””/dmp/ – Derpy Minecraft SMP””

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Welcome to the most chaotic and hilarious Minecraft SMP you’ll ever encounter! Join us on Tengu Edition where English-speaking VTubers come together to create some epic content.

We’ve got a Twitch Clips Guide that will have you laughing until you cry, Koikatsu cards that will make your jaw drop, and Ref Sheets that will leave you questioning reality.

But that’s not all! We’ve got drama hotter than a Nether portal, chickens that are more entertaining than any mob, and a Tiermaker that will have you ranking things you never thought possible.

So grab your pickaxe and join us on Tengu Edition for a wild ride that you’ll never forget. Just be prepared for the unexpected, because anything can happen in this crazy world of VTubers and Minecraft madness!

Updated October 26, 2024

Players:	105/200	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Werewolf Howls Heard:	3	Curse of Binding Applied:	5
Secret Guilds Joined:	3	Magic Wands Crafted:	6

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a magical teapot that pours endless hot chocolate—it’s now the most popular spot in town!

NirvannaCraft

Economy, Factions, PvP

This is the best server out there with MCMMO, Bukkit etc and awesome staff. Come on down to NirvannaCraft today.

Updated October 26, 2024

Players:	107/500	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	1	Astral Amulets Crafted:	27
Chimeras Created:	3	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Cozy campfires are rumored to attract wandering gods who just want to share a story.

Alluminus

Economy, Parkour, Survival, Towny

We are a small survival server with a friendly community. Our server is designed to be the perfect survival experience with just enough plugins to enhance the game play without ruining the fun and thrill of vanilla survival. All players of all different ages are welcome on this server, and when you join people will be happy to greet you. Join Alluminus today and become part of the great community!

Updated October 26, 2024

Players:	106/800	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Royal Courts Attended:	0	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	0
Magical Familiars Summoned:	5	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a magical teapot that pours endless hot chocolate—it’s now the most popular spot in town!

CinemaPrison

Prison

A fun prison server, with unique plugins, features, and other things to do then most prison servers.

Updated October 26, 2024

Players:	109/700	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Animals Bred:	187	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	6
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	5	Omnipotent Charms Created:	5

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Phantom blocks have a tendency to rearrange themselves into secret messages when no one’s looking.

Tiny Vanilla SMP

PvE, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

Welcome to the Tiny Vanilla server! We are a RPG themed vanilla server. We strive to give you a nice community feel, and the ability to chose how you want to survive! We have three current classes, these include the Viking Class, the Hunter Class, and the Undead Class. Each class has a different chat color and a different set of colored armor!

Updated October 26, 2024

Players:	108/200	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Potions Brewed:	166	Ancient Ruins Explored:	1
Legendary Items Repaired:	5	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2

Random Fact: Heartwarming Fact: A player once found a cozy campfire that tells bedtime stories—perfect for winding down after a day of quests.

Darkspin

Creative, Survival

A small but fun survival and creative server with good staff, as long as you stay on their good side, with towns and in game money and more! Create your own town and make it look how you want! Sell extra supplies and become a multi-millionaire! COME JOIN US! Just read the rules in spawn and everything will be fun!

Updated October 26, 2024

Players:	100/600	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1	Shadow Figures Spotted:	1
Mythical Swords Crafted:	65	Dragon Eggs Found:	3638

Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone built a house out of enchanted gingerbread—it’s sturdy, sweet, and smells like Christmas all year round.

Warrior Realms

Creative, PvP

We have PvP, Plotworlds, Creative, and mini-games. come check us out. We have all sorts of things to do and we are always growing.

Updated October 26, 2024

Players:	97/1000	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Celestial Events Witnessed:	2	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	2
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1	Arcane Towers Raised:	2

Random Fact: Insider Scoop: Whispering shadows are known to hum lullabies when no one’s listening.

Prison Point

Prison

This is the most Fun OP Prison Server you will ever find so make sure to come and check it out

Updated October 26, 2024

Players:	98/900	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Emeralds Found:	9303	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2
Endless Mazes Conquered:	2	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	2

Random Fact: Did you know? The first Dragon Egg found was hatched during a meteor shower!

