””/dmp/ – Derpy Minecraft SMP””

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Welcome to the most chaotic and hilarious Minecraft SMP you’ll ever encounter! Join us on Tengu Edition where English-speaking VTubers come together to create some epic content.

We’ve got a Twitch Clips Guide that will have you laughing until you cry, Koikatsu cards that will make your jaw drop, and Ref Sheets that will leave you questioning reality.

But that’s not all! We’ve got drama hotter than a Nether portal, chickens that are more entertaining than any mob, and a Tiermaker that will have you ranking things you never thought possible.

So grab your pickaxe and join us on Tengu Edition for a wild ride that you’ll never forget. Just be prepared for the unexpected, because anything can happen in this crazy world of VTubers and Minecraft madness!

Updated October 16, 2024

Players:	90/100	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	8
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	2	Endless Mazes Solved:	1
Evil Lairs Raided:	7	Secret Passages Found:	8
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	14	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	5
Enchantments Applied:	106	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0

Random Fact: Sweet Fact: Someone enchanted their pen to write love letters on its own—it’s been sending notes to all the nearby villagers.

GlitchyMC

Bedwars, Cross-Play, LifeSteal, Skyblock, Survival, Survival Games

GlitchyMC, A Minecraft Server Where The Fun Never Ends!~our Minecraft server has many type of games you can choose do you want survival?-we got it! Lifesteal?-No problem! Bedwars?-We also got it!

Updated October 16, 2024

Players:	92/1000	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	3	Rainbows Spotted:	10
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1	Celestial Crowns Worn:	2
Phantom Horses Ridden:	1	Elemental Crystals Collected:	76
Evil Portals Destroyed:	1	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2
Soul Contracts Signed:	3	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	30

Random Fact: Heartwarming Lore: A player once found a lost puppy that turned out to be a shape-shifting dragon—it now guards their treasure chest.

SweetPea Middle School

Economy, PvE, Survival, Vanilla

Updated October 16, 2024

Players:	101/100	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	1	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	10
Mythical Swords Crafted:	45	Mystic Runes Engraved:	2
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	3
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	2	Magic Crystals Found:	5
Phoenix Feathers Found:	9	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	46

Random Fact: Did you hear? A player once rode a unicorn straight into a dimension hop, and they haven’t stopped laughing since.

CasualCrafters Vault Hunters

PvE, Whitelist

Join Discord to request Whitelist!We are a friendly community of people who like to vault hunt without malding at every death. I made this server because I suffer from a crippling debilitation called Skill issue, and so far we get a lot of chill people so come and join us :)Age Restriction: 18+ preferred but all welcomeRule Set: VaultMode Casual (Deaths only cost durability) VaultLoot Plenty (2x Vault loot and exp gained) No Griefing, Stealing or PVP unless both parties consent Don’t create unnecessarily laggy farms Trading encouraged, we can help each other out with items when needed Build somewhere around spawn if possible (Within 1000 blocks radius)

Updated October 16, 2024

Players:	103/100	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	2	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	3
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	2	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	1
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	2	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	4	Holy Grails Found:	4
Shadow Figures Spotted:	3	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	3

Random Fact: Whimsical Truth: A player found a patch of grass that giggles when you walk on it—it’s impossible to walk by without smiling.

FriendlyCraft

Economy, Mini Games, Parkour, PvE, Survival

We are a family-friendly community with a natural economy. Earn money by working for other players, farming crops that actually develop while you are away, or selling mob eggs you have captured. Scavenging unprotected chests and abandoned homes is allowed! Work your way up a unique ranking system of 50 ranks, based on playtime, and accumulated wealth! You will unlock special rewards and abilities along the way! Have you ever wanted to live in the Nether? Now you can build an epic Nether base and claim it! Come Join Us Now!

Updated October 16, 2024

Players:	103/100	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Secret Guilds Joined:	1	Evil Twin Fights:	1
Hidden Villages Discovered:	3	Immortal Potions Brewed:	6
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	4	Time-Warping Watches Found:	3
Cursed Lands Purified:	5	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	4
Pirate Ships Raided:	0	Void Gems Collected:	21

Random Fact: Fun Fact: A catgirl once traded her friendship bracelet for an ancient relic—best decision ever.

