Are you tired of being judged for not liking dogs? Do you want a safe space where you can DIY without the fear of being sniffed by a random yellow lab? Then come join our Minecraft server, where dogs are strictly prohibited and assholes are welcomed with open arms!

We promise that no one will tell you to “just be okay with dogs” or call you an asshole for simply wanting to shop in peace. Our community is filled with like-minded individuals who understand the struggle of dealing with overzealous dog owners.

So if you’re looking for a server where you can build and craft without the fear of being judged, join us now! And remember, on our server, the only sniffing allowed is the scent of victory as you conquer the virtual world!

Updated October 18, 2024

Players: 101/800 Uptime: 100%
Rating: 4.4 / 5
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered: 4 Invisible Pathways Walked: 8
Talking Trees Consulted: 3 Epic Weapons Forged: 5
Unholy Rituals Interrupted: 2 Vanishing Structures Built: 4
Infinity Gauntlets Forged: 2 Epic Bosses Defeated: 5
Dimensional Rifts Closed: 3 Ender Pearl Glitches: 5

Random Fact: Heartwarming Moment: A friendship bracelet exchange led to the discovery of a hidden portal—turns out, it opens to a world full of fluffy bunnies.

New Minecraft Servers

  • TalentlessButCool

    TalentlessButCool
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old quests and challenges? Well, look no further because our server is the wackiest, wildest, and weirdest one out there!

    Join us if you want to showcase your not-so-useful talents like juggling chickens, speaking in reverse, or reciting the alphabet backward while doing a handstand. We embrace all the weird and wonderful talents that make you, well, you!

    But that’s not all – our server is also home to the legendary Chicken Whisperer, who can communicate with our feathered friends in ways you never thought possible. Rumor has it that the chickens even help you mine diamonds if you can impress them with your best chicken impression.

    So why wait? Join our server today and let your freak flag fly high as you embark on the craziest Minecraft adventure of your life! Who knows, you might even discover a hidden talent for llama grooming or underwater basket weaving along the way. The possibilities are endless, just like the laughs you’ll have on our server!

    Updated October 18, 2024

    Players: 90/100 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Forbidden Doors Opened: 1 Orbs of Power Found: 4
    Unseen Monsters Slain: 6 Mystic Runes Engraved: 7
    Epic Mounts Acquired: 7 Unbreakable Chains Forged: 5
    Ethereal Dreams Experienced: 19 Astral Mages Summoned: 2
    God-Tier Weapons Forged: 42 Blood Moons Survived: 2

    Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a magical teapot that pours endless hot chocolate—it’s now the most popular spot in town!

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • Calorie Burner Rest Stop Walks

    Calorie Burner Rest Stop Walks
    So like, yo, u gotta join dis cray cray Minecraft server, cuz like, we got da most lit adventures eva! Like, imagine walkin’ in da game, right? But instead of just walkin’ straight, u gotta take mad stops along da way to burn dem calories! It’s like a workout in da game, fam!

    So like, u start walkin’ and den u gotta stop and do some crazy challenges to keep goin’. Like, maybe u gotta fight off a horde of zombie pigs or build a tower of llamas to reach da next level. It’s like a boot camp in da Minecraft world, but way more fun!

    And get dis, u gotta use more energy to start walkin’ again after each stop, so u burn even more calories! It’s like a never-ending cycle of exercise and adventure, all in one epic server. So come join us and get ready to sweat in da most epic way possible!

    Updated October 18, 2024

    Players: 100/600 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 5.0 / 5
    Shadow Wolves Tamed: 1 Epic Battles Fought: 10
    Vanishing Items Found: 8 Pirate Ships Raided: 3
    Lost Souls Rescued: 6 Unholy Beasts Tamed: 3
    Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered: 3 Cosmic Entities Communed With: 1
    Warlock Amulets Crafted: 14 Nether Portals Gone Wrong: 2

    Random Fact: Surprising But True: The last rainstorm ended with a double rainbow and a pot of gold—it’s now a community treasure.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • TerraCrafts Survival

    TerraCrafts Survival

    Welcome to TerraCrafts! Server IP: MC.TerraCrafts.com Game: Minecraft Java Dive into a world of adventure, exploration, and survival in TerraCrafts, the ultimate Minecraft experience! Whether you’re a builder, an adventurer, or a fighter, our server has something for everyone. Server IP: MC.TerraCrafts.com

