Don’t Mean To Bearpost Minecraft SMP

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is watching grass grow? Well, look no further because our SMP is the wildest ride you’ll ever experience in the blocky world!

Join us for epic battles against giant chickens, treasure hunts for enchanted golden carrots, and dance parties with creepers (they’ve got some sick moves, trust us). Our server is so lit, even the Ender Dragon wants an invite!

But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that Herobrine himself is a regular player on our server, and he’s always up for a game of hide and seek (just be careful, he’s a sore loser).

So what are you waiting for? Join our insane Minecraft SMP today and get ready for a rollercoaster of chaos, laughter, and diamond-filled shenanigans!

Updated October 26, 2024

Players:	104/100	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	3	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	1
Powerful Allies Recruited:	8	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	1

Random Fact: Did you know? When the last shadow realm was conquered, the conquering player gained the ability to speak in rhymes.

Underverse

Come join the new server Underverse, a PVP Conquest server where you and your friends can conquest the towns and other players homes!

Updated October 26, 2024

Players:	108/300	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2	Underground Cities Explored:	4
Alien Abductions:	3	Emeralds Found:	5960

Random Fact: Rumor has it that every enchanted tome written is secretly overseen by an invisible librarian.

Scorched Earth

23/7 hrs uptime 28 Slots Cops and Robbers v2 (2 maps of 10) Spleef Player MADE Minigames (requires 2 USD) AC 6/16/13 Semi community Voting Rewards

Updated October 26, 2024

Players:	110/500	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Meteorite Armor Created:	12	Phantom Blocks Placed:	8
Epic Battles Fought:	6	Astral Amulets Crafted:	37

Random Fact: Did you know? The last phantom ship sighted was carrying a cargo of glow-in-the-dark kittens.

CraftVille

Economy, Mini Games, Skyblock, Survival, Towny

CraftVille is a survival community orientated server in which players make friends and have fun, building and playing games together.

We have some Mini-Games to keep players interested and competitive as well as an Economy, a Town system where players can form their own community and of course a flawless grief rollback and protection system so your builds are always safe with us.

Updated October 26, 2024

Players:	93/500	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	2	Titanic Battles Fought:	22
Enchantments Applied:	100	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3

Random Fact: Mythical Moment: A single drop of lava from the Phoenix Feather’s nest can forge an indestructible sword.

GiBcraft

Casual, adult minecraft server. Economy and protected homes via residence. Entire west dedicated to PvP. Entire east is PvP free zone dedicated to PvE.

Updated October 26, 2024

Players:	97/100	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Eerie Music Discs Played:	5	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	1
Falling into the Void:	2	Eternal Flames Captured:	5

Random Fact: Wild Fact: A cursed sword, when broken, can actually release the spirits trapped inside—talk about a plot twist!

jdcraft

New server thats pve with pvp arenas and mob arenas. 17 different effect arrows. Zombie survival map.GUNS AND EXPLOSIVES FOR ALL!!! Unique server drop in and check us out.

Updated October 26, 2024

Players:	105/900	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	6	Undead Armies Raised:	0
Magic Wands Crafted:	11	Cosmic Pies Baked:	3

Random Fact: Magical Moment: A player once planted a tree that grew a swing—it’s now the best spot for relaxing with friends.

RegularChaos

MCMMO, Survival

We are a comparatively small server with a nice community and focus on freebuild and survival. There are no properties outside of the spawn city and anyone who finds a nice, uninhabited place is welcome to settle there. All buildings are welcome, there is no specified server style and no size restrictions.

The server itself is based on the vanilla feel with a few additional selected plugins. We try to keep the good old Minecraft feeling alive. There is no pay-to-win and no admin shops. Trade only exists as barter between players.

Our server base is a more mature server and we welcome every reasonable player who would like to enrich our small community by enjoying the game and with respect for other people’s gaming achievements.

Updated October 26, 2024

Players:	97/800	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Soul Contracts Signed:	4	Magical Frogs Kissed:	8
Holy Grails Found:	4	Time-Warping Watches Found:	1

Random Fact: Did you know? When the first dimensional rift was closed, it rained candy for a week.

Meta-Union

Economy, Mini Games, Parkour, PvP, Survival

This server is a freebuild server and mainly German-speaking. You can build wherever you want as long as you follow our rules.

You can protect yourself against griefers with properties (plugin: GriefPrevention). You can find all further information in the game. The rest is up to your creativity. I wish you much fun.

We also offer a TeamSpeak 3 server (IP: ts.meta-union.com:10012) www.Meta-Union.com

Updated October 26, 2024

Players:	109/200	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Void Armor Forged:	13	Buildings Constructed:	34
Portal Loops Escaped:	0	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	6

Random Fact: Did You Hear? Someone brewed a potion that made everyone around them giggle uncontrollably—it’s the latest party trick!

Lazuli MC

Creative, Factions, Raiding, Survival

Welcome to Lazuli PvP!

Features – Factions – Access to a creative world! – MCMMO – Friendly Staff! – Stable economy! – Custom Loot – Anti-cheating tools – Dedicated server with 24/7 uptime, a website, and forums! – We use dev builds of plugins and bukkit to stay up to date with the most recent version of minecraft! – The Administration is extremely active, making sure the server is Stable and up to date!