FaeTalesMC

Cross-Play, Economy, MCMMO, PvE, Roleplay, Survival, Towny

Welcome to FaeTalesMC – Features – Bedrock Port : 19132– Slimefun (We will be adding in more add-ons as we grow!) – Towny /w Map – Cosmetics – Jobs – McMMO – PyroFishing ( WIth custom textures!) – PyroMining – Marriage Plugin – Balanced Economy – Player Shops – Big Community and Streamer Friendly – Shop

Updated October 16, 2024

Players:	90/900	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Spectral Entities Defeated:	6	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	12
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	7	Wailing Winds Heard:	4
Astral Mages Summoned:	3	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2
Mythical Swords Crafted:	39	Epic Shields Constructed:	15
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	1	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2

Random Fact: Sweet Truth: A player found a hidden passage that leads to a secret garden—it’s full of flowers that bloom in rainbow colors.

SuperSurvivalX

Economy, Roleplay, Survival

→ IP : supersurvivalx.minesr.com ← Discord : discord.gg/esbBGAe6KjOperating a nuclear powerplant ? check ! Drug and alcohol plugins ? check ! Economy ? check ! Player warps and minigames ? check ! Joining the server now ? check !

Updated October 16, 2024

Players:	90/200	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	3	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	2
Cursed Lands Purified:	8	Invisible Pathways Walked:	2
Legendary Items Repaired:	3	Battle Standards Raised:	6
Gods Slained:	2	Magical Familiars Summoned:	3
Wyrmholes Dug:	5	Paranormal Events Investigated:	5

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Teleportation mishaps are the leading cause of unexpected interdimensional friendships.

Veroxus

Anarchy, Factions, KitPvP, LifeSteal, PvP, Raiding, Survival

Do you want a hot chick, a Ferrari, and a trillion dollars? Well, we don’t offer that in the Lifesteal department. But we do offer an AMAZING MINECRAFT SMP Introducing the Veroxus Lifesteal SMP, the DonutSMP alternative without the sweaty losers and Lifesteal added!We offer: * Fusion Think of if DonutSMP and the Lifesteal SMP had a baby * Smooth KB + Zero Lag This is an SMP with actual good knockback. The PvP is amazing. You won’t find any lag here * Zero Claims and Constant Raids Server is aiming to grow to 500 concurrent players by the end of July, so expect to find lots of bases where you can destroy and loot bases with no claim protection, be water, my friend 🥋 * 1.20 LATEST AND GREATEST VERSION SUPPORT We offer Minecraft on the latest version, you won’t have to play 1.12 like cheating noob servers such as 2b2t * HIRING STAFF Must be qualified We pay our staff monthly too! DM staff to get a job!We don’t have: Joe Biden’s Chocolate Chip. Ice Cream Vanilla is waaaay better

Updated October 16, 2024

Players:	93/500	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
New Chunks Explored:	164162	Sentient Weapons Trained:	6
Magical Moments Shared:	23	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	8
Celestial Beings Befriended:	5	Endless Staircases Climbed:	1
Gryphons Tamed:	2	Cursed Villages Purged:	2
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	13	Volcanoes Explored:	2

Random Fact: Rumor has it that every enchanted tome written is secretly overseen by an invisible librarian.

IipuCraft

Creative, Skyblock, Survival

Iipukema Network presents Ipucraft, the official McMMo server of the iipukema network, a survival with economy, in which you can sell and buy objects with in-game money, Bank to be able to save all the millions of iipucoins that you get, auctions to be able to sell what you don’t need, claims so that your things are always protected, Clans so that you and your friends can have a meeting place. Arenas con ranking, Surprise boxes through daily votes, Food market where you can buy any item you need, lore and much more!!! Find out at iipukema.com port 25565 Java and Bedrock! Iipukema.com the only server that shows its face! Follow us on Twitch and other social networks!!! Join the community…what are you waiting for?We have SquidGames, OneBlock, Skyblock, Skywars, Parkour, Lifestile, Minigames, Normal Survival and Technical Survival. What are you waiting for to come in and try?

