Don’t Mean To Bearpost Minecraft SMP

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is watching grass grow? Well, look no further because our SMP is the wildest ride you’ll ever experience in the blocky world!

Join us for epic battles against giant chickens, treasure hunts for enchanted golden carrots, and dance parties with creepers (they’ve got some sick moves, trust us). Our server is so lit, even the Ender Dragon wants an invite!

But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that Herobrine himself is a regular player on our server, and he’s always up for a game of hide and seek (just be careful, he’s a sore loser).

So what are you waiting for? Join our insane Minecraft SMP today and get ready for a rollercoaster of chaos, laughter, and diamond-filled shenanigans!

Updated October 17, 2024

Players:	98/200	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Invisible Walls Found:	4	Forbidden Doors Opened:	1
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1	Alien Abductions:	0
Cursed Villages Purged:	1	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	5
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	7
Hidden Passages Discovered:	3	Haunted Chests Opened:	2

Random Fact: Sweet But True: A player found a cuddly creature that hugs them every morning—it’s the best way to start the day.

VaxCraft: Mumps Outbreak Response

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yo, u gotta join dis cray cray minecraft server, cuz like, we got mumps goin’ around in some nations but we got da cure! just take a third dose of our special mumps vaccine and u’ll be protected from all da craziness goin’ on.

we got mathematical models showin’ dat dis vaccine can reduce transmission and prevent da disease in da peeps who need it da most. so come on over and let’s fight off dem mumps together while buildin’ epic structures and havin’ a blast in da game! ain’t no mumps gonna bring us down when we got dis vaccine on our side. join now and let’s get rid of dem pesky mumps once and for all! 🤪🎮👾

Updated October 17, 2024

Players:	107/600	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Haunted Chests Opened:	9	Gnome Villages Protected:	7
Crystal Caves Mapped:	6	Demon Skulls Collected:	37
Astral Mages Summoned:	3	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	1	Pirate Ships Captured:	2
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	8	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	4

Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player accidentally enchanted their bed to sing lullabies—now they fall asleep faster than ever.

Skeleton SMP

Adventure, Bed wars, Creative, Economy, Faction Wars, Factions, Hardcore, KitPvP, Minigames, Modded, Pixelmon, Prison, PvP, Roleplay, Sky Wars, Skyblock, Survival, Towny, Vanilla, Whitelist

Welcome to the best survival server!

Are you bord of the servers with too many plugins and scams? I was too! Here we just have /trade, and oneplayersleep!

Updated October 17, 2024

Players:	96/200	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2	Phoenix Feathers Found:	15
Villages Defended:	18	Shadow Realms Conquered:	0
Dimension Hops:	8	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	32
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	165	Mythical Swords Crafted:	97
Gnome Villages Protected:	2	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	2

Random Fact: Legend has it that the last time someone opened a haunted chest, they found a singing teapot inside!

Cucaracha Players

Cockroaches, Cross-Play, Cucaracha Players, Economy, family friendly, Friendly, Gaming, Minecraft, Network, PvE, PvP, Server, Sewers, Survival, Technical, Underground

Dig a hole and survive. – Minecraft Server Technical – CucarachaPlayers is a friendly and family-friendly network for cockroaches. You will be fine in the sewers, there is no better place than the underground, the perfect place to stay alive while the surface explodes.

Updated October 17, 2024

Players:	93/800	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	3	Unicorn Sightings:	1
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	5	Phantom Blocks Placed:	3
Battle Standards Raised:	9	Endless Legions Commanded:	23
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	2	Crops Grown:	6150
Time-Warping Watches Found:	3	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	1

Random Fact: Magical Moment: A player once planted a tree that grew a swing—it’s now the best spot for relaxing with friends.

Pixel Pals Minecraft Server

Airi Viridis, Clauvio, Elia Stellaria, Kiki, Kiki Main Thread, kirispica, large indies global, Lumi ARG, Minecraft, Mozumi Pichi, Mozzu Main Thread, Onolumi, PALS, PIXEL, Retro Girls General, Server, Super Meche, Tomomi Toraya, Tsunderia Extended, vrg

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s more lit than a creeper explosion? Join us at [Server Name] where the fun never stops! We’ve got a crew of wacky YouTubers and Twitch streamers like Onolumi, Tomomi Toraya, and Kiki who will keep you entertained for hours on end.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is so epic, it’s been rumored that Herobrine himself logs on to play with us. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the legendary Diamond Chicken that lays diamonds instead of eggs.

So why wait? Join us at [Server Name] where the adventures are as wild as a pack of wolves on a full moon night. Trust us, you won’t regret it!

