DogHouseMC | New Minecraft Servers 2024

5 Cent Minecraft Server

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding a new block of dirt? Well, look no further because on our server, we have flying pigs that shoot laser beams out of their eyes! That’s right, you heard me correctly. And if that’s not enough to get you to join, we also have a secret underground disco party where the creepers are the best dancers. Trust me, you won’t find this level of insanity anywhere else. So come join us and let’s make some unforgettable memories together. Plus, we accept payment in the form of shiny rocks and unicorn tears. See you there!

Updated October 10, 2024

Players:	103/200	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Phantom Horses Ridden:	4	Epic Quests Completed:	21
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	4	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	46
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	9	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1
Undead Armies Raised:	2	Eclipse Rings Activated:	3

Random Fact: Surprising But True: The last rainstorm ended with a double rainbow and a pot of gold—it’s now a community treasure.

Elliot’s Funny Minecraft SMP Adventure

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Welcome to the most chaotic Minecraft SMP you’ll ever experience! We’ve got more drama than a soap opera and more pranks than a clown convention. Join us if you want to witness the legendary Elliot episode where he accidentally turned the entire server into llamas.

But that’s not all, folks! Our PvP battles are so intense, they make the Ender Dragon look like a cute little baby chicken. And don’t even get us started on our building competitions – let’s just say there’s a reason why we had to ban TNT from being used in them.

So why should you join this insane Minecraft SMP? Well, where else can you find a community of players who are just as crazy as you are? Plus, rumor has it that there’s a secret treasure hidden somewhere on the map that will make you the richest player in all of Minecraft.

So what are you waiting for? Come join us and see if you have what it takes to survive the madness of this Minecraft SMP!

Updated October 10, 2024

Players:	97/900	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Arcane Towers Raised:	5	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	1
Treasure Maps Found:	5	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	20
Phantom Ships Sailed:	2	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	2
Reality Warps Survived:	0	Enchanted Armories Found:	7
Meteorites Collected:	2	Epic Mounts Acquired:	8

Random Fact: Magical Mystery: A player tamed a dragon only to find it loves tea parties—talk about an unexpected guest!

LawnCareHustle Minecraft Server

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Looking for a Minecraft server that will make you forget about your husband’s lawn service drama? Look no further! Join our server and escape to a world where the only thing you have to worry about is building the coolest castle.

Our server is so fun, even your husband will forget about his lawn troubles. He’ll be too busy mining for diamonds and battling creepers to even remember to ask you to pay the bills.

And don’t worry about snow removal here – our virtual world is always sunny and snow-free! Join now and let your daughter and you become the ultimate lawn care and snow removal experts in Minecraft. Who needs a lawn service when you have a pickaxe and a shovel?

So come on, join our server and leave all your real-life problems behind. Trust us, it’s way more fun to build a virtual empire than to argue about lawn care.

Updated October 10, 2024

Players:	90/200	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Ores Mined:	6908	Demonic Pacts Formed:	0
Pirate Ships Raided:	1	Phoenix Feathers Found:	13
Dragon Eggs Found:	9570	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	7
Divine Spears Created:	14	Legendary Scepters Created:	4
Herobrine Sightings:	8	Twisted Realms Survived:	2

Random Fact: Insider Scoop: Whispering shadows are known to hum lullabies when no one’s listening.

No Apology Accepted!

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Hey there, fellow Minecrafters! Are you tired of boring servers with no drama? Well, do we have the server for you!

Join our server and experience the thrill of plant drama like never before. Imagine logging in to find your virtual plants bone dry and dead because your friend forgot to water them. The horror!

But wait, there’s more! Engage in intense voicemail battles with your friends over the importance of plant souls. Who knew pixels could be so emotional?

And don’t worry, we’ve got plenty of excuses for you to use when your virtual plants meet their untimely demise. “I didn’t realize you needed that one inside” is just the beginning.

So come on down to our server and let the plant wars begin. Who will come out on top in this epic battle of green thumbs? Join now and find out!

