only recently opened, giving you a fantastic opportunity to gain an edge and establish yourself among the pioneers of Project Eden. We are committed to cultivating an active and welcoming community, ensuring that your gameplay experience is nothing short of extraordinary. Immerse yourself in the nostalgia and relive the glory days of classic prisons!

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	95/1000	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	13	Dragon Scales Harvested:	256
Potions Brewed:	98	New Chunks Explored:	384020
Crystal Caves Mapped:	3	Cursed Swords Broken:	3
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	1	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	23
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	1	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	8

Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Gnome villages are protected by invisible walls that only activate when someone says “magic beans.”

DogeCraft

Economy, Prison, PvE, PvP, Survival, Towny, Vanilla

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	103/400	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Mythical Relics Collected:	16	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2
Cursed Villages Purged:	3	Ether Blades Crafted:	9
Divine Spears Created:	13	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	12
Epic Quests Completed:	18	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	2
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	15	Vanishing Structures Built:	4

Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player accidentally enchanted their bed to sing lullabies—now they fall asleep faster than ever.

Astrophobia RP

Roleplay, Whitelist

At the farthest frontier of explored space, in the deepest, darkest corner of the galaxy, three stranded factions collide. The liberated inmates of a prison ship on a terraforming mission, the corporate paramilitary tasked with guarding them, and the wayward galactic marines that got caught in between. Communications are down, the way home is blocked, resources are dwindling, tensions are high- And the strange alien vessel previously thought destroyed is waking up. Perhaps a way home can be found aboard it, or maybe the three groups will have to make the inhospitable desert planet of Llyr their new home.Key Features: • An immersive Sci-fi experience and a completely player-driven world. • Fully fleshed out, easy to learn and roleplay focused RPG system. • An easy to navigate wiki filled with rich and interesting lore, regularly updated with in-character occurrences and player actions. • A wealth of custom plugins that interact with each other: an economy and job system, a player housing system, interactive data pads and many other features. • A Sci-fi resource pack with many custom models. • Aid one of the existing factions in fighting over resources and taking over outposts (both in space and on the planet’s surface) with our custom conflict system, or create your own faction. • Choose from one of several astrosapient races, and build your character the way you want it with a wide selection of traits and perks. • Empower yourself with rare Xenotech artifacts. And much, much more!

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	91/300	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Enchanted Forests Planted:	4	Astral Projections Made:	2
Cursed Scrolls Read:	1	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	4
Mines Excavated:	1963	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	0
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	5	Undead Armies Raised:	0
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	5	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	9

Random Fact: Sweet Truth: Someone accidentally turned their cat into a living plushie—it’s now the softest thing on the server.

AnimeSucht.com

Economy, MCMMO, PvE, PvP, Survival

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	90/800	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Whispering Caves Entered:	5	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	15
Astral Orbs Gathered:	13	Fairy Circles Danced In:	3
Epic Weapons Forged:	4	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	3
Animals Bred:	171	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	2
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	7	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	4

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Unicorns on the server have been known to grant wishes!

BlotCraft

Economy, Factions, PvP, Roleplay, Skyblock, Survival, Towny

Blotcraft Network! About us? We are a Minecraft Video Game community, with a multiplayer server in versions from 1.16.5 to the most updated version, we are always in charge of giving new things and new ideas to the community. Blotcraft has modalities such as FFA’s of pot netherite, diamond, and ffa crystal, also contains its sandbox, survival RPG, Towny with custom Texture pack, and much more. What are you waiting for? Come in and find out, a beautiful community server, followed events and a lot of level.

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	92/200	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	4	Wailing Winds Heard:	1
Cursed Taverns Survived:	1	Titanic Battles Fought:	11
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	5	Celestial Crowns Worn:	4
Living Shadows Defeated:	4	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	3
Epic Battles Fought:	12	Hidden Villages Discovered:	1

Random Fact: Legendary Lore: Every time an ancient relic is unearthed, a lost city somewhere trembles in fear.

The Universe Network

Economy, Mini Games, Parkour, Prison, PvE, PvP, Survival

The Universe is a Minecraft Community Server for all ages. Our committed Universe Team creates gameplay like no other. Everything on our network is exclusively crafted, ensuring a custom-made and unique experience.Gamemodes: – Next Level Prison – Cyberpunk Laser TagThis server is running entirely on custom code written by experienced creators. It’s safe, grief-free, high-performance, and has dedicated staff. Updates are entirely community-based.Join now!

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	108/1000	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Invisible Pathways Walked:	4	Epic Weapons Forged:	4
Shattered Realms Restored:	2	Battle Standards Raised:	5
Powerful Allies Recruited:	5	Potions Brewed:	61
Alien Abductions:	4	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	7
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	2	Rune Stones Activated:	7

Random Fact: Did you know? The last phantom ship sighted was carrying a cargo of glow-in-the-dark kittens.

MineSeed

Cross-Play, LifeSteal, Pixelmon, Prison, Skyblock, Survival, Vanilla

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	110/800	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Gryphons Tamed:	2	Magical Frogs Kissed:	2
Alternate Realities Explored:	1	World-Altering Spells Cast:	2
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	3	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	8	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	2
Heroic Legacies Created:	4	Demon Skulls Collected:	41

Random Fact: Wild Fact: Every time a mimic chest is discovered, it doubles the amount of loot in the next treasure found.

Medieval Vanilla

PvE, Roleplay, Survival, Towny, Vanilla

A vanilla server with some life quality plugins such as essentials, GriefPrevention, and TreeGravity. The server is updated to the newest version as soon as Optifine is released. With a small and friendly community, we strive to create a safe place to chill out. Griefers and trolls are not welcome and will be banned as soon as possible. SERVER IP: medieval-vanilla.com Server Port [Bedrock and Pocket Edition]: 19132 Server Port [Java]: 25565Example: medieval-vanilla.com:19132

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	106/800	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2	Living Shadows Defeated:	3
Buildings Constructed:	12	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	6
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	3	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	2
New Chunks Explored:	660189	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	2
Astral Staffs Crafted:	14	Eclipse Rings Activated:	3

Random Fact: Legendary Tale: A phantom knight once handed over a magical scroll in exchange for a cup of tea—how polite!

MINERAZE

Earth, Economy, MCMMO, PvE, Skyblock, Survival, Towny

We offer many features such as:Custom Towny, Items, Mobs, Jobs, Dungeons, and more.Join with org.mineraze.net

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	91/400	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Dragon Eggs Found:	4423	Underground Cities Explored:	4
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	4	Pirate Ships Raided:	0
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	3	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	1
Rainbows Spotted:	3	Endless Night Skies:	1
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	2	Legendary Heroes Trained:	7

Random Fact: Wild Fact: Every time a mimic chest is discovered, it doubles the amount of loot in the next treasure found.

GladMC

Bedwars, Economy, KitPvP, Mini Games, Prison, PvP, Survival

Minecraft Server GladMC – Brazilian Server BedWars, Full PvP, RankUP, Practice …Server IP: mc.gladmc.com Site: https://gladmc.com Discord: https://dc.gladmc.com Instagram: https://ig.gladmc.comThe best minecraft server in Brazil, without lag with Ping BR! Invite your friends and meet new people, have fun in our mini games.

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	93/200	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0	Epic Shields Constructed:	30
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	1	Invisible Walls Found:	3
Lava Oceans Crossed:	3	Divine Spears Created:	10
Epic Mounts Acquired:	3	Magical Familiars Summoned:	4
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	1

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a magical teapot that pours endless hot chocolate—it’s now the most popular spot in town!