Don’t Mean To Bearpost Minecraft SMP

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is watching grass grow? Well, look no further because our SMP is the wildest ride you’ll ever experience in the blocky world!

Join us for epic battles against giant chickens, treasure hunts for enchanted golden carrots, and dance parties with creepers (they’ve got some sick moves, trust us). Our server is so lit, even the Ender Dragon wants an invite!

But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that Herobrine himself is a regular player on our server, and he’s always up for a game of hide and seek (just be careful, he’s a sore loser).

So what are you waiting for? Join our insane Minecraft SMP today and get ready for a rollercoaster of chaos, laughter, and diamond-filled shenanigans!

Updated October 18, 2024

Players:	100/600	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3	Mystic Runes Engraved:	2
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	4	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	3
Celestial Events Witnessed:	1	Epic Bosses Defeated:	3
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	6	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	153
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	3	Farms Harvested:	719

Random Fact: Insider Fact: Invisible pathways are rumored to lead straight to the end of the rainbow, where a pot of gold awaits.

VaxCraft: Mumps Outbreak Response

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yo, u gotta join dis cray cray minecraft server, cuz like, we got mumps goin’ around in some nations but we got da cure! just take a third dose of our special mumps vaccine and u’ll be protected from all da craziness goin’ on.

we got mathematical models showin’ dat dis vaccine can reduce transmission and prevent da disease in da peeps who need it da most. so come on over and let’s fight off dem mumps together while buildin’ epic structures and havin’ a blast in da game! ain’t no mumps gonna bring us down when we got dis vaccine on our side. join now and let’s get rid of dem pesky mumps once and for all! 🤪🎮👾

Updated October 18, 2024

Players:	92/800	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Forbidden Relics Collected:	7	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3
Treasure Maps Found:	10	Dragon Scales Harvested:	133
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	8	Battle Standards Raised:	5
Royal Courts Attended:	5	Mythical Relics Collected:	5
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2

Random Fact: Magical Moment: The last tea party held in the enchanted forest had talking teacups—they love to chat about the weather.

Skeleton SMP

Adventure, Bed wars, Creative, Economy, Faction Wars, Factions, Hardcore, KitPvP, Minigames, Modded, Pixelmon, Prison, PvP, Roleplay, Sky Wars, Skyblock, Survival, Towny, Vanilla, Whitelist

Welcome to the best survival server!

Are you bord of the servers with too many plugins and scams? I was too! Here we just have /trade, and oneplayersleep!

Updated October 18, 2024

Players:	90/700	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	37
Phantom Blocks Placed:	3	Talking Trees Consulted:	1
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	47	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	5
Mimic Chests Discovered:	4	Pirate Ships Raided:	3
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	20	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	4

Random Fact: Adorable Fact: Someone discovered a magical beanstalk that grows lollipops—it’s become the server’s favorite snack source.

Cucaracha Players

Cockroaches, Cross-Play, Cucaracha Players, Economy, family friendly, Friendly, Gaming, Minecraft, Network, PvE, PvP, Server, Sewers, Survival, Technical, Underground

Dig a hole and survive. – Minecraft Server Technical – CucarachaPlayers is a friendly and family-friendly network for cockroaches. You will be fine in the sewers, there is no better place than the underground, the perfect place to stay alive while the surface explodes.

Updated October 18, 2024

Players:	90/300	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	21	Zombie Dances:	8
Dragon Eggs Found:	9713	Omnipotent Charms Created:	4
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	2	Dragonkin Hatched:	1
Chaos Gates Opened:	1	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1
Mythical Quests Completed:	25	Paranormal Events Investigated:	3

Random Fact: Did you hear? The most powerful magic item found this week was a spoon that can bend reality.

Pixel Pals Minecraft Server

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Looking for a Minecraft server that’s more lit than a creeper explosion? Join us at [Server Name] where the fun never stops! We’ve got a crew of wacky YouTubers and Twitch streamers like Onolumi, Tomomi Toraya, and Kiki who will keep you entertained for hours on end.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is so epic, it’s been rumored that Herobrine himself logs on to play with us. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the legendary Diamond Chicken that lays diamonds instead of eggs.

So why wait? Join us at [Server Name] where the adventures are as wild as a pack of wolves on a full moon night. Trust us, you won’t regret it!

