Are you tired of being roped into babysitting duties without any compensation? Do you have a mysterious lump in your breast that needs attention ASAP? Look no further than our Minecraft server! Join us for outrageous adventures and escape the real world drama. Our virtual world is filled with pixelated wonders and no babysitting required! Plus, our in-game doctors are always available for appointments, no waiting months for an opening. So come join us and leave the real world behind – because who needs responsibilities when you can mine for diamonds instead?

Updated October 7, 2024

Players: 93/1000 Uptime: 95%
Rating: 4.4 / 5
Crops Grown: 5592 Necronomicon Pages Collected: 7
Gryphons Tamed: 2 Enchanted Teapots Collected: 20
Forbidden Relics Collected: 8 Shadow Figures Spotted: 6
Chimeras Created: 2 Heroic Deeds Celebrated: 8
Lunar Scepters Activated: 3 Magic Items Found: 7517

Random Fact: Wholesome Truth: A player discovered a hidden cave full of glowing crystals—it’s now a popular spot for quiet reflection and wonder.

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  • Spectre SMP – Where Creeper explosions are just a spice in our vanilla soup! Join now!

    Spectre SMP – Where Creeper explosions are just a spice in our vanilla soup! Join now!
    Spectre SMP Overview
    Spectre SMP is a vanilla 1.21 SMP based on the foundation set by Hermitcraft. We aim to provide a collaborative and friendly space for friends to play Minecraft together and for awesome creations to be made! Begone, playing singleplayer in multiplayer survival servers! Begone, being the only person working on a creative project!

    What do we offer?

    • Spectre SMP offers an established, friendly and symbiotic community to help each other get what we want done! Players are encouraged to hold their events and communal projects, not just staff!
    • We focus on longevity, so you can expect a long-term world that continues to spark motivation in its players. We discourage speedrunning all the best farms and rushing to get every little thing you can; we want players to give back to the world by building beautiful builds and awesome redstone projects!
    • The economy is based on diamonds, which means you can sell your goods and services for that oh-so-lovely blue stuff! All the while, generosity is promoted, so no one holds a monopoly over anything important!

    We are looking for:

    • builders and redstoners who want to show off their skills and help make the server a fun environment. PVP and brainless grinding is not what we want.
    • players who interact often and well with other members.
    • creative and dedicated minds who set large and impressive goals for the long term.
    • active community members who will regularly set aside time to chat in meetings and discuss projects for the server.

    Server specifications and mods:

    • Fabric 1.21 and hosted in Europe
    • Lots of performance mods
    • Minor recipe changes for easier large-scale building
    • Faster minecarts
    • Simple Voice Chat
    • Mail Mod for sending parcels and messages
    • /nick for nicknames and /flex for showing off items
    • FSit (sit on stairs, slabs, etc.)

    If you’re interested in joining, hop into our Discord server. You can send us an application there. Discord Link

    Updated October 7, 2024

    Players: 94/500 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.0 / 5
    Alien Abductions: 3 Parallel Universes Unraveled: 2
    God-Tier Weapons Forged: 16 Phantom Ships Sailed: 1
    Portal Loops Escaped: 3 Eldritch Beasts Summoned: 0
    Cosmic Pies Baked: 2 Falling into the Void: 0
    Phantom Knights Defeated: 8 Eclipse Rings Activated: 1

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: Cozy campfires are rumored to attract wandering gods who just want to share a story.

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  • Bat Cave Minecraft Server

    Bat Cave Minecraft Server
    Are you tired of playing on boring Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding diamonds? Well, look no further because our server has a real-life Batman living in an abandoned castle in Serbia! That’s right, you can team up with the Dark Knight himself to fight off creepers and zombies in epic battles. Plus, rumor has it that the castle is filled with hidden treasures and secret passageways just waiting to be explored. So come join us for the adventure of a lifetime and see if you have what it takes to be a hero in our crazy world!

    Updated October 7, 2024

    Players: 100/1000 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Eldritch Beasts Summoned: 2 Haunted Chests Opened: 4
    Endless Minecart Rides Taken: 3 Galactic Jellyfish Caught: 4
    Arcane Towers Raised: 5 Reality Distortions Fixed: 1
    God-Killer Bows Constructed: 7 Corrupted Trees Chopped: 1
    Phoenix Feathers Found: 13 Ethereal Dreams Experienced: 28

    Random Fact: Wild Fact: Every time a mimic chest is discovered, it doubles the amount of loot in the next treasure found.

