Don’t Mean To Bearpost Minecraft SMP

Don’t Mean To Bearpost Minecraft SMP

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is watching grass grow? Well, look no further because our SMP is the wildest ride you’ll ever experience in the blocky world!

Join us for epic battles against giant chickens, treasure hunts for enchanted golden carrots, and dance parties with creepers (they’ve got some sick moves, trust us). Our server is so lit, even the Ender Dragon wants an invite!

But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that Herobrine himself is a regular player on our server, and he’s always up for a game of hide and seek (just be careful, he’s a sore loser).

So what are you waiting for? Join our insane Minecraft SMP today and get ready for a rollercoaster of chaos, laughter, and diamond-filled shenanigans!

Updated October 17, 2024

Players: 98/1000 Uptime: 100%
Rating: 4.5 / 5
Astral Projections Made: 3 Forbidden Doors Opened: 3
Curse of Binding Applied: 4 Shadow Daggers Crafted: 47
Ender Pearl Glitches: 3 Void Gems Collected: 13
Titanic Relics Retrieved: 1 Heroic Legacies Created: 4
Parallel Universes Unraveled: 1 Royal Courts Attended: 5

Random Fact: Magical Fact: A player once brewed a potion that turned their pet into a talking companion—it always knows just what to say.

New Minecraft Servers

  • UNGAexpelIsraelLOL

    UNGAexpelIsraelLOL
    LOLZ come join our epic Minecraft server where we kick butt like Palestinians kicking Israel out of the U.N. General Assembly! We’re like the Avengers of Minecraft, fighting for justice and building epic structures like the Great Wall of China on steroids. Plus, we have a secret underground base where we hoard all the diamonds and gold like greedy dragons. Join us now or miss out on all the fun and chaos! #JusticeForMinecraft #ExpelIsraelFromOurServer

    Updated October 17, 2024

    Players: 109/300 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Mystery Villagers Spotted: 4 Cursed Artifacts Recovered: 18
    Frozen Fortresses Conquered: 2 Bizarre Potions Brewed: 18
    New Chunks Explored: 25953 Ancient Relics Unearthed: 134
    Love Letters Sent: 2 Whispering Shadows Heard: 5
    Cozy Campfires Lit: 24 Horror Stories Survived: 2

    Random Fact: Adorable Fact: Someone discovered a magical beanstalk that grows lollipops—it’s become the server’s favorite snack source.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • Nano Arc Craft

    Nano Arc Craft
    so, like, u wanna join dis epic minecraft server? well, lemme tell u sumthin, dis server is like, da bomb diggity, yo. we got nanobodies up in dis joint, like, who even has dat in a minecraft server, amirite?

    u wanna build some crazy structures? well, nanobodies got u covered, they can, like, promote da crystallisation of da human Arc protein. like, who even knew minecraft could be so scientific, right?

    but wait, there’s more! nanobodies can also, like, regulate da function of da Arc protein. so, like, not only can u build epic stuff, but u can also, like, control da function of proteins. how insane is dat?

    so, like, if u wanna have a blast and do some crazy stuff in minecraft, dis server is da place to be. join now and experience da nanobody madness!

    Updated October 17, 2024

    Players: 103/700 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Endless Legions Commanded: 22 Forgotten Legends Remembered: 2
    Hedge Mazes Navigated: 6 God-Killer Bows Constructed: 4
    Voidwalker Blades Crafted: 11 Evil Twin Fights: 5
    Endermen Teleportation Errors: 0 Farms Harvested: 866
    Ancient Dragons Awakened: 2 Backwards Speech Heard: 3

    Random Fact: Did you know? The last phantom ship sighted was carrying a cargo of glow-in-the-dark kittens.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • GhestPlays City

    GhestPlays City

    Welcome to GhestPlays City All The Mods 10 About the Server Immerse yourself in a Minecraft experience like never before with our All The Mods 10 server. This modpack offers a vast selection of mods ranging from advanced technology to mystical magic ensuring there is always something new to explore and discover Main Features Verso do Minecraft 1211 Mods Included Technology magic exploration and more Active Community Join a friendly and active community always ready to help and share adventures Join us and start your adventure in the incredible world of All The Mods 10 We look forward to seeing you on the server