    Updated October 18, 2024

    Players: 91/1000 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Farms Harvested: 522 Mythical Swords Crafted: 40
    Flesh-Eating Plants Grown: 2 Emeralds Found: 3092
    God-Tier Weapons Forged: 10 Dragons Tamed: 3
    Cursed Swords Broken: 1 Mystery Villagers Spotted: 5
    Curse of Binding Applied: 2 Glorious Feasts Held: 15

    Random Fact: Mystic Knowledge: The more celestial gardens you plant, the more likely you are to meet a wandering spirit.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • Tophat

    Tophat

    Welcome to Tophat Minecraft Server!

    Join our vibrant community and experience thrilling gameplay in a unique BoxPvP environment! Whether you’re a veteran combatant or just starting your adventure, Tophat offers a dynamic arena where strategy and skill come together for epic battles.

    Features: – BoxPvP Arena: Engage in fast-paced, action-packed matches where only the best emerge victorious.

    – Tournaments: Participate in exciting tournaments with fantastic prizes and prove your worth against the best players.

    – Community Events: Join in on our fun community events for a chance to win exclusive rewards and meet fellow players.

    – Cross-Version Support: Play seamlessly across versions 1.8x-1.21x (with 1.20.1 as the main version).

    Connect now at tophat.mysrv.us and become part of the Tophat members! Join our Discord server for the latest updates, announcements, and others

    Updated October 18, 2024

    Players: 92/400 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Dragons Tamed: 1 Omnipotent Charms Created: 5
    Reality-Warping Charms Crafted: 3 Crystal Palaces Visited: 3
    Enchanted Teapots Collected: 8 Battle Standards Raised: 8
    Hidden Villages Discovered: 2 Dimensional Rifts Closed: 4
    Celestial Dragons Tamed: 2 Giant Mushrooms Cultivated: 6

    Random Fact: Magical Moment: A player once planted a tree that grew a swing—it’s now the best spot for relaxing with friends.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • Tribe Thread Minecraft Server

    Tribe Thread Minecraft Server
    Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we have a unique feature called “cock tribute requests and saves”! Why join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you some outrageous reasons:

    1. Our server is home to the most epic and majestic cock statues you will ever see in Minecraft. Players can request their very own cock tribute to be built in their honor, or save their favorite cock creations for future generations to admire.

    2. We have a secret underground cock fighting arena where players can battle it out with their feathered friends in intense PvP matches. The winner gets to claim the title of Cock Champion and earn exclusive rewards.

    3. Our server is rumored to be haunted by the ghost of a giant cock who roams the land, terrorizing players who dare to challenge its might. Will you be brave enough to face this legendary creature and claim its treasure?

    So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft server today and experience the madness for yourself!

    Updated October 18, 2024

    Players: 94/700 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Legendary Armor Sets Assembled: 56 Ethereal Couriers Hired: 3
    Buildings Constructed: 12 Dragon Eggs Found: 816
    Shadow Cloaks Sewn: 5 Shadow Figures Spotted: 5
    Players Killed by Monsters: 6355 New Chunks Explored: 826007
    Crystal Palaces Visited: 3 Gnome Villages Protected: 6

    Random Fact: Did you know? The server’s cozy campfires never go out, even in the rain!

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • makes you mad < Minecraft SMP

    makes you mad < Minecraft SMP
    Are you tired of playing on boring old Minecraft servers where everyone is just building the same old houses and farms? Well, do we have the server for you! Join our wacky and wild Minecraft SMP where everything is turned up to 11!

    Why should you join, you ask? Well, for starters, our server has a special plugin that randomly makes you mad for no reason at all! One minute you’ll be peacefully mining for diamonds, and the next you’ll be throwing your pickaxe at a zombie for stealing your lunch money. It’s chaos at its finest!

    But that’s not all, folks! Our server is also home to the legendary Chicken King, a giant chicken who rules over the land with an iron beak. Rumor has it that if you can defeat the Chicken King in battle, you’ll be granted three wishes by a magical potato. Sounds crazy, right? That’s just how we roll on this server!