Updated October 17, 2024

Players:	103/900	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Demonic Pacts Formed:	3	Legendary Items Repaired:	7
Herobrine Sightings:	2	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	0
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	5	Evil Lairs Raided:	5
Endless Mazes Conquered:	1	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	1
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1	New Chunks Explored:	471246

Random Fact: Whimsy Alert: Zombie dances are the number one pastime here!

BoomerParents60s Minecraft SMP

60s, aging, aging parents, BoomerParents60s, Companionship, Elderly, emotional, empty nest, empty nest syndrome, family, family dynamics, Future, generation gap, growing old, ISOLATION, Loneliness, lonely, Minecraft, parental care, parents, relationships, smp, Support

Are you tired of being the only one in your family who can’t join the senior citizen discount club? Well, fear not, because on our Minecraft SMP, we have a thriving community of players who are all in their golden years! Join us and never feel lonely again as you build, mine, and craft with your fellow elderly gamers. Who needs bingo night when you can have block-building fun with us?

Plus, rumor has it that our server is actually a secret government experiment to see if old folks can still dominate in PvP battles. So grab your walking stick and get ready to show those young whippersnappers who’s boss in the virtual world!

Updated October 17, 2024

Players:	100/1000	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Secret Passages Found:	7	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	4
Phoenix Feathers Found:	13	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	2
Epic Bosses Defeated:	5	Cursed Scrolls Read:	5
Mimic Chests Discovered:	3	Endless Legions Commanded:	24
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	34	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Cozy campfires are rumored to attract wandering gods who just want to share a story.

WorkplaceWeirdo Minecraft SMP

BIZARRE, Curious, Event, Experience, eXtraordinary, Minecraft, Observation, odd, out of the ordinary, peculiar, peculiar behavior, peculiar incident, peculiar sighting, smp, strange, unexpected, Unique, UNUSUAL, unusual occurrence, Witness, work, Workplace, WorkplaceWeirdo

Oh boy, let me tell you about this wild Minecraft SMP I’m part of. It’s like a circus on steroids, but with blocks and creepers. One time, we had a player who built a giant rollercoaster that went straight into the sky and ended in a pool of lava. It was a real “hot” attraction, if you catch my drift.

But the real kicker was when we had a player who turned their entire base into a giant chicken coop. I’m talking hundreds of chickens clucking around, laying eggs everywhere. It was like a poultry paradise, until a group of players decided to start a chicken rebellion and overthrow the coop. Let’s just say feathers were flying everywhere.

If you want to experience the craziest, most unpredictable Minecraft SMP out there, then you gotta join us. Who knows what kind of shenanigans you’ll witness next? Just be prepared for the unexpected and maybe bring a bucket of popcorn, because things tend to get pretty entertaining around here.

Updated October 17, 2024

Players:	110/600	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	3	Villages Defended:	7
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	6	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0
Magical Familiars Summoned:	5	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	3
Mineshafts Explored:	5	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	10
Demon Skulls Collected:	46	Farms Harvested:	193

Random Fact: Sweet Fact: Someone enchanted their pen to write love letters on its own—it’s been sending notes to all the nearby villagers.

MineCraftMemories

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Are you tired of boring old reality where you can’t respawn after falling off a cliff or getting attacked by a creeper? Well, look no further because on our server, you can relive any moment in your life…in Minecraft form! That’s right, want to go back to that time you aced that test in school? Just hop on our server and recreate it with blocks and pixels! Want to redo that embarrassing moment at a party? Build it out of virtual bricks and laugh at yourself all over again! Join our server for a chance to rewrite history in the most hilarious way possible. Who needs a time machine when you have Minecraft?

Updated October 17, 2024

Players:	101/900	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	2	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	12
Lost Cities Unearthed:	4	Star Shards Collected:	66
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	1	Cursed Scrolls Read:	3
Powerful Allies Recruited:	7	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	2
Cursed Villages Purged:	4	Spectral Entities Defeated:	1

Random Fact: Whimsical But True: A player planted a garden of enchanted roses that sing—they’re the most beautiful alarm clocks ever.

RedstoneRuskiCraft

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so, like, have you heard about this server, bro? it’s like, totally lit, man. like, so lit that even russia is trying to sabotage it because they’re jelly of how awesome it is. they planted some crazy device on a plane that caused a warehouse fire in the UK just to try and stop people from joining this server. but you know what? we ain’t scared of no russians, bro. we’re still gonna play on this server and have the time of our lives. come join us and let’s show those russians who’s boss! plus, there’s like, unlimited diamonds and you can ride on flying pigs. it’s insane, man. you gotta check it out. trust me, it’s worth the risk of angering a whole country just to play on this server. let’s goooooo!