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  • Ms Casey’s Hug Minecraft SMP

    Ms Casey’s Hug Minecraft SMP
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where all you do is mine and build? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest, wackiest, and most unpredictable SMP out there!

    Join us for epic adventures like fighting off hordes of zombie chickens, riding pigs into battle, and even taming a dragon to be your loyal pet. Our server is so wild that even the creepers are afraid to explode!

    But that’s not all – we have a secret underground disco party every Saturday night where you can dance with skeletons and party with witches. And if you ever need a pick-me-up, just ask Ms. Casey for a hug and you’ll instantly feel better (virtual hugs, of course).

    So why wait? Join our insane Minecraft SMP today and experience a whole new level of fun and madness!

    Updated October 7, 2024

    Players: 90/500 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Living Shadows Defeated: 4 Eerie Music Discs Played: 4
    Parallel Universes Unraveled: 0 Epic Mounts Acquired: 5
    Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered: 4 Hedge Mazes Navigated: 3
    Nether Portals Gone Wrong: 2 Towns Built: 8
    Powerful Allies Recruited: 6 Dark Rituals Completed: 2

    Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a magical teapot that pours endless hot chocolate—it’s now the most popular spot in town!

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  • RoomieRageCraft

    RoomieRageCraft
    Are you tired of boring roommates who can’t even take care of their own dogs? Join our Minecraft server where you’ll never have to deal with messy roommates again! We promise that our players’ virtual pets won’t leave a stench in your virtual apartment or cause a fly infestation in your virtual room.

    Our server is so awesome that even if your roommate neglects their virtual dog for days on end, you won’t have to clean up piles of virtual dog poop or deal with the smell of virtual dog pee. And if they try to feed their virtual dog Takis, we’ll make sure that virtual bag stays closed!

    So come join us and say goodbye to real-life roommate drama. Our virtual world is a place where you can focus on building epic structures and exploring endless possibilities, without the hassle of irresponsible roommates. Trust us, you won’t regret it!

    Updated October 7, 2024

    Players: 107/900 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Endless Mazes Conquered: 1 Ancient Dragons Awakened: 0
    Emeralds Found: 5483 Astral Amulets Crafted: 40
    Phantom Rings Equipped: 16 Enchanted Forests Planted: 4
    Tesseract Cubes Discovered: 3 Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered: 2
    Dragon Eggs Found: 5315 Chimeras Created: 1

    Random Fact: Legendary Lore: Every time an ancient relic is unearthed, a lost city somewhere trembles in fear.

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  • Crafty30 SMP: Bored at Home!

    Crafty30 SMP: Bored at Home!
    Have you ever found yourself with 30 minutes to spare and absolutely nothing to do? Well, look no further because our Minecraft SMP is the answer to all your boredom woes! Join us for a wild ride filled with insane adventures, wacky shenanigans, and a community of players who are just as crazy as you are.

    Picture this: you log on to the server and immediately find yourself in the middle of a massive chicken race. The winner gets a diamond block, but the loser has to wear a chicken suit for the rest of the day. Trust us, you do not want to be the loser in this scenario.

    But that’s not all! We also have a secret underground disco party that only the most elite players can access. Rumor has it that there’s a dance-off every night and the winner gets a lifetime supply of enchanted golden apples. Who wouldn’t want that kind of bling?

    So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today and let the madness begin! Who knows, you might just find yourself embroiled in a scandalous love triangle with two creepers. It’s all in a day’s work on our server.

    Updated October 7, 2024

    Players: 96/400 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Nether Portals Gone Wrong: 4 Warlock Amulets Crafted: 4
    Unicorn Sightings: 1 Wyrmholes Dug: 10
    Gods Slained: 1 Divine Spears Created: 16
    Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built: 5 Epic Mounts Acquired: 8
    Enchantments Applied: 183 Enchanted Forests Planted: 6

    Random Fact: Adorable Truth: A kitten was found napping inside an enchanted book—it now helps with all reading-related quests.