    Updated October 17, 2024

    Players: 92/400 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Secret Passages Found: 4 Infernal Machines Built: 1
    Evil Twin Fights: 3 Lunar Eclipses Witnessed: 2
    Demon Skulls Collected: 10 Players Killed by Monsters: 5958
    Celestial Events Witnessed: 2 Crystal Wands Charged: 11
    Epic Bosses Defeated: 2 Unbreakable Chains Forged: 6

    Random Fact: Whimsical Truth: A player found a patch of grass that giggles when you walk on it—it’s impossible to walk by without smiling.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • bosscraft.pl

    bosscraft.pl

    I invite you to the new server bosscraft.pl survival plots

    lots of opportunities to have great fun, developed server and store, lots of ranks and other items that diversify your fun, come join us

    Updated October 17, 2024

    Players: 96/200 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Doomsday Clocks Constructed: 2 Mines Excavated: 2168
    Cosmic Hamsters Found: 4 Necronomicon Pages Collected: 4
    Runes Activated: 5 Mystical Artifacts Crafted: 5
    Goblin Markets Raided: 10 Gryphons Tamed: 2
    Dragons Adopted as Pets: 4 Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered: 5

    Random Fact: Legendary Tale: A phantom knight once handed over a magical scroll in exchange for a cup of tea—how polite!

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • The Out-of-This-World Realm of Celestial Chaos and Confusion… also with modded nations

    The Out-of-This-World Realm of Celestial Chaos and Confusion… also with modded nations
    CelestialRealm: War and Peace Edition 24/7

    Welcome to CelestialRealm: War and Peace Edition 24/7 Where Legends are Forged Through War, Diplomacy, and Economic Prowess.

    Epic War and Conflict Forge your destiny from the ground up. Lead your nation to triumph or claw your way out of poverty through sheer determination. Engage in massive wars that shake the server, where tactics, alliances, and strategic planning determine who rises to power. In this dynamic realm, confrontations shape the world, with nations battling for supremacy in thrilling large-scale clashes—or forging peace for strategic gain.

    Master the Economy Build an empire of wealth with our sophisticated economy plugins. Whether setting up online shops, auctioning rare items, or managing sign shops, the server’s dynamic economy rewards those willing to take risks. With comprehensive guides available, mastering trade, finance, and resource management has never been easier.

    Bounties, Quests, and Exploration For the lone wolves and adventurers, hunt player bounties, loot treasures from fallen enemies, and complete quests for valuable rewards. The world is filled with rare items and hidden resources waiting to be discovered, fueling personal progression and power.

    A Global Political Arena: The United Nations System Join the in-game United Nations to shape global politics. Power shifts through Borda count elections and party plurality. Run for executive positions, participate in court trials, or uphold global laws as part of the UN Police. Diplomacy is crucial, and the power to influence world events is yours to wield.

    Forming Nations and Earning Perks Creating a nation is no easy feat. The cost encourages players to unite under a few powerful factions, leading to a balanced yet competitive atmosphere. Each nation boasts unique perks, but wise resource management and diplomacy are essential for survival and success.

    Comprehensive Tutorials & Reliable Support Whether you’re a veteran or a newcomer, our extensive documentation ensures you’ll never feel lost. The server owner, Gluon, is always available on Discord to help you thrive and grow.

    Player-Centric Experience With a non-playing owner, the server remains fair and balanced. No nation enjoys an advantage from the owner, ensuring an entirely player-driven world where your actions shape the course of history.

    Modded Experience for a Richer World Explore a vast array of mods that enhance gameplay, from world generation and animations to combat and quests. Notable mods include: – Terralith: Experience diverse biomes and unique landscapes. – Origins (Forge): Choose from different classes to gain unique abilities. – The Twilight Forest & The Aether: Venture into mystical dimensions for rare loot. – Bountiful & FTB Quests: Take on quests for rewards, giving you a clear path for progression. – MrCrayfish’s Furniture Mod: Customize your builds with unique decorations.

    Join CelestialRealm Today and Shape History! Immerse yourself in a world where war and peace collide. Will you rise as a shrewd diplomat, a fearsome warlord, or a wealthy entrepreneur? The choice is yours.

    To join, contact me here, or on discord @goofiusgwape or @gluonmaster

    Or just use this conveniently placed link: https://discord.gg/HMJ2qkQQWx

    FAQ

    How do I join the server?

    To join the server, simply click on the provided Discord link and reach out to either goofiusgwape or gluonmaster for access.

    What makes this server unique?

    CelestialRealm offers a dynamic gameplay experience focused on war, diplomacy, and economics. The United Nations system and modded gameplay enhance the overall immersive experience.