Updated October 16, 2024

Players:	100/100	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Undead Armies Raised:	5	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	10
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	10	Eternal Flames Captured:	4
Gryphons Tamed:	2	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	5
Haunted Forests Traversed:	2	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	12
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	5	Unicorn Sightings:	1

Random Fact: Insider Scoop: Whispering shadows are known to hum lullabies when no one’s listening.

Lava Rising

Anarchy, Cross-Play, Economy, Mini Games, PvP, Survival

Looking for a thrilling and competitive Minecraft mini-game? Look no further than Lava Rising! Battle to death against other players while trying to survive as the lava rises around you. When you join the server, you’ll enter one of the elevators and be teleported to the game itself; you will receive randomized items that match the biome you’re in, such as blaze rods in the nether or elytras in the end. Craft armor and weapons to defend yourself and be the last one standing. Once you’ve completed the game, return to the lobby with your newfound items and sell any extras for totems, gapples, and other valuable items. And if you’re looking to upgrade to netherite, head to the nether to collect random items until you obtain netherite ingots. Parts of the lobby can move, it is designed unlike any other server, you will just have to see for yourself. Join Lava Rising now for a competitive and thrilling Minecraft experience.

Updated October 16, 2024

Players:	105/900	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	30	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	3
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	1	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	0
Epic Battles Fought:	8	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	15
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	4	Eternal Flames Captured:	8
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2	Vanishing Structures Built:	2

Random Fact: Magical Insight: Moonlit rituals are believed to be more powerful if performed while wearing socks on your hands.

Obtain the Grain OTG

Economy, Hardcore, KitPvP, Parkour, PvE, PvP, Roleplay

SERVER IP: play.otgmc.com – We use a custom resource pack on OTG that requires you have OPTIFINE downloaded and installed before joining. – Resource pack includes: 500+ Unique Item/Weapon Textures; which includes, 52+ Armor Textures, 15 Custom Elytra’s, 12+ Custom Hats. – 9 Unique Themed Islands to explore and loot. Each Island has 2-5 Points of Interests for fast travel with a dungeon to delve into that has a boss at the end and a mine to gather resources from. – NPCs with Leveling/Daily Quest’s and a Main Adventure Quest. – /Rankup system to make your kit equipment stronger. Climb through 15+ ranks! – Attribute system, the longer you stay alive the more your attributes climb. – Mines for resources. (Building and breaking of blocks is limited to mines and plots.) – Dynamic /shop in Spawn Kingdom, prices fluctuate!- Player Plots for Rent in spawn and on every island! – PvPvE, 1 Safezone per Island. – Custom Monsters/Bosses with unique drop tables. – Loot Chests (Crafting of most items is disabled, you’ll have to loot!) – Built in economy with an emphasis on a player market. – Use /guild to party up with friends!

Updated October 16, 2024

Players:	110/300	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	3	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	14
Ender Pearl Glitches:	4	Immortal Anvils Forged:	20
Mystic Runes Engraved:	3	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	1
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	2	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	402
Phantom Blocks Placed:	8	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	5

Random Fact: Sweet Fact: Someone enchanted their pen to write love letters on its own—it’s been sending notes to all the nearby villagers.

Gamerland

Earth, Economy, Mini Games, PvP, Raiding, Roleplay, Survival

Welcome to Gamerland, a survival server that offers a unique and challenging experience for players who are looking for something different. Similar to an SMP, Gamerland offers a vast open world where players can explore, build, and survive. But unlike other servers, Gamerland is packed with plugins that completely change the game’s strategies and goals.One of the most significant features of Gamerland is the custom structures and items with strong abilities and drugs. These items are rare and valuable, and players can sell them for points, which is the currency used on the server. Points can be used to purchase a wide range of items, including custom gear, weapons, and tools that can help players survive in the harsh environment.Players with cracked Minecraft can play on the server, and there are teams that players can create and officialize. Official teams receive in-game bonuses such as protected areas, which can be an excellent way to stay safe from other players who might be looking to steal valuable items.Another exciting feature of Gamerland is the jobs that players can complete. These include the Bank Heist and the Drug Laboratory Robbery, which offer players a unique challenge and the chance to earn valuable points.Overall, Gamerland offers the best gaming experience for all players, whether you’re a Minecraft veteran or a newcomer to the game. With custom structures, unique items, and exciting jobs to complete, there’s never a dull moment on this survival server. So join us today and start your adventure in Gamerland!

