Are you tired of being judged for not liking dogs? Do you want a safe space where you can DIY without the fear of being sniffed by a random yellow lab? Then come join our Minecraft server, where dogs are strictly prohibited and assholes are welcomed with open arms!

We promise that no one will tell you to “just be okay with dogs” or call you an asshole for simply wanting to shop in peace. Our community is filled with like-minded individuals who understand the struggle of dealing with overzealous dog owners.

So if you’re looking for a server where you can build and craft without the fear of being judged, join us now! And remember, on our server, the only sniffing allowed is the scent of victory as you conquer the virtual world!

Updated October 18, 2024

Players: 98/400 Uptime: 95%
Rating: 4.6 / 5
Immortal Potions Brewed: 8 Teleportation Mishaps: 1
Divine Relics Bestowed: 15 God-Killer Bows Constructed: 7
Ancient Dragons Awakened: 1 Goblin Armies Outwitted: 6
Crystal Wands Charged: 12 Epic Battles Fought: 11
Ores Mined: 5097 Mystical Artifacts Crafted: 13

Random Fact: Magical Fact: A player once brewed a potion that turned their pet into a talking companion—it always knows just what to say.

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