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  • HateCraft: Humanity’s Worst

    HateCraft: Humanity’s Worst
    Tired of dealing with annoying humans who always steal your diamonds and burn down your builds? Say no more! Join our epic Minecraft server where the only humans you’ll encounter are super chill and won’t mess with your stuff. Plus, our virtual pet pandas are trained in martial arts and will protect your base from any griefers. So come join us and let’s build a world where creepers are the only thing you have to worry about!

    Updated October 7, 2024

    Players: 94/1000 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Soul Contracts Signed: 1 Eldritch Medallions Worn: 7
    Frozen Fortresses Conquered: 5 Portal Loops Escaped: 1
    Eclipse Rings Activated: 2 Mimic Chests Discovered: 2
    Parallel Universes Unraveled: 2 Soul Swords Wielded: 4
    Mystic Mirrors Unlocked: 2 Cursed Swords Broken: 2

    Random Fact: Wholesome Truth: A player discovered a hidden cave full of glowing crystals—it’s now a popular spot for quiet reflection and wonder.

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  • Tiny Orbit Earth – Nearest Star

    Tiny Orbit Earth – Nearest Star
    so, like, we found this tiny lil world that’s like earth but not earth, ya know? it’s orbiting the nearest star to us, like so close you can almost touch it. and guess what? we turned it into a minecraft server!

    come join us on this wacky adventure where the trees are made of candy canes and the pigs wear top hats. you can build your own spaceship and explore the galaxy, fight off alien mobs, and maybe even discover a new species of block.

    why join our server, you ask? well, for starters, we have a secret underground base filled with treasure and mystery. plus, our community is full of hilarious characters who will keep you laughing for hours on end.

    so what are you waiting for? hop on your rocket ship and blast off to the craziest minecraft server in the universe!

    Updated October 7, 2024

    Players: 91/200 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Goblin Armies Outwitted: 9 Unsolvable Puzzles Solved: 4
    Star Shards Collected: 155 Meteorites Collected: 4
    Necronomicon Pages Collected: 6 Enchanted Forests Planted: 9
    Heavenly Choirs Heard: 1 Magical Carpet Rides Taken: 2
    Enchantments Applied: 98 Arcane Secrets Unlocked: 16

    Random Fact: Wild Fact: A cursed sword, when broken, can actually release the spirits trapped inside—talk about a plot twist!

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  • Chud Connect Minecraft Server

    Chud Connect Minecraft Server
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where everything is normal and predictable? Well, come join our server where Phase Connect has been transformed into Chud Connect and Beryl is now a mystical land filled with unicorns and rainbows!

    Join us for epic battles against zombie llamas and giant chickens, embark on quests to find the legendary diamond-encrusted cheeseburger, and build your own castle made entirely out of candy canes and marshmallows.

    But beware, the server is also home to the elusive Cactus King who will challenge you to a dance-off for the title of Minecraft Champion. Will you accept the challenge and become the ultimate ruler of this wacky world? Join now and find out!

    Updated October 7, 2024

    Players: 108/500 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 5.0 / 5
    Warlock Pacts Sealed: 2 Necronomicon Pages Collected: 2
    Cursed Statues Activated: 2 Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured: 2
    Lunar Eclipses Witnessed: 3 Backwards Speech Heard: 1
    Ethereal Couriers Hired: 3 Forgotten Legends Remembered: 8
    Enchantments Applied: 172 Epic Bosses Defeated: 0

    Random Fact: Whimsical Truth: A player found a patch of grass that giggles when you walk on it—it’s impossible to walk by without smiling.

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  • Rose Zen Maiden Minecraft SMP

    Rose Zen Maiden Minecraft SMP
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where all you do is mine and build? Well, look no further because our SMP is like no other! Join us for a wild ride filled with anime-themed adventures and tea parties with your favorite dolls.

    But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that if you join our server, you’ll unlock a secret dimension where all the anime characters come to life and battle it out in epic showdowns. Will you team up with Sailor Moon or go head-to-head with Goku? The choice is yours!

    And if that’s not enough to convince you, we also have a special event planned for the 20th anniversary of the anime where all players will be transformed into their favorite anime characters. Imagine running around as Naruto or casting spells as Sailor Moon – the possibilities are endless!