    So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today and get ready for a wild ride of madness, mayhem, and maybe even a little bit of mining. Just watch out for those angry chickens!

    Updated October 18, 2024

    Players: 93/500 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Darkness Engulfments Escaped: 4 Quantum Bards Serenaded: 2
    Titanic Relics Retrieved: 5 Portal Loops Escaped: 0
    Cosmic Entities Communed With: 0 Players Killed by Monsters: 8069
    Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured: 3 Arcane Towers Raised: 2
    Celestial Crowns Worn: 2 Teleportation Mishaps: 5

    Random Fact: Sweet Fact: Someone enchanted their pen to write love letters on its own—it’s been sending notes to all the nearby villagers.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • KickOutCraft

    KickOutCraft
    Welcome to our Minecraft server, where drama unfolds like a soap opera in the virtual world!

    Join us for some outrageous adventures and crazy stories, just like the time when a player’s sister-in-law kicked them out of their house in the game for no reason at all! Can you believe it? It’s like a real-life soap opera, but in Minecraft form!

    Build your own virtual house, take care of virtual kids, and deal with virtual gasslighting from other players. Who knew Minecraft could be so dramatic and intense? But hey, that’s what makes our server so unique and entertaining!

    So, if you’re looking for a server that’s full of surprises, drama, and unexpected twists, then look no further. Join us now and experience the chaos for yourself! Just remember, what happens in our Minecraft world stays in our Minecraft world. 😉

    Updated October 18, 2024

    Players: 97/500 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 5.0 / 5
    Epic Weapons Forged: 9 Dragonfire Shields Forged: 3
    Forbidden Doors Opened: 1 Whispering Shadows Heard: 5
    Lava Oceans Crossed: 3 Ethereal Couriers Hired: 5
    Ghostly Villagers Traded With: 1 Underground Cities Explored: 3
    Royal Courts Attended: 2 Farms Harvested: 763

    Random Fact: Legendary Lore: Every time an ancient relic is unearthed, a lost city somewhere trembles in fear.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • RedstoneRevolution – Minecraft SMP

    RedstoneRevolution – Minecraft SMP
    Welcome to the most chaotic and hilarious Minecraft SMP you’ll ever experience! Join us if you want to witness the power of the almighty Potato Cannon, a creation so revolutionary that it has single-handedly changed the course of history in our server.

    Picture this: a group of players armed with nothing but potatoes and a dream, coming together to build the ultimate weapon of mass destruction. The Potato Cannon has the ability to launch potatoes at lightning speed, causing chaos and destruction wherever it goes.

    But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Chicken Army, a group of fearless warriors who ride into battle on the backs of giant chickens. Together, they fight off hordes of evil mobs and protect our precious potato crops at all costs.

    So why should you join our Minecraft SMP? Because where else can you witness the power of the Potato Cannon and ride into battle on a giant chicken? Join us now and become a part of the most ridiculous and entertaining server in the Minecraft universe!

    Updated October 18, 2024

    Players: 108/200 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    New Chunks Explored: 276534 Voidwalker Blades Crafted: 3
    Vampire Cloaks Sewn: 2 Dragon Scales Harvested: 368
    Magical Ponies Rescued: 2 Unsolvable Puzzles Solved: 6
    Soul Contracts Signed: 4 Ethereal Dreams Experienced: 18
    Ghostly Villagers Traded With: 5 Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered: 1

    Random Fact: Sweet Truth: Someone accidentally turned their cat into a living plushie—it’s now the softest thing on the server.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • PixelPeenPraise

    PixelPeenPraise
    Are you tired of playing on boring Minecraft servers where no one appreciates the true beauty of your pixelated manhood? Look no further, because on our server, we have a whole cult dedicated to worshipping the majestic phallus of every player!

    Join us and receive compliments like “Your blocky member is truly a work of art” and “I’ve never seen such a magnificent pickaxe before!” Plus, rumor has it that the legendary Ender Dragon himself once whispered sweet nothings about a player’s diamond sword.

    So if you want your Minecraft experience to be filled with praise for your virtual manhood, come join us and show off your impressive block-building skills in more ways than one!