    Is there a cost to creating a nation?

    Creating a nation on CelestialRealm comes with a cost to encourage players to unite under powerful factions. This helps maintain a balanced yet competitive atmosphere.

    Can I get help or support if I’m new to the server?

    Absolutely! The server owner, Gluon, is available on Discord to provide extensive support and guidance to new and veteran players alike. Comprehensive tutorials are also available.

    Are there any specific rules or guidelines to follow on the server?

    CelestialRealm follows a set of rules and guidelines to ensure fair gameplay and a positive community environment. These rules cover areas such as player conduct, cheating, and respectful behavior towards others.

    What mods are included in the server?

    The server includes mods such as Terralith, Origins (Forge), The Twilight Forest, The Aether, Bountiful, FTB Quests, and MrCrayfish’s Furniture Mod. These mods enhance gameplay and offer diverse experiences for players.

    Updated October 17, 2024

    Players: 101/700 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Shadow Wolves Tamed: 1 Dragon Scales Harvested: 121
    Mimic Chests Discovered: 1 Villages Defended: 6
    Eternal Flames Captured: 4 Ancient Guardians Awoken: 1
    Potions Brewed: 176 Rune Stones Activated: 4
    Lunar Eclipses Witnessed: 3 Friendship Bracelets Exchanged: 60

    Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player once brewed a potion that made their pet bunny fly—it’s now the most popular bunny in the skies.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • Pixelated Tokyo Minecraft Server

    Pixelated Tokyo Minecraft Server
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where you’re just mining and crafting all day? Well, fear no more, my fellow gaijin san pureesu stoppu! Our server is so outrageous, even the creepers are doing stand-up comedy routines.

    Join us for epic battles against zombie chickens riding on the backs of skeleton horses, or take a break and relax in our luxurious hot tub filled with lava (don’t worry, we have fireproof swimsuits). And if you’re feeling really adventurous, try your hand at our legendary parkour course, where the prize at the end is a diamond-encrusted golden carrot.

    But that’s not all! We also have a secret underground disco party hosted by a group of dancing endermen, and every Friday night we have a fireworks show that puts the Fourth of July to shame.

    So what are you waiting for? Come join us on the most insane Minecraft server you’ll ever experience. Just be sure to bring your sense of humor and a healthy dose of madness!

    Updated October 17, 2024

    Players: 101/700 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Infinite Doors Opened: 3 Infinity Gauntlets Forged: 0
    Ghost Trains Ridden: 0 Mineshafts Explored: 2
    Wizards Turned into Frogs: 2 Holy Grails Found: 3
    Corrupted Trees Chopped: 5 Mystic Runes Engraved: 5
    Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built: 7 Celestial Dragons Tamed: 3

    Random Fact: Wholesome Truth: A player discovered a hidden cave full of glowing crystals—it’s now a popular spot for quiet reflection and wonder.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • What The Frick Minecraft SMP

    What The Frick Minecraft SMP
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where everyone is just building the same old houses and farms? Well, look no further because our SMP is the craziest, wildest server out there! We’ve got players doing things that will make you say “wtf” on a regular basis.

    One time, someone built a roller coaster that went straight into a volcano and somehow survived! Another player tried to tame a pack of wild wolves by serenading them with Taylor Swift songs. And don’t even get me started on the time someone tried to recreate the entire Eiffel Tower out of diamond blocks… let’s just say it didn’t end well.

    But hey, if you’re looking for a server where anything goes and chaos reigns supreme, then this is the place for you. Join us and become part of the madness! Just be prepared for the unexpected and maybe invest in some diamond armor while you’re at it. Trust us, you’re gonna need it.

    Updated October 17, 2024

    Players: 101/200 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Dungeon Sieges Launched: 9 Immortal Anvils Forged: 8
    Ender Dragon Reincarnations: 2 Giant Mushrooms Cultivated: 3
    Cosmic Pies Baked: 7 Crops Grown: 6600
    Lost Cities Unearthed: 1 Galactic Jellyfish Caught: 4
    Chimeras Created: 2 Parallel Universes Unraveled: 2

    Random Fact: Wild Fact: Every time a mimic chest is discovered, it doubles the amount of loot in the next treasure found.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • CrushCraft: No Loans for Love

    CrushCraft: No Loans for Love
    Welcome to our Minecraft server, where drama is always brewing just like a witch’s cauldron! Join us for a rollercoaster of emotions and betrayal, just like in this wild story of friendship turned sour.