Updated October 26, 2024

Players:	92/400	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Arcane Towers Raised:	5	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1	Cursed Taverns Survived:	3

Random Fact: Wholesome Truth: A player discovered a hidden cave full of glowing crystals—it’s now a popular spot for quiet reflection and wonder.

SwordPVP

Factions, KitPvP, Mini Games, Prison, PvP

The SwordPVP Network is a multiplayer Minecraft server network which features a collection of multiple high quality server-side modded gamemodes and mini-games focused on Player vs. Player (PVP) gameplay!

Updated October 26, 2024

Players:	90/600	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Chaos Gates Opened:	1	Omnipotent Charms Created:	2
Falling into the Void:	0	Lava Oceans Crossed:	2

Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player built a house entirely out of enchanted marshmallows—soft, sweet, and always smells like vanilla.

Alfi’s World

We are a young free server, searching for good people and admin’s, who are interested to help build, set and maintain the server. We have actually two arena’s any place to realize your creativity and we are preparing economy, shop, mine cart, dynmap and many more.

We are a young and starting free server, looking for smart people and admins who are interested in helping to build and maintain the server. We currently offer two Arenas and a lot of space for creativity, and we are preparing the economy, shop, minecart, dynmap and a lot of other interesting things.

Updated October 26, 2024

Players:	104/300	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Mythical Relics Collected:	18	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	15
Void Gems Collected:	17	Secret Libraries Discovered:	2

Random Fact: Did you know? The most recent world-altering spell accidentally turned a mountain into a giant chocolate cake.

TeamVareide

mc.teamvareide.com www.TeamVareide.com

Updated October 26, 2024

Players:	103/500	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	322	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	14
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	4	Living Shadows Defeated:	1

Random Fact: Magical Trivia: One player managed to defeat an epic boss with nothing but enchanted breadsticks—no joke!

Solumcraft

Anarchy, Survival

Solumcraft is at heart an anarchy server. Both griefing and raiding are allowed. There are multiple worlds, designed for multiple play styles. The vanilla world (where new players will spawn) has only vanilla commands and play, whereas the main world has things like plot protection, teleportation, home set, and various other plugins.

Updated October 26, 2024

Players:	90/400	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1	Mythical Relics Collected:	9

Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player once brewed a potion that made their pet bunny fly—it’s now the most popular bunny in the skies.

CoolCraft

Updated October 26, 2024

Players:	98/700	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Cursed Swords Broken:	2	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	1
Gnome Villages Protected:	2	Epic Bosses Defeated:	0

Random Fact: Whimsical Truth: A player found a patch of grass that giggles when you walk on it—it’s impossible to walk by without smiling.

Craft4You

We offer a lot of variety on our server: We have a beautiful property world where you can let your creativity run wild! You can farm raw materials and other things in the mining world (/warp mining), in the Nether (/warp Nether) and in the End (/warp End). This is how you get a free plot of land: In the property world (/warp GS) you search for a free property using the stick (property finder) that you get with the /gs tool. The overview map on http://map.mc-craft4you.de can help you enormously when looking for a beautifully located property. Alternatively, you can quickly teleport to a vacant lot by typing /gs search. Now you have found a beautiful property and you absolutely want it. To do this, enter /buy gs (don’t worry, it’s free). Now you can let your creativity run wild! Have fun! Do you also want a creative piece of land? Then follow the steps above, with the difference that you have to be in the creative world: /warp Freebuild If you have a long time, we have a great fun offer (/warp event): You can simply take out your frustration on your fellow players in a round of PvP (/warp PvP) You can play paintball (/warp paintball) in 7 self-built arenas! Spleef (/warp Spleef) is also present You can even play HungerGames (/warp HungerGames) with your friends in 6 arenas at the moment! Of course, we have many challenging jump courses where you can put your jumping skills to the test. There you will receive a certain amount of money for each course you complete. In the near future we will bring the game “The Walls”, invented by Hypixel, to our server.

Many self-programmed plugins will help you have a breathtaking gaming experience! Examples: /invwarp shows you our warps in an inventory, where you just have to click on the corresponding item. The property plugin is programmed by us.

Updated October 26, 2024

Players:	105/200	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Endless Mazes Conquered:	4	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	1
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	3

Random Fact: Whimsy Alert: Zombie dances are the number one pastime here!

Spacebug Survival Server

This is a Wild West SMP type of server (Survival Multiplayer). On this server you are on your own. Do not expect any staff to come and help if you get killed and looted.

Connect: play.minecraft.dk

Come in, find a suited place to live and place a Chest to claim your starter region. From here you can mine and build – get more money by selling blocks to the server and claim even more land for yourself.

PvP is part of this server, so watch your back!

View Livemap at: http://play.minecraft.dk:8123

Server started feb 6th 2013

Server runs mostly without staff online – Though there are still rules to follow: http://minecraft.dk/rules – Failure to follow them, will most likely result in a permanent ban. So be sure to follow them. Commands: http://minecraft.dk/cmd

Updated October 26, 2024

Players:	103/700	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Eclipse Rings Activated:	4	Lost Cities Unearthed:	1
Royal Decrees Issued:	1	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	38

Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a secret door that leads to a world of stuffed animals—it’s a cuddly paradise.