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Updated October 4, 2024

Players: 103/600 Uptime: 96%
Rating: 4.9 / 5
Astral Amulets Crafted: 33 Dragonfire Shields Forged: 7
Corrupted Trees Chopped: 5 Glorious Feasts Held: 18
Cursed Taverns Survived: 2 Crops Grown: 2205
Astral Projections Made: 4 Titan Hearts Harvested: 4
Unbreakable Curses Broken: 1 Goblin Armies Outwitted: 9

Random Fact: Did you hear? A player once rode a unicorn straight into a dimension hop, and they haven’t stopped laughing since.

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