    Imagine building your dream castle only to have your best friend swoop in and claim it as their own, just like Mia did with Jake! Will you be the hero who stands up for what’s right, or will you let the drama unfold like a juicy soap opera?

    And if you ever find yourself in a pickle like lending $500 to a friend who betrayed you, fear not! Our server is full of generous players who will help you out in your time of need, no questions asked (except maybe for some diamonds in return).

    So come join us on this crazy adventure, where friendships are tested, alliances are made, and drama is always on the menu. Who needs reality TV when you have our Minecraft server?

    Updated October 17, 2024

    Players: 98/600 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 5.0 / 5
    Lost Artifacts Recovered: 4 Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found: 3
    Dragons Tamed: 1 Cursed Artifacts Recovered: 29
    Mystery Villagers Spotted: 4 Meteor Showers Witnessed: 3
    Immortal Potions Brewed: 5 Endless Legions Commanded: 40
    Phantom Horses Ridden: 2 Spontaneous Duels Fought: 10

    Random Fact: Mystic Knowledge: The more celestial gardens you plant, the more likely you are to meet a wandering spirit.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • UndoItAll Minecraft SMP

    UndoItAll Minecraft SMP
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding diamonds? Well, look no further because our SMP is the place to be!

    Join us if you want to be part of a server where the players are so skilled, they can build a functioning time machine out of redstone and slime blocks. That’s right, we’ve got players who can undo any invention they want, just for fun!

    Imagine the chaos of going back in time and preventing the invention of the diamond pickaxe. No more mining for hours on end, just pure chaos and hilarity as everyone scrambles to find a new way to survive in this crazy world.

    So come join us on our one-of-a-kind SMP, where anything is possible and the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a little bit of redstone knowledge). Who knows, you might just find yourself undoing the most game-changing invention of all time!

    Updated October 17, 2024

    Players: 91/300 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Time Loop Anomalies Resolved: 0 Animals Bred: 53
    Evil Portals Destroyed: 2 Magic Scrolls Discovered: 9
    Shadow Figures Spotted: 8 Forgotten Legends Remembered: 6
    Dragons Tamed: 7 Phantom Blocks Placed: 4
    Lost Artifacts Recovered: 4 Epic Quests Completed: 9

    Random Fact: Legend has it that the last time someone opened a haunted chest, they found a singing teapot inside!

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • CraftyTwistMC

    CraftyTwistMC
    Are you ready for the ultimate plot twist of your Minecraft life? Join our server and prepare to have your mind blown like never before! Our server is like a rollercoaster of surprises, with twists and turns at every corner.

    Picture this: you’re peacefully mining for diamonds when suddenly, a group of friendly creepers come out of nowhere and start dancing the Macarena with you. Or how about this: you stumble upon a secret underground disco party where the zombies are breakdancing and the skeletons are DJing.

    But wait, there’s more! Just when you think you’ve seen it all, a giant flying pig swoops down from the sky and challenges you to a game of Minecraft chess. And if you win, you get to ride off into the sunset on a rainbow unicorn.

    So if you’re ready for a Minecraft experience like no other, join our server and get ready for the craziest plot twists of your life!

    Updated October 17, 2024

    Players: 107/700 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Starry Nights Enjoyed: 50 Cosmic Pies Baked: 7
    Bizarre Potions Brewed: 17 Unsolvable Puzzles Solved: 2
    Wyrmholes Dug: 10 Goblin Armies Outwitted: 7
    Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built: 1 Ghost Miner’s Tools Found: 4
    Omnipotent Charms Created: 3 Teleportation Mishaps: 5

    Random Fact: Sweet Lore: A player once tamed a unicorn by offering it a sugar cube—it now follows them everywhere, leaving a trail of sparkles.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • VaxCraft: Mumps Outbreak Response

    VaxCraft: Mumps Outbreak Response
    yo, u gotta join dis cray cray minecraft server, cuz like, we got mumps goin’ around in some nations but we got da cure! just take a third dose of our special mumps vaccine and u’ll be protected from all da craziness goin’ on.

    we got mathematical models showin’ dat dis vaccine can reduce transmission and prevent da disease in da peeps who need it da most. so come on over and let’s fight off dem mumps together while buildin’ epic structures and havin’ a blast in da game! ain’t no mumps gonna bring us down when we got dis vaccine on our side. join now and let’s get rid of dem pesky mumps once and for all! 🤪🎮👾

    Updated October 17, 2024

    Players: 104/200 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Wishing Wells Wished Upon: 14 Royal Decrees Issued: 2
    Cursed Scrolls Read: 4 Phantom Rings Equipped: 11
    Cursed Taverns Survived: 2 Pirate Ships Raided: 0
    Magical Beanstalks Grown: 4 Animals Bred: 185
    Love Letters Sent: 4 Evil Twin Fights: 4

    Random Fact: Magical Trivia: One player managed to defeat an epic boss with nothing but enchanted breadsticks—no joke!

