””/dmp/ – Derpy Minecraft SMP””

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Welcome to the most chaotic and hilarious Minecraft SMP you’ll ever encounter! Join us on Tengu Edition where English-speaking VTubers come together to create some epic content.

We’ve got a Twitch Clips Guide that will have you laughing until you cry, Koikatsu cards that will make your jaw drop, and Ref Sheets that will leave you questioning reality.

But that’s not all! We’ve got drama hotter than a Nether portal, chickens that are more entertaining than any mob, and a Tiermaker that will have you ranking things you never thought possible.

So grab your pickaxe and join us on Tengu Edition for a wild ride that you’ll never forget. Just be prepared for the unexpected, because anything can happen in this crazy world of VTubers and Minecraft madness!

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	110/200	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Eternal Flames Captured:	3	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	15
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	8	Secret Libraries Discovered:	3
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	4	Cursed Amulets Found:	0
Unicorn Sightings:	0	Eerie Music Discs Played:	4
Zombie Dances:	7	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	5

Random Fact: Magical Fact: A player once brewed a potion that turned their pet into a talking companion—it always knows just what to say.

CubePixel

LifeSteal, Mini Games, PvP

Best server PvP server Lifesteal Heartsteal Hypixel like soon 24/7 server Best India server and Nepal Location germany

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	98/400	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0	Cursed Taverns Survived:	3
Orbs of Power Found:	3	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1
Lunar Scepters Activated:	6	Cursed Lands Purified:	8
Dark Rituals Completed:	8	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	9	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	2

Random Fact: Magical Mystery: A player tamed a dragon only to find it loves tea parties—talk about an unexpected guest!

MineCove

Economy, MCMMO, PvE, Survival, Vanilla

Join a community, not a server.

MineCove is a professional, family oriented atmosphere founded August 1st 2012. We strive for fun, fair, and kind play. Hostile natures in any form have no place here.

**Earn 100 McMMO levels for free when you join!**

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	106/900	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	31	Phoenix Feathers Found:	8
New Chunks Explored:	404144	Infernal Machines Built:	1
Unseen Monsters Slain:	1	Fairy Circles Danced In:	5
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3	Titan Hearts Harvested:	2
Pirate Ships Captured:	1	Void Gems Collected:	33

Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player once brewed a potion that made their pet bunny fly—it’s now the most popular bunny in the skies.

The Hallowed Aether

Survival

CF_ProminenceIIFabric_2.6.5.jar Modpack 1.20 Up and coming server oriented for long term play! Prominence Void’s Invasion

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	92/400	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	2	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	1
Heroic Legacies Created:	2	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	5
Endless Night Skies:	4	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	4	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	7
Enchanted Forests Planted:	12	Werewolf Howls Heard:	2

Random Fact: Sweet Lore: A player once tamed a unicorn by offering it a sugar cube—it now follows them everywhere, leaving a trail of sparkles.

ninescraft

cant wait to see you there 🙂

ps Nineballed, Modmasta, and Mojoconcarne are the owners

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	91/600	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	1	Cursed Swords Broken:	2
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	1	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	0
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	4	Endless Legions Commanded:	16
Sentient Weapons Trained:	4	Towns Built:	9
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	2	Players Killed by Monsters:	6356

Random Fact: Did you know? The most recent world-altering spell accidentally turned a mountain into a giant chocolate cake.

Cake Smp

PvE, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

Minecraft survival smp server. Griefing and killing people is allowed. Rules: No hacking/X-ray, No harassment/bullying others, no offensive language in chat (swearing is allowed) and no spawn killing. You are allowed to grief bases and kill other players. After you kill another player you may not kill them for another 10 minutes. Forming alliances or teams is encouraged Don’t build lag machines too ig The server has a world border of 10k but it will be expanded if more people join

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	97/1000	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Paranormal Events Investigated:	1	Buildings Constructed:	13
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	0	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	6
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	3	Eternal Flames Captured:	3
Glorious Feasts Held:	13	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1

Random Fact: Did you know? When a reality-bending puzzle is solved, it sometimes turns nearby players into walking marshmallows.

DesiredCraft Network

Factions, Mini Games, Prison, PvP, Survival Games

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	109/300	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Lost Souls Rescued:	3	Celestial Events Witnessed:	3
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	1	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	3
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	12	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	21
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	1	Wilderness Tamed:	8
Unseen Monsters Slain:	3	Royal Decrees Issued:	5

Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a tiny dragon that likes to sleep in their pocket—it’s the perfect pocket warmer!

Vox Populi

Economy, MCMMO, PvE, PvP, Roleplay, Survival, Towny

We are a tight Minecraft community with a lot to offer. Everyone is welcome. We have some awesome role play and fantasy goals and experiences, as well as completely unique plugins and features that you have to see to believe. We are probably the highest quality server you’d ever find, you have our word.

**Rules**: No Griefing. No Profanity. Use Common sense. /rules in game.

**Plugins**: We have over 60 plugins, all configured by hand with lots of love.

**Owner**: Zombiemold

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	91/400	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Cursed Amulets Found:	0	Phantom Horses Ridden:	4
Blood Moons Survived:	3	Eternal Flames Captured:	5
Portal Loops Escaped:	0	Battle Standards Raised:	13
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	16	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1
Reality Distortions Fixed:	3	Legendary Heroes Trained:	5

Random Fact: Rumor has it that every enchanted tome written is secretly overseen by an invisible librarian.

voortex online

PvE, Survival, Vanilla

Hey! We are voortex. A new Semi-Vanilla SMP. If you are looking for a new Minecraft Server that is currently trying to build a strong and active Community, feel free to join us!

See you there!