The Grotto

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The Grotto

More than just another run-of-the-mill Minecraft Survival Server, The Grotto is instead a community of gamers, creators, and internet dwellers of absolutely any origin.With an overall goal of creating something not only special, and not entirely cliche, but something truly amazing, for all of our current and future community members.

Server Info

IP: PLAY.THEGROTTO.GGVersion: 1.20.4Server Location: North AmericaDiscord: Discord

Updated October 26, 2024

Players:	90/200	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Unicorn Sightings:	1	Lunar Scepters Activated:	3
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	6

Random Fact: Fun Fact: An immortal potion once caused a player to grow flowers every time they sneezed!

The Burrow

Creative, Roleplay

The Burrow is a small but growing Minecraft network, offering many features. We offer many features, and are always looking to add more features and game modes to make our community more enjoyable as we grow. Below are some of the main features we offer.

Creative ———- – Extremely large 500×500 plots which can be merged with your other plots to create even larger plots – Get 2 plots from the moment you join – you can unlock more plots by voting for the server or donating – Free world edit from the moment you join (including copying, pasting, replacing, set blocks, spheres, cylinders and more – liquids are allowed too!) – Free VoxelSniper access (for terraforming) – Import & export schematics through our website so that you can import your existing builds (or other peoples) and export your builds on the server to share with others!

Updated October 26, 2024

Players:	106/700	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Infinity Stones Found:	4	Haunted Mines Explored:	2
Paranormal Events Investigated:	1	Titanic Battles Fought:	24

Random Fact: Did you know? The first Dragon Egg found was hatched during a meteor shower!

Crafthub

Economy, Survival

Official SMP server of the CraftHub.net Minecraft blog! We provide a survival atmosphere with custom items, events, protections and more! Running with almost no downtime for over 4 years

Updated October 26, 2024

Players:	99/100	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	4	Crystal Palaces Visited:	1
Mimic Chests Discovered:	3	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	1

Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player found a baby dragon who thinks it’s a puppy—it even fetches sticks (and sometimes small trees).

LeafNetWork

Skywars

Just a bunch of friends who is know for our SkyWarz, and we made a server for it…….!

Updated October 26, 2024

Players:	106/800	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	26	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	6	Underground Cities Explored:	3

Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player found a baby dragon who thinks it’s a puppy—it even fetches sticks (and sometimes small trees).

MineDead

PvE, PvP, Roleplay, Survival

Minedead is a new and innovative Zombie survival server. Fight off hordes of Zombies, explore our vast map, loot chests, level up your character to unload new weapons and much much more!

Join today! IP: play.minedead.net

Updated October 26, 2024

Players:	94/900	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Portal Loops Escaped:	2	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	7
Glitched Entities Encountered:	1	Cosmic Pies Baked:	4

Random Fact: Legendary Lore: Every time an ancient relic is unearthed, a lost city somewhere trembles in fear.

MorkyCraft

Factions, KitPvP, Mini Games, Parkour, Survival

Our server prides itself on having minigames that NOBODY else has. well except for the public servers who we ripped them off from.

Updated October 26, 2024

Players:	92/300	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Goblin Markets Raided:	2	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2
Endless Mazes Conquered:	3	Fairy Circles Danced In:	7

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Drinking witch’s brew in the middle of a storm can sometimes summon a giant frog—totally unplanned!

InfinityRealms

KitPvP, Mini Games, Parkour, Survival

Join this server we need the PUblics help!

Updated October 26, 2024

Players:	98/400	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Goblin Markets Raided:	8	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	6
Fairy Circles Danced In:	10	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2

Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone enchanted their shoes to sing lullabies—perfect for bedtime strolls.

Dig Big Tekkit Server

PvE, PvP, Roleplay, Survival, Tekkit

Come and play! You need: Blankets Dig Big pack installed A legit version of Minecraft

Updated October 26, 2024

Players:	98/100	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Phantom Horses Ridden:	1	Time-Warping Watches Found:	1
Enchantments Applied:	154	Divine Spears Created:	18

Random Fact: Did you hear? The server’s haunted chests sometimes sing lullabies at night.