Updated October 10, 2024

Players:	104/500	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Phantom Horses Ridden:	1	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	0
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	3	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	0
Alien Abductions:	5	Whispering Shadows Heard:	5
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2	Endless Mazes Solved:	1
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3	Time-Warping Watches Found:	3

Random Fact: Did you know? The most recent world-altering spell accidentally turned a mountain into a giant chocolate cake.

CubicleCraft SMP: BullyBeGone!

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Are you tired of getting griefed by your so-called “friends” on other servers? Well, fear not, because on our Minecraft SMP, we have a strict no-bullying policy! In fact, we have a team of trained llamas who will spit on anyone who tries to bully you. Trust us, you don’t want to mess with those llamas.

One time, a player tried to bully me by stealing all my diamonds and building a giant statue of themselves right in front of my house. But little did they know, I had a secret weapon – a pet creeper named Bob. Bob may have exploded my house in the process, but at least that bully got what was coming to them.

So if you’re tired of dealing with workplace bullying on other servers, come join us! We promise you’ll never have to worry about getting griefed again. Plus, our llamas are really good at giving hugs.

Updated October 10, 2024

Players:	106/900	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	3	Rainbows Spotted:	3
Animals Bred:	100	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	3
Celestial Events Witnessed:	2	Dragonkin Hatched:	3
Orbs of Power Found:	4	Alternate Realities Explored:	3
Crystal Wands Charged:	7	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	2

Random Fact: Surprising But True: The last rainstorm ended with a double rainbow and a pot of gold—it’s now a community treasure.

LoudCarLamentCraft

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Are you tired of getting your eardrums blasted by guys with very loud cars? Well, we have the perfect solution for you – join our Minecraft server! Our virtual world is a car-free zone, so you can mine, build, and explore in peace without any revving engines ruining your vibe.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a secret underground society of llamas who have mastered the art of disco dancing. Join them in their underground llama dance parties and boogie down like never before.

And if you’re feeling adventurous, take a trip to the enchanted forest where the trees whisper secrets and the animals can talk. Who knows what kind of wacky adventures you’ll get into with our magical woodland creatures?

So say goodbye to the noise pollution of guys with very loud cars and hello to a world of endless fun and silliness on our Minecraft server. Join us today and let the craziness begin!

Updated October 10, 2024

Players:	108/200	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Soul Swords Wielded:	5	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	4
Animals Bred:	77	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	5
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	1	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	3
Cosmic Pies Baked:	6	Twisted Realms Survived:	3
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	2	Eternal Flames Captured:	6

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a rainbow that they could pick up and carry—now it’s the ultimate fashion accessory.

BidenCraftUltimatum

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So, like, this server is totally off the chain, man. Like, imagine this: you log in and suddenly you’re in a world where Netanyahu is giving ultimatums left and right, like “Talk to Biden or else!” And then Gallant is all like “Nah man, I need Cabinet approval first.” It’s like a political drama but in Minecraft form, dude.

But wait, there’s more! You can join in on the fun and be part of the crazy negotiations between world leaders. Will you be the peacemaker or the troublemaker? The choice is yours, my friend.

Plus, there are epic quests and challenges that will make your head spin. Like, one time I had to fight a dragon while balancing a stack of pancakes on my head. It was wild, man.

So, if you’re looking for a server that will keep you on your toes and make you laugh till your sides hurt, then this is the place for you. Come join us and let’s make some Minecraft magic happen, baby!

Updated October 10, 2024

Players:	107/300	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Fairy Circles Danced In:	8	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	4
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	12	Celestial Beings Befriended:	4
Dark Rituals Completed:	8	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	3
Unicorn Sightings:	1	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	15
Divine Scrolls Written:	5	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0

Random Fact: Did you know? The server’s cozy campfires never go out, even in the rain!