Updated October 18, 2024

Players:	106/100	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Arcane Towers Raised:	4	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	2
Spectral Entities Defeated:	1	Heroic Legacies Created:	4
Dark Rituals Completed:	1	Dragons Tamed:	7
World-Altering Spells Cast:	0	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	1
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	3	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	3

Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Ender Dragon reincarnations sometimes come back as friendly puppies—seriously!

BoomerParents60s Minecraft SMP

60s, aging, aging parents, BoomerParents60s, Companionship, Elderly, emotional, empty nest, empty nest syndrome, family, family dynamics, Future, generation gap, growing old, ISOLATION, Loneliness, lonely, Minecraft, parental care, parents, relationships, smp, Support

Are you tired of being the only one in your family who can’t join the senior citizen discount club? Well, fear not, because on our Minecraft SMP, we have a thriving community of players who are all in their golden years! Join us and never feel lonely again as you build, mine, and craft with your fellow elderly gamers. Who needs bingo night when you can have block-building fun with us?

Plus, rumor has it that our server is actually a secret government experiment to see if old folks can still dominate in PvP battles. So grab your walking stick and get ready to show those young whippersnappers who’s boss in the virtual world!

Updated October 18, 2024

Players:	90/600	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Astral Mages Summoned:	3	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	11	Fairy Circles Danced In:	5
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	42	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	11
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1	Magic Items Found:	5546
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	1	Gryphons Tamed:	1

Random Fact: Lovely Truth: Someone discovered a tree that grows candy—it’s now a favorite hangout for adventurers with a sweet tooth.

WorkplaceWeirdo Minecraft SMP

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Oh boy, let me tell you about this wild Minecraft SMP I’m part of. It’s like a circus on steroids, but with blocks and creepers. One time, we had a player who built a giant rollercoaster that went straight into the sky and ended in a pool of lava. It was a real “hot” attraction, if you catch my drift.

But the real kicker was when we had a player who turned their entire base into a giant chicken coop. I’m talking hundreds of chickens clucking around, laying eggs everywhere. It was like a poultry paradise, until a group of players decided to start a chicken rebellion and overthrow the coop. Let’s just say feathers were flying everywhere.

If you want to experience the craziest, most unpredictable Minecraft SMP out there, then you gotta join us. Who knows what kind of shenanigans you’ll witness next? Just be prepared for the unexpected and maybe bring a bucket of popcorn, because things tend to get pretty entertaining around here.

Updated October 18, 2024

Players:	98/700	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Living Statues Befriended:	0	Pirate Ships Captured:	0
Cursed Swords Broken:	1	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3
Secret Passages Found:	4	Eclipse Rings Activated:	1
Dragon Hoards Looted:	3	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	5
Royal Decrees Issued:	2	Farms Harvested:	289

Random Fact: Magical Insight: Moonlit rituals are believed to be more powerful if performed while wearing socks on your hands.

MineCraftMemories

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Are you tired of boring old reality where you can’t respawn after falling off a cliff or getting attacked by a creeper? Well, look no further because on our server, you can relive any moment in your life…in Minecraft form! That’s right, want to go back to that time you aced that test in school? Just hop on our server and recreate it with blocks and pixels! Want to redo that embarrassing moment at a party? Build it out of virtual bricks and laugh at yourself all over again! Join our server for a chance to rewrite history in the most hilarious way possible. Who needs a time machine when you have Minecraft?

Updated October 18, 2024

Players:	93/300	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Lost Souls Rescued:	5	Immortal Potions Brewed:	10
Animals Bred:	78	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	2
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2	Alien Abductions:	2
World-Altering Spells Cast:	0	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	28
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	1

Random Fact: Crazy But True: Someone once caught a cosmic hamster, and now it’s the server’s unofficial mascot!

RedstoneRuskiCraft

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so, like, have you heard about this server, bro? it’s like, totally lit, man. like, so lit that even russia is trying to sabotage it because they’re jelly of how awesome it is. they planted some crazy device on a plane that caused a warehouse fire in the UK just to try and stop people from joining this server. but you know what? we ain’t scared of no russians, bro. we’re still gonna play on this server and have the time of our lives. come join us and let’s show those russians who’s boss! plus, there’s like, unlimited diamonds and you can ride on flying pigs. it’s insane, man. you gotta check it out. trust me, it’s worth the risk of angering a whole country just to play on this server. let’s goooooo!

