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| Players: | 91/400 | Votes: | 4643 |
| Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
| Demon Skulls Collected: | 18 | Royal Decrees Issued: | 0 |
| Pirate Ships Raided: | 3 | Eldritch Scrolls Read: | 6 |
| Villages Defended: | 18 | Heroic Oaths Sworn: | 6 |
| Ghost Miner’s Tools Found: | 4 | Backwards Speech Heard: | 6 |
| God-Killer Bows Constructed: | 10 | Epic Mounts Acquired: | 6 |
| Whimsical Tea Parties Held: | 13 | Interstellar Fungi Gathered: | 3 |
| Cursed Statues Activated: | 1 | Galactic Jellyfish Caught: | 3 |
Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we have the most epic riverfront property complete with a dock/ramp/platform that will make your neighbors jealous! But watch out, because our neighbors’ kids and friends just can’t resist the temptation to jump and run all over it, even after we’ve posted no trespassing signs.
We’ve tried talking to the parents, but they just don’t seem to get the message. One mother even had the audacity to claim that my wife gave permission, when she definitely did not! And to top it off, they’ve been caught throwing rocks at our ramp late at night.
Join our server now and help us defend our precious ramp from these unruly neighbors and their rock-throwing kids. It’s a battle of epic proportions, and we need all the help we can get to protect our property from invasion! Who knows, you might even earn the title of Ramp Defender Extraordinaire!