    Updated October 18, 2024

    Players: 98/200 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Towns Built: 10 Magical Carpet Rides Taken: 5
    Battle Standards Raised: 14 Corrupted Trees Chopped: 2
    Phantom Blocks Placed: 10 Enchanted Tomes Discovered: 123
    Pirate Ships Raided: 2 Heroic Deeds Celebrated: 4
    Vampire Cloaks Sewn: 3 Mythical Quests Completed: 50

    Random Fact: Magical Moment: The last tea party held in the enchanted forest had talking teacups—they love to chat about the weather.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • PentagonCraft – No Arms Embargo!

    PentagonCraft – No Arms Embargo!
    yo yo yo, listen up fam! u gotta join this lit minecraft server cuz it’s so freakin’ epic, like seriously bro.

    imagine this, right, you spawn in and you’re greeted by a freakin’ talking pig named Sir Oinksalot who gives you quests to go on epic adventures. like, one time he asked me to find the legendary diamond sword of doom and i had to battle a horde of evil chickens to get it.

    and get this, there’s a secret underground base where you can team up with other players to take on the evil Ender Dragon. but watch out, cuz there’s a rumor that the dragon is actually controlled by a group of evil llamas who want to take over the server.

    oh, and did i mention that there’s a hidden disco party room where you can dance the night away with your friends? it’s like the coolest thing ever, trust me.

    so come join us on this insane minecraft server, where anything is possible and the fun never stops. trust me, you won’t regret it!

    Updated October 18, 2024

    Players: 98/200 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Cursed Gauntlets Discovered: 3 Cursed Diamonds Mined: 2
    Ether Blades Crafted: 9 Dungeon Sieges Launched: 7
    Glorious Feasts Held: 19 Cuddly Creatures Pet: 18
    Reality Warps Survived: 1 Dragonkin Hatched: 1
    Love Letters Sent: 7 Paranormal Events Investigated: 4

    Random Fact: Lovely Truth: Someone discovered a tree that grows candy—it’s now a favorite hangout for adventurers with a sweet tooth.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • Westera SMP

    Westera SMP

    Saddle up and dive into Westera, a Western-themed SMP server that blends classic survival gameplay with immersive mechanics tailored just for you.

    Our True West Survival mode keeps things authentic, offering a fully unaltered Minecraft experience – even the chat stays true to vanilla roots. But this isn’t just your average survival world; it’s a competitive wilderness where seasoned pioneers are eager to share their knowledge and get you on your way to mastering the frontier.

    Grab your hat, round up your friends, and join the adventure—there’s a whole frontier waiting to be claimed!

    Updated October 18, 2024

    Players: 96/500 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Mystery Villagers Spotted: 6 Dragonfire Shields Forged: 3
    Ghost Miner’s Tools Found: 6 God-Tier Weapons Forged: 47
    Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved: 3 Titanic Battles Fought: 19
    Blood Moons Survived: 3 Warlock Amulets Crafted: 15
    Enchantments Applied: 146 Mystic Mirrors Unlocked: 2

    Random Fact: Magical Mystery: A player tamed a dragon only to find it loves tea parties—talk about an unexpected guest!

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • WildGrief » Griefing, Anarchy, Best anti-cheat server for Minecraft

    WildGrief » Griefing, Anarchy, Best anti-cheat server for Minecraft

    WILDGRIEF ✔ ___________________________________________ IP: mc.WildGrief.me Donate: https://WildGrief.me/ Available versions: [1.16.X – 1.20.X] Recommended version: [1.16.5] The world is at your feet ➩ Survival ➩ Griefersky ➩ Sky PVP ➥ Private and unique plugins ➥ Smartphone with different games ➥ Fun and friendly players ➥ No lags on weak PCs ➥ Many modes ➥ Free donation ➥ Large online ➥ No lags ➥ Best Anti-Cheat ✔ MineCraft reference server. ___________________________________________

    Updated October 18, 2024

    Players: 100/700 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Glowing Eyes in the Dark: 5 Magic Crystals Found: 7
    Interstellar Fungi Gathered: 3 Moonlit Rituals Performed: 5
    Gods Slained: 1 Cosmic Pies Baked: 6
    Time Loop Anomalies Resolved: 1 Cursed Lands Purified: 3
    Gryphons Tamed: 4 Cursed Gauntlets Discovered: 8