Updated October 18, 2024

Players:	93/700	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Endless Mazes Solved:	1	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	3
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	46	Gryphons Tamed:	1
Endless Staircases Climbed:	0	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	8
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	5	Ether Blades Crafted:	14
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	2	Emeralds Found:	9193

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Phantom blocks have a tendency to rearrange themselves into secret messages when no one’s looking.

Pixel Quest: Edu Fun Land

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so, like, u know how u always wanted to learn stuff but it’s, like, so boring and stuff? well, on this server, u can learn stuff in a fun way! like, imagine u in a science classroom but instead of boring textbooks, u have, like, virtual reality and stuff.

u can, like, explore different worlds and learn about science in a super cool way. and get this, it’s not just for one language, it’s for, like, MULTILINGUAL students! so, if u speak more than one language, this server is perfect for u.

plus, there are, like, crazy stories and adventures waiting for u. u can, like, fight off evil mobs and discover hidden treasures. and, like, who wouldn’t want to do that, right?

so, if u want to have a blast while learning and, like, have the time of your life, then join this server now! it’s, like, the best thing ever, trust me.

Updated October 18, 2024

Players:	97/700	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Lost Souls Rescued:	1	Eclipse Rings Activated:	2
Epic Shields Constructed:	25	New Chunks Explored:	541252
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	4	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	5
Astral Orbs Gathered:	9	Rune Stones Activated:	4
Buildings Constructed:	44	Alternate Realities Explored:	2

Random Fact: Crazy But True: Someone once caught a cosmic hamster, and now it’s the server’s unofficial mascot!

EndNetwork

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EndNetwork: Play Beyond Boundaries! Join the world of Minecraft, full of endless adventures and exciting events. Create unique structures with your building skills that push the limits, accomplish huge projects with your friends, and have a brand new experience! Step into this world that will grow with you!

Updated October 18, 2024

Players:	93/400	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	3	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1
Lost Cities Unearthed:	2	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	116
Celestial Beings Befriended:	4	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	3
Potions Brewed:	97	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	1
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	15	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	43

Random Fact: Mystic Knowledge: The more celestial gardens you plant, the more likely you are to meet a wandering spirit.

Chaotic Realms

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[1.21] THE CHAOTIC SMP is a high-quality Anarchy based SMP server featuring unique content and an amazing community, friendly content creators, and awesome players like you!

BEDROCK SUPPORTED! (SOON)

Head Drops Weekly EVENTS Streamers & YouTubers AuraSkills Teams & SO MUCH MORE!

Updated October 18, 2024

Players:	91/800	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Holy Grails Found:	3	Ghost Trains Ridden:	2
Lost Souls Rescued:	2	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	7
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	1	New Chunks Explored:	637115
Goblin Markets Raided:	4	Curse of Binding Applied:	3
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	11	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1

Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player once brewed a potion that made their pet bunny fly—it’s now the most popular bunny in the skies.

PlongieCraft: Here for the loot, staying for the chaos! Join our wild world today!

1v1 Arena, Armies, Bosses, Chaos, class armors, Dungeons, Fellowships, Followers, Guilds, Join, Kingdoms, level system, Loot, Lore, modded SMP server, PlongieCraft, Quests, Roleplay, RPG, Ships, Staying, story lines, Today, trading economy, Villages, weapons, Wild, workers, world, World bosses

Minecraft Server Overview

Server Name	PlongieCraft
Features	Quests, guilds, world bosses (coming soon), magic, armies, rare weapons, 1v1 Arena (coming soon)
Website	Plongie.com
Trailer	Watch trailer here

Frequently Asked Questions

Q: What version of Minecraft does the server support?

A: The server supports Minecraft version 1.20.1.

Q: What can players expect on the server?

A: Players can expect quests, guilds, world bosses (coming soon), magic, armies, rare weapons, and a 1v1 Arena (coming soon).

Q: How can I join the server?

A: Search for PlongieCraft on technic and follow the instructions to join the server.

Q: Is there a Discord server for the community?

A: Yes, you can join the Discord server here.

Q: What type of gameplay is offered on the server?

A: The server offers modded SMP gameplay with options for vanilla play, or players can search for magic and rare weapons with RPG elements.