Updated October 16, 2024

Players:	91/1000	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Dark Rituals Completed:	4	Endless Staircases Climbed:	3
Cursed Amulets Found:	0	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2
Gryphons Tamed:	4	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	20
Potions Brewed:	185	Heroic Legacies Created:	2
Invisible Pathways Walked:	5	Rainbows Spotted:	3

Random Fact: Did you know? When the last shadow realm was conquered, the conquering player gained the ability to speak in rhymes.

RealmWars

Economy, MCMMO, PvE, Survival, Towny

Welcome to the RealmWars Minecraft server! Never pay to win, always friendly.RealmWars is a friendly and welcoming community that offers a unique Towny experience. With a focus on player-driven economy, roleplay, and friendly competition, we aim to provide a fun and immersive experience for all players. Features: – Towny: Build and expand your own town, join a nation, and compete for resources and territory. – Economy: Participate in a player-driven economy and trade with others for goods and services. – Jobs: Join a job and immerse yourself in the world of RealmWars! – McMMO: Adds new mechanics and features to the game, including a skill system, special abilities, and unique experiences for players.

Updated October 16, 2024

Players:	107/1000	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	4	Endless Mazes Solved:	3
Astral Orbs Gathered:	18	Soul Contracts Signed:	1
Void Armor Forged:	25	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	10
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2	Evil Portals Destroyed:	2
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	4	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	18

Random Fact: Legend has it that the last time someone opened a haunted chest, they found a singing teapot inside!

DemonsCraft

Economy, MCMMO, Survival

Minecraft survival/rankup server, with Mcmmo, pets, VIPs, Plots and much more. Come meet and call your friends, fast support. interaction, events, I believe you won’t regret it

Updated October 16, 2024

Players:	109/400	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Dragon Eggs Found:	6635	Dimension Hops:	14
Blood Moons Survived:	1	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	6
Mystic Runes Engraved:	7	Whispering Caves Entered:	8
Treasure Maps Found:	7	Immortal Anvils Forged:	17
Pirate Ships Raided:	3	Teleportation Mishaps:	1

Random Fact: Trivia: A cursed diamond was mined under a blood moon—since then, it’s been known to glow eerily in the dark.

Stealcadia

LifeSteal, PvP, Survival

Unique Lifesteal Server with Custom Weapons, very fun and lots of PvP! Stealcadia also comes with Unique Boss Fights, never seen on other servers before! It’s truly one of a kind.

Updated October 16, 2024

Players:	96/900	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2	Cursed Amulets Found:	1
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	12	Hidden Villages Discovered:	3
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	19
Twisted Realms Survived:	2	Void Gems Collected:	34
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	10	Wilderness Tamed:	11

Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player built a house entirely out of enchanted marshmallows—soft, sweet, and always smells like vanilla.

BLITHE

Creative, Survival, Vanilla, Whitelist

We are a Whitelisted semi-vanilla survival server enhanced with; an armor-stand editor, proximity chat, mini-blocks, and other plugins that give players the closest gameplay experiences to that of Hermitcraft. Most other plugins used are for moderation and lag efficiency like Core Protect which helps keep our community a safe and friendly place this means there are no plugins that drastically alter the vanilla experience such as; /landclaim, /sethome, or /tpask /tpahere.We also have new bonus servers available! Including Last-Life and a creative test Server! Here at Blithe, we encourage creativity; mega-bases, player shops, minigames, group builds, redstone projects, cityscapes, or anything else. If you can dream it we want to see it!Join Today!www.blithemc.co

Updated October 16, 2024

Players:	98/100	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0	Epic Battles Fought:	12
Divine Spears Created:	21	Astral Amulets Crafted:	26
Whispering Shadows Heard:	3	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	5	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	3
Invisible Pathways Walked:	2	Endless Legions Commanded:	32

Random Fact: Crazy But True: Someone once caught a cosmic hamster, and now it’s the server’s unofficial mascot!