Jumping Universe Showdown

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Yo, you ever wanted to prove infinite universes exist by joining a Minecraft server? Well, this is the place for you! We got players jumping between universes like it’s nobody’s business. Imagine a universe where pigs can fly and creepers give out hugs instead of explosions. That’s the kind of crazy stuff you’ll see on this server. Plus, we have a secret underground base where we keep all the rarest items in the game. Join us and become a multiverse explorer today!

Updated October 10, 2024

Players:	108/1000	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Fairy Circles Danced In:	9	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	32
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	12	Villages Defended:	9
Infinite Doors Opened:	3	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	4
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	6	Legendary Titles Earned:	3
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	2	Curse of Binding Applied:	5

Random Fact: Whimsical Truth: A player found a patch of grass that giggles when you walk on it—it’s impossible to walk by without smiling.

NovarusMC: Where the only thing semi-vanilla is the ice cream! Get ready to battle it out in PvP!

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Server Name	NovarusMC
Type	Geopolitical Minecraft Server
Features	– Create nations, cultures, religions, lore– Infinite possibilities– Open world transportation– Wars, politics and roleplay
Website	Visit website

FAQ

1. Can I create my own nation on the server?

Yes, you can create your own nation with its own culture, religion, and lore.

2. Are there restrictions on player interactions?

There are no TP commands on the server, encouraging more player interaction and open world transportation.

3. How are ores separated between biomes?

Ores are separated between biomes to encourage more player interaction and exploration.

4. Can I start wars on the server?

Yes, you can start wars, get into politics, and create your own roleplay character.

5. Is there a Discord community for the server?

Yes, you can join the Discord community at https://discord.gg/QBCS7kmSHy

Updated October 10, 2024

Players:	93/1000	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Crystal Palaces Visited:	1	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	4
Falling into the Void:	1	Gnome Villages Protected:	5
Soul Contracts Signed:	5	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	5
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	4	Meteorite Armor Created:	17
Titanic Battles Fought:	18	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	4

Random Fact: Sweet Fact: Someone enchanted their pen to write love letters on its own—it’s been sending notes to all the nearby villagers.

BondCraft Minecraft Server

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Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers? Well, have we got a treat for you! Our server is like if James Bond and Hitman had a love child and it was raised in the world of Minecraft. Imagine sneaking around, taking out enemies with style, and saving the world one block at a time. Join us for the ultimate spy experience and see if you have what it takes to be the next blocky Bond!

Updated October 10, 2024

Players:	101/200	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Legendary Scepters Created:	3	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	11
World-Altering Spells Cast:	1	Mimic Chests Discovered:	3
Cursed Villages Purged:	2	Players Killed by Monsters:	246
Herobrine Sightings:	0	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	2
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0	Titanic Battles Fought:	30

Random Fact: Mystic Knowledge: The more celestial gardens you plant, the more likely you are to meet a wandering spirit.

Grid Mania Minecraft SMP

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where nothing exciting ever happens? Well, look no further because on our server, Rikka’s thighs are so fat because she’s been doing squats in Minecraft for hours on end! Join us for a chance to witness this epic feat of virtual fitness and maybe even challenge her to a thigh-off competition. Who knows, you might even get a special prize for participating! So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and let the hilarity ensue!

Updated October 10, 2024

Players:	96/100	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Ores Mined:	3043	Magical Moments Shared:	29
Powerful Allies Recruited:	8	Runes Activated:	3
Evil Lairs Raided:	6	Treasure Maps Found:	11
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	85	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	15
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	8	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	8

Random Fact: Legendary Lore: Every time an ancient relic is unearthed, a lost city somewhere trembles in fear.

LessonsInMinecraftSMP

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where all you do is mine and build? Well, look no further because our SMP is the craziest place on the block! Join us for epic adventures, insane challenges, and wacky shenanigans that will have you laughing until your diamond armor breaks!

Forget about life lessons, on our server you’ll learn the most important lesson of all: how to survive a zombie apocalypse while riding a pig! Trust us, it’s a skill you’ll definitely need in real life.

