Are you tired of being judged for not liking dogs? Do you want a safe space where you can DIY without the fear of being sniffed by a random yellow lab? Then come join our Minecraft server, where dogs are strictly prohibited and assholes are welcomed with open arms!

We promise that no one will tell you to “just be okay with dogs” or call you an asshole for simply wanting to shop in peace. Our community is filled with like-minded individuals who understand the struggle of dealing with overzealous dog owners.

So if you’re looking for a server where you can build and craft without the fear of being judged, join us now! And remember, on our server, the only sniffing allowed is the scent of victory as you conquer the virtual world!

Updated October 18, 2024

Players: 97/800 Uptime: 98%
Rating: 4.9 / 5
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered: 2 Infernal Machines Built: 1
Battle Standards Raised: 10 Starry Nights Enjoyed: 50
Tesseract Cubes Discovered: 1 Void Armor Forged: 15
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered: 2 Powerful Allies Recruited: 2
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled: 54 Herobrine Sightings: 6

Random Fact: Did You Hear? Someone brewed a potion that made everyone around them giggle uncontrollably—it’s the latest party trick!

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