    So what are you waiting for? Join our SMP today and get ready for a tea party like no other!

    Updated October 7, 2024

    Players: 100/900 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Eldritch Medallions Worn: 8 Blood Moons Survived: 2
    Blood-Forged Axes Created: 7 Darkness Engulfments Escaped: 1
    Dragon Scales Harvested: 366 Epic Bosses Defeated: 5
    Legendary Heroes Trained: 2 Glowing Eyes in the Dark: 6
    Legendary Armor Sets Assembled: 51 Epic Shields Constructed: 24

    Random Fact: Sweet Lore: A player once tamed a unicorn by offering it a sugar cube—it now follows them everywhere, leaving a trail of sparkles.

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  • CraftyOwnershipWar

    CraftyOwnershipWar
    Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we believe in splitting everything 50/50, just like rent and bills in a relationship! But don’t worry, we won’t make you pay for a car you don’t even own – unless you want to drive it in the game, then maybe we can negotiate.

    Join us and experience the thrill of navigating through crazy adventures, just like trying to navigate through a conversation about finances with your partner’s parents. Will you stand your ground like a boss and refuse to pay for something you don’t own, or will you cave under pressure like a sandcastle in a tsunami?

    But hey, at least you can contribute to petrol costs and maintenance in the game, because who doesn’t love a good virtual road trip with your virtual partner? So come on, join our server and let’s see if you can survive the ultimate test of financial responsibility and relationship drama in the world of Minecraft!

    Updated October 7, 2024

    Players: 110/300 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Ghost Trains Ridden: 0 Fabled Crowns Discovered: 9
    New Chunks Explored: 921159 Reality Warps Survived: 0
    Ether Blades Crafted: 11 Inverted Worlds Discovered: 1
    Hidden Villages Discovered: 3 Crystal Caves Mapped: 9
    Battle Standards Raised: 14 Phantom Horses Ridden: 4

    Random Fact: Crazy But True: Someone once caught a cosmic hamster, and now it’s the server’s unofficial mascot!

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  • AppAddict Minecraft SMP

    AppAddict Minecraft SMP
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old rules and restrictions? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest, wackiest, and most unpredictable place you’ll ever set foot in!

    Join us if you want to experience the thrill of battling giant mutant chickens, riding on flying pigs, and building houses out of rainbow-colored blocks. Our server is like a never-ending party where the only rule is to have fun and let your imagination run wild.

    But that’s not all! Rumor has it that there’s a secret underground lair where the legendary Diamond Pickaxe of Doom is hidden. Will you be the brave soul to find it and wield its incredible powers?

    So, what are you waiting for? Join our server now and prepare yourself for the most epic adventure of your Minecraft life! Trust us, you won’t regret it.

    Updated October 7, 2024

    Players: 108/1000 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Bizarre Potions Brewed: 5 Epic Quests Completed: 14
    Forgotten Legends Remembered: 7 Mythical Swords Crafted: 44
    Ender Pearl Glitches: 5 Mystic Runes Engraved: 7
    Players Killed by Monsters: 4265 Unbreakable Chains Forged: 5
    Cursed Villages Purged: 1 Celestial Dragons Tamed: 1

    Random Fact: Random Tidbit: Dragons here prefer tea parties over battles.

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  • BlockyBlaze: Age of Ignition

    BlockyBlaze: Age of Ignition
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that don’t make you question your sanity? Well, look no further because our server is the ultimate trip down the rabbit hole!

    Join us if you want to experience the thrill of battling zombie llamas riding on giant chickens, or mining for diamonds while being chased by a pack of evil bunnies.

    But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to the legendary “Troll Mountain”, where players must navigate through a maze of exploding sheep and lava pits to reach the treasure at the top.

    So, if you’re ready to have your mind blown and your sense of reality shattered, join us on this wild ride. Just be sure to bring your sense of humor and a healthy dose of skepticism, because nothing is as it seems on our server.