Join now and become part of our wacky community where anything can happen, from building a rollercoaster that launches you into outer space to battling a giant chicken boss that shoots fireballs out of its beak. Don’t miss out on the fun, join today and let the madness begin!

Updated October 10, 2024

Players:	97/600	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	1	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	10
Mythical Quests Completed:	47	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	3	Phantom Blocks Placed:	10
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	3	Twisted Realms Survived:	3
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	2	Void Gems Collected:	39

Random Fact: Magical Insight: Moonlit rituals are believed to be more powerful if performed while wearing socks on your hands.

DreamCrafters

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is watching grass grow? Well, look no further because our server is the ultimate sleep talker’s paradise! Join us and you’ll hear the most bizarre and hilarious sleep talking conversations that will have you laughing for hours.

Picture this: you’re mining for diamonds in the depths of the earth when suddenly, you hear someone mumbling about flying pigs and talking creepers. Or maybe you’re building a majestic castle when out of nowhere, someone starts reciting the entire Bee Movie script in their sleep. The possibilities are endless on our server!

But that’s not all – we also have legendary treasure hunts where the loot is so valuable, it’ll make your diamond armor look like a pile of dirt. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the secret underground disco party where the zombies know how to bust a move.

So why wait? Join our server now and experience the wackiest, most entertaining Minecraft adventures you’ll ever have! Just be sure to bring your sense of humor and a healthy dose of insanity.

Updated October 10, 2024

Players:	101/1000	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Endless Legions Commanded:	31	Werewolf Howls Heard:	5
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1	Divine Scrolls Written:	8
Demon Skulls Collected:	11	Demonic Pacts Formed:	3
Herobrine Sightings:	7	Dragonkin Hatched:	2
Spectral Entities Defeated:	2	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	4

Random Fact: Insider Fact: Invisible pathways are rumored to lead straight to the end of the rainbow, where a pot of gold awaits.

CraftyTerrorMasters

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u know what else is behind spike? this MINECRAFT server! come join us for some epic adventures and crazy shenanigans! we got creepers that dance the macarena, skeletons that tell knock knock jokes, and zombies that do the cha cha slide!

our server is so lit, even MI5 spy chief is talking about it! they said joining our server is the only way to stop Moscow and Tehran from causing terror plots! so come on, grab your pickaxe and let’s save the world one block at a time!

plus, we have a secret underground base where we keep all the rarest diamonds and emeralds! and rumor has it, Herobrine himself hangs out there on weekends! so what are you waiting for? join our server now and be part of the craziest Minecraft community ever!

Updated October 10, 2024

Players:	99/400	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	0
Epic Battles Fought:	18	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	1
Evil Portals Destroyed:	1	Love Letters Sent:	2
Void Gems Collected:	25	Haunted Mines Explored:	3
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	6	Eerie Music Discs Played:	5

Random Fact: Did you know? The most recent world-altering spell accidentally turned a mountain into a giant chocolate cake.

Microbiome Wars: Guilds Clash

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so like, we got this epic minecraft server where we got these two crazy guilds competing against each other like it’s the hunger games or something. the researchers say there’s this core microbiome thing going on, but we just call it a bunch of nerdy stuff. join our server and be part of the epic battle for dominance! who will come out on top? only the craziest players will survive and thrive in this wacky world. come join us and be part of the madness!

Updated October 10, 2024

Players:	102/100	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	7	Pirate Ships Raided:	1
Crystal Palaces Visited:	2	Royal Decrees Issued:	5
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	19	Forbidden Relics Collected:	8
Infernal Machines Built:	2	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	10
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2	Portal Loops Escaped:	1

Random Fact: Adorable Truth: A kitten was found napping inside an enchanted book—it now helps with all reading-related quests.

Players:	93/300	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Glitched Entities Encountered:	4	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	2
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	1	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	6
Cozy Campfires Lit:	9	Living Shadows Defeated:	4
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0	Soul Swords Wielded:	5
Legendary Scepters Created:	8	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	2