Updated October 17, 2024

Players:	105/500	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	1	Magical Moments Shared:	14
Evil Portals Destroyed:	2	Talking Trees Consulted:	4
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	3	Haunted Chests Opened:	7
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	7	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	1
Eternal Flames Captured:	3	Royal Courts Attended:	3

Random Fact: Heartwarming Fact: A player once found a cozy campfire that tells bedtime stories—perfect for winding down after a day of quests.

Pixel Quest: Edu Fun Land

classroom technology, Digital Learning, education, educational games, educational technology, experiential learning, Fun, Game, immersive learning, Interactive, knowledge acquisition, Land, language acquisition, language development, language skills, multilingual students, PIXEL, Quest, science classrooms, STEM Education, student engagement, Technology, virtual environment, virtual reality

so, like, u know how u always wanted to learn stuff but it’s, like, so boring and stuff? well, on this server, u can learn stuff in a fun way! like, imagine u in a science classroom but instead of boring textbooks, u have, like, virtual reality and stuff.

u can, like, explore different worlds and learn about science in a super cool way. and get this, it’s not just for one language, it’s for, like, MULTILINGUAL students! so, if u speak more than one language, this server is perfect for u.

plus, there are, like, crazy stories and adventures waiting for u. u can, like, fight off evil mobs and discover hidden treasures. and, like, who wouldn’t want to do that, right?

so, if u want to have a blast while learning and, like, have the time of your life, then join this server now! it’s, like, the best thing ever, trust me.

Updated October 17, 2024

Players:	94/100	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2	Endless Staircases Climbed:	2
Vanishing Structures Built:	1	Rainbows Spotted:	7
Fairy Circles Danced In:	8	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	3
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	2	Twisted Realms Survived:	1
Cursed Lands Purified:	2	Ghost Trains Ridden:	1

Random Fact: Random Tidbit: Dragons here prefer tea parties over battles.

EndNetwork

Creative, Earth, Economy, MCMMO, minecraft server multiplayer survival creative minigames factions skyblock economy PVP roleplay mods plugins vanilla adventure dungeons exploration community crafting building exploration, Mini Games, Skyblock, Towny

EndNetwork: Play Beyond Boundaries! Join the world of Minecraft, full of endless adventures and exciting events. Create unique structures with your building skills that push the limits, accomplish huge projects with your friends, and have a brand new experience! Step into this world that will grow with you!

Updated October 17, 2024

Players:	100/200	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	1	Mythical Quests Completed:	47
Hidden Passages Discovered:	8	Pirate Ships Captured:	2
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	9	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	2
Players Killed by Monsters:	3430	Epic Weapons Forged:	7
Dragons Tamed:	2	Blood Moons Survived:	3

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a magical teapot that pours endless hot chocolate—it’s now the most popular spot in town!

Chaotic Realms

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[1.21] THE CHAOTIC SMP is a high-quality Anarchy based SMP server featuring unique content and an amazing community, friendly content creators, and awesome players like you!

BEDROCK SUPPORTED! (SOON)

Head Drops Weekly EVENTS Streamers & YouTubers AuraSkills Teams & SO MUCH MORE!

Updated October 17, 2024

Players:	96/900	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	6	Omnipotent Charms Created:	4
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	14	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	3
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	3	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	6
Living Statues Befriended:	3	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	10
Cursed Amulets Found:	5	Hidden Villages Discovered:	2

Random Fact: Magical Fact: A player once brewed a potion that turned their pet into a talking companion—it always knows just what to say.

PlongieCraft: Here for the loot, staying for the chaos! Join our wild world today!

1v1 Arena, Armies, Bosses, Chaos, class armors, Dungeons, Fellowships, Followers, Guilds, Join, Kingdoms, level system, Loot, Lore, modded SMP server, PlongieCraft, Quests, Roleplay, RPG, Ships, Staying, story lines, Today, trading economy, Villages, weapons, Wild, workers, world, World bosses

Minecraft Server Overview

Server Name	PlongieCraft
Features	Quests, guilds, world bosses (coming soon), magic, armies, rare weapons, 1v1 Arena (coming soon)
Website	Plongie.com
Trailer	Watch trailer here

Frequently Asked Questions

Q: What version of Minecraft does the server support?

A: The server supports Minecraft version 1.20.1.

Q: What can players expect on the server?

A: Players can expect quests, guilds, world bosses (coming soon), magic, armies, rare weapons, and a 1v1 Arena (coming soon).

Q: How can I join the server?

A: Search for PlongieCraft on technic and follow the instructions to join the server.

Q: Is there a Discord server for the community?

A: Yes, you can join the Discord server here.