    Random Fact: Did you hear? The last interdimensional bake sale ended up feeding an entire dragon hoard. They loved the cookies.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • Get ready to craft ‘n’ laugh on the TerraFirmaCraft Server! Just watch out for those sneaky creepers! v1.20.1

    Get ready to craft ‘n’ laugh on the TerraFirmaCraft Server! Just watch out for those sneaky creepers! v1.20.1

    Minecraft Server Overview

    Server Name TerraFirmaGreg
    Modpack TerraFirmaGreg Modpack
    Claimed Chunks 50 per player
    Force Loaded Chunks 3 per player
    Discord https://ds.leafxp.net

    FAQ – Frequently Asked Questions

    1. What is the modpack for this server?

    The modpack for this server is TerraFirmaGreg, which combines TerraFirmaCraft and GregTech to create a realistic and challenging gameplay experience in Minecraft.

    2. How many claimed chunks do players get?

    Each player is allotted 50 claimed chunks on the server to prevent griefing.

    3. Is the server up 24/7?

    Yes, the server is up 24/7 and has backups with a script in case of a crash to ensure minimal downtime.

    4. Are there any specific playstyles encouraged on the server?

    All playstyles are welcome on the server, from builders to traders to adventurers. The community is open to diverse gameplay styles.

    Updated October 18, 2024

    Players: 99/700 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Cursed Gauntlets Discovered: 5 Meteor Showers Witnessed: 1
    Towns Built: 5 Mystical Artifacts Crafted: 8
    Sunfire Helmets Forged: 7 Demon Skulls Collected: 46
    Epic Shields Constructed: 32 Glowing Eyes in the Dark: 6
    Eldritch Scrolls Read: 6 Legendary Armor Sets Assembled: 37

    Random Fact: Crazy But True: Players have reported seeing Herobrine playing pranks with invisible walls—no one knows why.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • Crafty Nations Minecraft Server

    Crafty Nations Minecraft Server
    Are you tired of living in boring old countries with no pizzazz? Well, look no further because our Minecraft server is the best country in the world! Why, you ask? Because we have flying pigs as our national animal and our national sport is llama racing! Our president is a talking cat named Sir Meowsalot who wears a top hat and monocle. Plus, our currency is made out of diamonds and emeralds because why not? Join our server and experience the wackiest country in the world!

    Updated October 18, 2024

    Players: 104/100 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Endless Minecart Rides Taken: 6 Backwards Speech Heard: 3
    Unbreakable Curses Broken: 1 Unicorn Parades Witnessed: 2
    Talking Trees Consulted: 2 Reality Warps Survived: 0
    Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed: 1 Mystical Amulets Crafted: 23
    Rune Stones Activated: 11 Dragon Eggs Hatched: 2

    Random Fact: Did you hear? A player once rode a unicorn straight into a dimension hop, and they haven’t stopped laughing since.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • Why are there so many games with little girls as protagonists?… Minecraft SMP

    Why are there so many games with little girls as protagonists?… Minecraft SMP
    Tired of playing as a boring old Steve or Alex in Minecraft? Well, look no further because our SMP server lets you play as a sassy little girl with magical powers! That’s right, forget about mining and crafting, now you can cast spells and summon unicorns to do your bidding.

    But that’s not all! Our server is home to the legendary Diamond Chicken, a rare creature that lays diamond eggs instead of boring old regular eggs. And if you manage to find one, you’ll be the envy of all your friends (and enemies) on the server.

    Join us on this crazy adventure where anything is possible and the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few server rules, but who’s counting?). So what are you waiting for? Come join us and let’s make some magic happen!

    Updated October 18, 2024

    Players: 90/400 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Treasure Maps Found: 10 Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered: 3
    Eldritch Scrolls Read: 6 Magic Scrolls Discovered: 5
    Voidwalker Blades Crafted: 11 Fairy Circles Danced In: 8
    Endless Night Skies: 3 Celestial Blades Sharpened: 11
    Phantom Horses Ridden: 1 Soul Contracts Signed: 4

    Random Fact: Magical Moment: The last tea party held in the enchanted forest had talking teacups—they love to chat about the weather.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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