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • Skeleton SMP

    Skeleton SMP

    Welcome to the best survival server!

    Are you bord of the servers with too many plugins and scams? I was too! Here we just have /trade, and oneplayersleep!

    Updated October 17, 2024

    Players: 106/500 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Endless Night Skies: 4 Crystal Palaces Visited: 2
    Omnipotent Charms Created: 4 Cursed Artifacts Uncovered: 4
    Cursed Gauntlets Discovered: 8 Ender Pearl Glitches: 3
    Dragon Eggs Hatched: 1 Cursed Lands Purified: 9
    Unicorn Parades Witnessed: 1 Zombie Dances: 1

    Random Fact: Magical Trivia: One player managed to defeat an epic boss with nothing but enchanted breadsticks—no joke!

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • Cucaracha Players

    Cucaracha Players

    Dig a hole and survive. – Minecraft Server Technical – CucarachaPlayers is a friendly and family-friendly network for cockroaches. You will be fine in the sewers, there is no better place than the underground, the perfect place to stay alive while the surface explodes.

    Updated October 17, 2024

    Players: 103/100 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Gryphons Tamed: 1 Cursed Swords Broken: 3
    Forbidden Doors Opened: 3 Reality Warps Survived: 0
    Cozy Campfires Lit: 11 Magical Familiars Summoned: 5
    Enchanted Armories Found: 9 Invisible Walls Found: 4
    Herobrine Sightings: 1 Mysterious Obelisks Activated: 4

    Random Fact: Magical Moment: The last tea party held in the enchanted forest had talking teacups—they love to chat about the weather.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • Pixel Pals Minecraft Server

    Pixel Pals Minecraft Server
    Looking for a Minecraft server that’s more lit than a creeper explosion? Join us at [Server Name] where the fun never stops! We’ve got a crew of wacky YouTubers and Twitch streamers like Onolumi, Tomomi Toraya, and Kiki who will keep you entertained for hours on end.

    But wait, there’s more! Our server is so epic, it’s been rumored that Herobrine himself logs on to play with us. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the legendary Diamond Chicken that lays diamonds instead of eggs.

    So why wait? Join us at [Server Name] where the adventures are as wild as a pack of wolves on a full moon night. Trust us, you won’t regret it!

    Updated October 17, 2024

    Players: 96/700 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Spectral Entities Defeated: 7 Unbreakable Curses Broken: 1
    Titanic Battles Fought: 15 Meteorite Armor Created: 30
    Infinity Gauntlets Forged: 1 Divine Relics Bestowed: 11
    Orbs of Power Found: 10 Doomsday Clocks Constructed: 0
    Elemental Crystals Collected: 100 Celestial Events Witnessed: 2

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: A catgirl once traded her friendship bracelet for an ancient relic—best decision ever.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • BoomerParents60s Minecraft SMP

    BoomerParents60s Minecraft SMP
    Are you tired of being the only one in your family who can’t join the senior citizen discount club? Well, fear not, because on our Minecraft SMP, we have a thriving community of players who are all in their golden years! Join us and never feel lonely again as you build, mine, and craft with your fellow elderly gamers. Who needs bingo night when you can have block-building fun with us?

    Plus, rumor has it that our server is actually a secret government experiment to see if old folks can still dominate in PvP battles. So grab your walking stick and get ready to show those young whippersnappers who’s boss in the virtual world!

    Updated October 17, 2024

    Players: 96/900 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Ancient Ruins Explored: 5 Elemental Forces Harnessed: 7
    Mines Excavated: 4340 Mystic Runes Engraved: 3
    Demonic Pacts Formed: 3 Dragon Hoards Looted: 1
    Nether Portals Gone Wrong: 1 Galactic Jellyfish Caught: 3
    Royal Courts Attended: 0 Orbs of Power Found: 9

    Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a wishing well that actually grants wishes—it’s now surrounded by flowers and good vibes.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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