    Updated October 7, 2024

    Players: 104/300 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Celestial Dragons Tamed: 2 Battle Standards Raised: 14
    Magic Wands Crafted: 24 Gryphons Tamed: 3
    Unique Catgirls Spotted: 6 Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered: 6
    Endless Legions Commanded: 11 Cursed Statues Activated: 3
    Demon Skulls Collected: 20 Warrior Spirits Summoned: 35

    Random Fact: Rumor has it that every enchanted tome written is secretly overseen by an invisible librarian.

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  • BlockyTerrorTelAviv

    BlockyTerrorTelAviv
    Yo, listen up gamers! Do you wanna join the most epic Minecraft server in the universe? Well, let me tell you a little somethin’ somethin’ about this place.

    So, like, imagine this: you spawn into the server and suddenly you’re surrounded by flying pigs and dancing llamas. Yeah, that’s right, our server is so lit that even the animals are gettin’ down.

    But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that if you dig deep enough, you’ll find a secret underground disco party hosted by none other than Herobrine himself. And let me tell ya, that dude knows how to throw a party.

    Oh, and did I mention the treasure hunts? Yeah, every week we hide diamonds and emeralds all over the map for you to find. It’s like a real-life (well, Minecraft-life) treasure hunt, but with less pirates and more creepers.

    So, what are you waitin’ for? Join our server now and let the madness begin! Trust me, you won’t regret it.

    Updated October 7, 2024

    Players: 95/1000 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Mysterious Obelisks Activated: 4 Ancient Guardians Awoken: 1
    Phantom Ships Sailed: 1 Falling into the Void: 1
    Godly Talismans Bestowed: 12 Rainbows Spotted: 2
    Haunted Mines Explored: 2 Secret Guilds Joined: 3
    Volcanoes Explored: 2 Mystery Villagers Spotted: 5

    Random Fact: Random Tidbit: Dragons here prefer tea parties over battles.

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  • Pixel Revenge: Incel Science Land

    Pixel Revenge: Incel Science Land
    join our minecraft server and avoid becoming an incel statistic! our server is proven to increase your chances of finding love and companionship in the real world. we have special potions that will make you irresistible to the opposite sex, guaranteed! plus, our server is protected by a magical forcefield that repels any incel energy, so you can game in peace without worrying about creepy vibes. come join us and say goodbye to toxic masculinity forever!

    Updated October 7, 2024

    Players: 90/700 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.0 / 5
    Soul Swords Wielded: 6 Evil Twin Fights: 5
    Cozy Campfires Lit: 13 Mysterious Obelisks Activated: 3
    Mystical Amulets Crafted: 30 Lost Artifacts Recovered: 1
    Orbs of Power Found: 10 Secret Libraries Discovered: 1
    Epic Bosses Defeated: 5 Elemental Crystals Collected: 76

    Random Fact: Heartwarming Moment: A player found a magical flute that summons birds to sing along—it’s the perfect soundtrack for any adventure.

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  • Decade of Blocks Minecraft Server

    Decade of Blocks Minecraft Server
    Are you tired of waiting for sequels that just don’t live up to the hype? Well, look no further because our Minecraft server is here to save the day! We’ve been waiting for a sequel for 10 years, and let me tell you, it’s worth the wait. Our server goes against every single principle of the series, making it the most unpredictable and exciting Minecraft experience out there.

    Join us for a wild ride where pigs fly, creepers dance, and diamonds rain from the sky. We’ve got mini-games that will make you question reality, like “Parkour Pigs” where you have to race against flying pigs to reach the finish line. Or how about “Creeper Karaoke” where you have to sing your way out of a TNT explosion?

    But that’s not all! We’ve got secret levels, hidden treasures, and a community of players who are just as crazy as you are. So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and prepare for a Minecraft experience like no other. Trust us, you won’t be disappointed.

    Updated October 7, 2024

    Players: 104/400 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 5.0 / 5
    Galactic Jellyfish Caught: 3 Storm Giants Negotiated With: 1
    Astral Staffs Crafted: 7 Whispering Caves Entered: 4
    Parallel Universes Unraveled: 0 Reality Distortions Fixed: 3
    Mythical Creatures Tamed: 3 Lost Artifacts Recovered: 5
    Immortal Potions Brewed: 14 Shadow Figures Spotted: 2

    Random Fact: Mythical Moment: A single drop of lava from the Phoenix Feather’s nest can forge an indestructible sword.

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