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Players: | 100/300 | Votes: | 2098 |
Rating: | 4.6 / 5 | ||
Runic Tablets Deciphered: | 32 | Mysterious Portals Opened: | 14 |
Love Letters Sent: | 13 | Godly Talismans Bestowed: | 9 |
Unicorn Parades Witnessed: | 1 | Sentient Weapons Trained: | 6 |
Farms Harvested: | 236 | Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found: | 5 |
Starry Nights Enjoyed: | 39 | Chaos Orbs Controlled: | 8 |
God-Killer Bows Constructed: | 2 | Parallel Universes Unraveled: | 0 |
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved: | 4 | Immortal Anvils Forged: | 5 |
Join us for epic battles against giant chickens, treasure hunts for enchanted golden carrots, and dance parties with creepers (they’ve got some sick moves, trust us). Our server is so lit, even the Ender Dragon wants an invite!
But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that Herobrine himself is a regular player on our server, and he’s always up for a game of hide and seek (just be careful, he’s a sore loser).
So what are you waiting for? Join our insane Minecraft SMP today and get ready for a rollercoaster of chaos, laughter, and diamond-filled shenanigans!