Q: What type of gameplay is offered on the server?

A: The server offers modded SMP gameplay with options for vanilla play, or players can search for magic and rare weapons with RPG elements.

Updated October 17, 2024

Players:	91/800	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	10	Shadow Realms Conquered:	1
Unicorn Sightings:	1	Ores Mined:	1886
Celestial Beings Befriended:	1	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	2
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	1
Void Armor Forged:	22	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	1

Random Fact: Magical Insight: Moonlit rituals are believed to be more powerful if performed while wearing socks on your hands.

Pixel Puns Minecraft Server

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Welcome to the most epic Minecraft server you’ll ever experience! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you some outrageous reasons:

1. Our server is run by a team of highly trained llamas who have mastered the art of building pixelated worlds. Yes, you heard that right, LLAMAS!

2. We have a secret underground disco party where all the mobs come to dance the night away. You haven’t lived until you’ve seen a Creeper bust a move.

3. Our server is home to the rarest and most majestic unicorn mounts you’ll ever find in Minecraft. Ride into battle on a rainbow-maned unicorn and strike fear into your enemies.

4. We hold weekly “Build Battles” where players compete to create the most outrageous and ridiculous structures. From giant toilets to floating castles made of cheese, there’s no limit to the creativity on our server.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and prepare for the most insane and hilarious Minecraft experience of your life! Trust us, you won’t regret it.

Updated October 17, 2024

Players:	90/500	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Soul Swords Wielded:	5	Alien Abductions:	3
Endless Legions Commanded:	38	Mythical Swords Crafted:	43
Lost Cities Unearthed:	3	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	4
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	3	Powerful Allies Recruited:	5
Dragon Eggs Found:	9063	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	19

Random Fact: Wild Fact: A cursed sword, when broken, can actually release the spirits trapped inside—talk about a plot twist!

The Blocky Banter Minecraft SMP

banter, blocky, blue ideal, character profiles, community pastebin, Eicon search tool, erotic roleplaying, F-List, fetishes, filtered ads, kinks, live status tracker, Minecraft, pink ideal, profile image search, purple ideal, roleplay logs, roleplay partners, site critique., site drama, site gossip, smp, third party chat client, webchat

Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where the only limit is your imagination… and maybe a few rules here and there. But who needs rules when you can join a server filled with more kinks and depravity than you can memorize!

Imagine creating your own character profile and finding like-minded partners with similar interests and fetishes to roleplay with. It’s like F-list, but in Minecraft! Build your dream world, roleplay with others, and gossip about site drama all in one place.

Join us for a wild ride filled with outrageous characters, insane stories, and a whole lot of chaos. Who knows, you might even find your ideal blue, pink, and purple in this crazy world of ours. So what are you waiting for? Come join the madness and let your creativity run wild in our Minecraft SMP!

Updated October 17, 2024

Players:	101/600	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Vanishing Structures Built:	1	Secret Passages Found:	4
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	1	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	2
Reality Warps Survived:	1	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	15
Ancient Ruins Explored:	1	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	15
Epic Bosses Defeated:	4	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	11

Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player found a magic mirror that gives daily compliments—it’s the most popular mirror on the server.

NoGFsAllowedMC

apartment rules, apartment sharing, Boundaries, Communication, Conflict, dorm living, flexibility, houseguest, ignored, living situation, NoGFsAllowedMC, personal space, roommate agreement, roommate dynamics, roommate’s girlfriend, roommate’s guests, roommate’s relationship, temporary roommate, third person, UNCOMFORTABLE

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we understand the struggles of sharing space with unwanted roommates! Join us for a wild adventure where you can build your own virtual apartment without any unwanted guests crashing in.

Our server is the perfect place for those who value their personal space and don’t want to deal with unexpected roommates moving in. No more awkward encounters in the kitchen or bathroom – it’s all yours to enjoy in peace!

Embark on quests to reclaim your territory from unwanted intruders, like your roommate’s clingy girlfriend who just won’t leave. Build fortresses to keep them out and defend your space with all your might.

Don’t let anyone tell you that you should be more flexible – this is your virtual world, and you make the rules! Join us now and reclaim your right to a roommate-free existence. Trust us, it’s a game-changer!

Updated October 17, 2024

Players:	95/900	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Underground Cities Explored:	2	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	28
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	1	Endless Mazes Conquered:	2
Mystic Runes Engraved:	7	Legendary Heroes Trained:	1
Legendary Scepters Created:	2	Secret Libraries Discovered:	1
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	14	Endless Legions Commanded:	38

Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone built a house out of enchanted gingerbread—it’s sturdy, sweet, and smells like Christmas all year round.