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	105/800	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Celestial Crowns Worn:	4	Horror Stories Survived:	4
Werewolf Howls Heard:	4	Enchanted Forests Planted:	4
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	39
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	1
Ghost Trains Ridden:	2	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2

Random Fact: Magical Insight: Moonlit rituals are believed to be more powerful if performed while wearing socks on your hands.

CraftGeneration Server

Economy, Factions, PvP, Survival

Server for the Portuguese-speaking community, the most stable and organized in Brazil and perhaps in the world.

no resets during active version online since 2010

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	104/100	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Secret Passages Found:	4	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	4
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	10
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	10	Eerie Music Discs Played:	6
Ores Mined:	9626	Dragons Tamed:	1
Lost Souls Rescued:	5	Immortal Potions Brewed:	7

Random Fact: Adorable Truth: A kitten was found napping inside an enchanted book—it now helps with all reading-related quests.

SkyRomania

Survival

SKY ROMANIA is a server focused on survival, we are a new server with huge potential. For donations or other information, go to our Facebook page: https://dsc.gg/skyrom

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	98/600	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	4	Void Armor Forged:	21
Magic Wands Crafted:	22	Meteorites Collected:	1
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	29
Celestial Events Witnessed:	5	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	2
Wyrmholes Dug:	3	Haunted Mines Explored:	1

Random Fact: Heartwarming Fact: A player once found a cozy campfire that tells bedtime stories—perfect for winding down after a day of quests.

Havoc

Anarchy, KitPvP, Mini Games, PvP, Survival

Our goal here at HAVOC is to have something for everyone. Every day we are hard at work developing new plugins, building new buildings and fostering new ideas. That is something you don’t find every day. Here at HAVOC you get well educated, professional staff, whom are more than happy to answer all of your questions, but will stay out of your way. We allow our players to effectively moderate themselves, only stepping in when need be. We will never bother you with stupid rules, no items are black-listed, the game will never be nerfed in any way.

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	101/500	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Meteorite Armor Created:	29	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	4
Mines Excavated:	1774	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	2
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	8	Shattered Realms Restored:	0
Living Statues Befriended:	3	Endless Staircases Climbed:	0
Heroic Legacies Created:	2	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	4

Random Fact: Heartwarming Fact: A player once found a cozy campfire that tells bedtime stories—perfect for winding down after a day of quests.

ZaraKits

Cross-Play, Economy, LifeSteal, Survival

Zarakits is a Lifesteal server that just released beta can’t wait to see you Minecraft miners!

We also give free kits to players! That join

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	97/500	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	5	Secret Libraries Discovered:	3
Treasure Maps Found:	10	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	3
Legendary Heroes Trained:	7	New Chunks Explored:	280119
Crystal Palaces Visited:	3	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	2
Fairy Circles Danced In:	11	Mythical Swords Crafted:	76

Random Fact: Heartwarming Moment: A player found a magical flute that summons birds to sing along—it’s the perfect soundtrack for any adventure.

Minecraft Omega

Minecraft Omega – The last server you will need!

Welcome to the new world and may your torches always light, your bellies always be full, and your legs run faster than the creepers!

I’m happy to announce that Minecraft Omega is one of the fastest growing professionally hosted Minecraft servers around! Please feel free to join the world, set up camp, and make yourselves at home. Invite your friends. Start a community. This server is by the players, for the players – it will grow and evolve based on what the community desires. The ultimate goal: have fun! Basic common sense rules apply.

-Craftbukkit Survival PVP/PVE -64 player support (growth to 200+ emminent) -Dynamic economy, ever evolving set of plugins and settings to keep things interesting! -Greylist for emergencies only, plenty of cheat and grief protection. -Experienced, professional, courteous staff with extensive hosting experience.

Current plugins: Towny, Gods, McMMO, Broker, Citizens to name a few!

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	99/800	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	30	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	2
Ancient Ruins Explored:	2	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	1
Hidden Passages Discovered:	8	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	2
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	3	Invisible Walls Found:	2
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	5	Forbidden Relics Collected:	8

Random Fact: Did you know? When a reality-bending puzzle is solved, it sometimes turns nearby players into walking marshmallows.

Potato SMP

Earth, Survival

Server created for handling vanilla redstone contraptions Our server have no paper/spigot that will interfere vanilla redstone logics, hopper and such. Everything same as vanilla minecraft. Professionals can design complicated redstone together without lag and problems Map/progress will not be wiped

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	103/400	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	18	Cursed Taverns Survived:	2
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	3	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2
Dragon Scales Harvested:	132	Dragon Eggs Found:	4031
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	7	New Chunks Explored:	68618
Immortal Potions Brewed:	15	Titanic Battles Fought:	19

Random Fact: Lovely Truth: Someone discovered a tree that grows candy—it’s now a favorite hangout for adventurers with a sweet tooth.

Vale Network

Creative, Economy, PvE, PvP, Survival, Towny, Vanilla

– Create your own towns, claims, and nations with Towny! – With a fresh new Towny map, create your map on our large 9kx9k map! Check out our live render of the world at https://map.vale.gg – EliteMobs dungeons, bosses, and custom items – Unique ranking system with personalized perks – Community Favorite: Slimefun plugin with many addons and world generation. – Jobs with awesome level-up perks. – Survival and vote crates – A small, friendly tight-knit community and staff team. – Anti-griefing tools, rollbacks, secured backups, and a no map reset policy. —-

Play Now. play.vale.gg

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	95/300	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Haunted Chests Opened:	0	Underground Cities Explored:	3
Crystal Wands Charged:	14	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	13
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1	Unseen Monsters Slain:	4
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	109	Dragon Eggs Found:	9460
Shadow Figures Spotted:	7	Lava Oceans Crossed:	2

Random Fact: Magical Insight: Moonlit rituals are believed to be more powerful if performed while wearing socks on your hands.