Updated October 18, 2024

Players:	109/200	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Curse of Binding Applied:	2	Rune Stones Activated:	4
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	14	Meteorite Armor Created:	12
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	21	Undead Armies Raised:	1
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	16	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	9
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	10	Whispering Caves Entered:	5

Random Fact: Whimsy Alert: Zombie dances are the number one pastime here!

Pixel Puns Minecraft Server

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Welcome to the most epic Minecraft server you’ll ever experience! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you some outrageous reasons:

1. Our server is run by a team of highly trained llamas who have mastered the art of building pixelated worlds. Yes, you heard that right, LLAMAS!

2. We have a secret underground disco party where all the mobs come to dance the night away. You haven’t lived until you’ve seen a Creeper bust a move.

3. Our server is home to the rarest and most majestic unicorn mounts you’ll ever find in Minecraft. Ride into battle on a rainbow-maned unicorn and strike fear into your enemies.

4. We hold weekly “Build Battles” where players compete to create the most outrageous and ridiculous structures. From giant toilets to floating castles made of cheese, there’s no limit to the creativity on our server.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and prepare for the most insane and hilarious Minecraft experience of your life! Trust us, you won’t regret it.

Updated October 18, 2024

Players:	92/100	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Lava Oceans Crossed:	2	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	14
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	1
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	1	Mythical Quests Completed:	39
Vanishing Items Found:	5	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	2
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	3	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	32

Random Fact: Sweet Fact: Someone enchanted their pen to write love letters on its own—it’s been sending notes to all the nearby villagers.

The Blocky Banter Minecraft SMP

banter, blocky, blue ideal, character profiles, community pastebin, Eicon search tool, erotic roleplaying, F-List, fetishes, filtered ads, kinks, live status tracker, Minecraft, pink ideal, profile image search, purple ideal, roleplay logs, roleplay partners, site critique., site drama, site gossip, smp, third party chat client, webchat

Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where the only limit is your imagination… and maybe a few rules here and there. But who needs rules when you can join a server filled with more kinks and depravity than you can memorize!

Imagine creating your own character profile and finding like-minded partners with similar interests and fetishes to roleplay with. It’s like F-list, but in Minecraft! Build your dream world, roleplay with others, and gossip about site drama all in one place.

Join us for a wild ride filled with outrageous characters, insane stories, and a whole lot of chaos. Who knows, you might even find your ideal blue, pink, and purple in this crazy world of ours. So what are you waiting for? Come join the madness and let your creativity run wild in our Minecraft SMP!

Updated October 18, 2024

Players:	98/800	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Farms Harvested:	774	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	1
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	7
Dimension Hops:	8	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	5
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	15	Teleportation Mishaps:	3
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	4

Random Fact: Rumor has it that every enchanted tome written is secretly overseen by an invisible librarian.

NoGFsAllowedMC

apartment rules, apartment sharing, Boundaries, Communication, Conflict, dorm living, flexibility, houseguest, ignored, living situation, NoGFsAllowedMC, personal space, roommate agreement, roommate dynamics, roommate’s girlfriend, roommate’s guests, roommate’s relationship, temporary roommate, third person, UNCOMFORTABLE

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we understand the struggles of sharing space with unwanted roommates! Join us for a wild adventure where you can build your own virtual apartment without any unwanted guests crashing in.

Our server is the perfect place for those who value their personal space and don’t want to deal with unexpected roommates moving in. No more awkward encounters in the kitchen or bathroom – it’s all yours to enjoy in peace!

Embark on quests to reclaim your territory from unwanted intruders, like your roommate’s clingy girlfriend who just won’t leave. Build fortresses to keep them out and defend your space with all your might.

Don’t let anyone tell you that you should be more flexible – this is your virtual world, and you make the rules! Join us now and reclaim your right to a roommate-free existence. Trust us, it’s a game-changer!

Updated October 18, 2024

Players:	92/300	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Ether Blades Crafted:	6	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	4
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	12	Gods Slained:	2
Horror Stories Survived:	7	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1
Magic Crystals Found:	25	Gryphons Tamed:	4
Cursed Lands Purified:	4	Fairy Circles Danced In:	8

Random Fact: Trivia: A cursed diamond was mined under a blood moon—since then, it’s been known to glow eerily in the dark.