””/dmp/ – Derpy Minecraft SMP””

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Welcome to the most chaotic and hilarious Minecraft SMP you’ll ever encounter! Join us on Tengu Edition where English-speaking VTubers come together to create some epic content.

We’ve got a Twitch Clips Guide that will have you laughing until you cry, Koikatsu cards that will make your jaw drop, and Ref Sheets that will leave you questioning reality.

But that’s not all! We’ve got drama hotter than a Nether portal, chickens that are more entertaining than any mob, and a Tiermaker that will have you ranking things you never thought possible.

So grab your pickaxe and join us on Tengu Edition for a wild ride that you’ll never forget. Just be prepared for the unexpected, because anything can happen in this crazy world of VTubers and Minecraft madness!

Updated October 27, 2024

Players:	100/100	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Titanic Battles Fought:	22	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	8
Dragon Eggs Found:	1958	World-Altering Spells Cast:	0

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a wishing well that actually grants wishes—it’s now surrounded by flowers and good vibes.

ElderCraft | Reallife | Mittelalter

Economy, Mini Games, Roleplay, Skyblock

Through mining, profession and trade you increase your wealth and work your way up – you decide for yourself in which direction. Sell land in your own city, trade profitably with all kinds of goods or discover your own way to fill your thaler bag. But the first hurdle will be your own property, because you don’t get that for free with us.

Medieval and rural buildings must be built in the DIRECT area of the spawn. In the wider area, i.e. in other cities, the architectural style can be freely chosen. Creativity should not be put at a stop. That’s the point of Minecraft, after all.

However, we offer MUCH more than our real-life server… Variety is very important to us. SkyBlock, CreativeMap, self-programmed game plugins (over 20 games in total) such as a shooter that you play with friends against monsters. TowerDefense 2 was built exclusively for us.

Get to know an interesting community with strict rules implementation and still lots of fun!

Updated October 27, 2024

Players:	106/900	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	13	Lunar Scepters Activated:	9
Magic Items Found:	1550	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1

Random Fact: Adorable Truth: A kitten was found napping inside an enchanted book—it now helps with all reading-related quests.

Deathlands

Anarchy, Factions, Hardcore, PvP, Survival

Deathlands is an extremely hostile server where mobs spawn frequently and good gear isn’t common. Join this server, and fight against players and mobs alike as you ascend in this ultimate revision of Minecraft survival!

Updated October 27, 2024

Players:	93/200	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Mineshafts Explored:	4	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	3
Mysterious Portals Opened:	20	Dragonkin Hatched:	5

Random Fact: Magical Fact: A player once brewed a potion that turned their pet into a talking companion—it always knows just what to say.

EnderCraftNetwork Open and New

Creative, Factions, KitPvP, Mini Games, Prison

We need helpers for now and soon we might get youtubers so join now for awesomeness open is survival and creative

Updated October 27, 2024

Players:	102/700	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	3	Farms Harvested:	372
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	30	Mines Excavated:	1877

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Teleportation mishaps are the leading cause of unexpected interdimensional friendships.

ZetaCraft

Creative, Parkour, PvP, Survival

We are a server that you need to build and collect supplies to survive. Play with your friends to be the top players on the server, and go to the deepest tunnels mining at night to increase your skills. It may be a big adventure but there is nothing that can get in your way… Until now…. Fight players of all types from the youngest of Artisans, to the highest of the Pharoahs. Nothing can change your adventure because this is your own world…

Updated October 27, 2024

Players:	96/500	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	5	Epic Battles Fought:	13
Phantom Horses Ridden:	4	Forbidden Doors Opened:	2

Random Fact: Wild Fact: Every time a mimic chest is discovered, it doubles the amount of loot in the next treasure found.

Presidential Raids

Economy, Factions, PvP, Survival

We’re an up and growing factions server! Keeping it simple, not a bunch of plugins to cloud that real feel of minecraft, PvP, raiding all that good stuff. Most of all, cool people to talk, fight, ally with!

I’m not the server owner, I’m just trying to get more people.

Updated October 27, 2024

Players:	106/400	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Epic Weapons Forged:	4	Dragon Eggs Found:	4003
Talking Trees Consulted:	4	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	0

Random Fact: Sweet But True: A player found a cuddly creature that hugs them every morning—it’s the best way to start the day.

Yggdrasil – The universe of Lindegaard

Creative, Economy, Mini Games, Skyblock, Survival

Yggdrasil is a Survival Server with a taste of Nordic Mythology. Yggdrasil is the name of the world tree connecting the 9 worlds. Asgaard (Survival) is the first world. Explorer Asgaard and find the way to Midgaard (Creative), Alfheim (aSkyBlock), Helheim (Nether) or Muspellheim (Plot world).

Updated October 27, 2024

Players:	103/200	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	11	Spectral Entities Defeated:	2
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2	Dragon Eggs Found:	2313

Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player accidentally enchanted their bed to sing lullabies—now they fall asleep faster than ever.

CocoCraft

Creative, Economy, Mini Games, Survival, Vanilla

Welcome to Cococraft, a friendly Minecraft community!

We are a free, dedicated 24/7 non-whitelisted server that accepts anyone under the terms that you follow our rules, and you have registered. Our main goal is to provide a fun and inviting server in which you will be proud to be a member of. Our server is filled with many kind and unique players. If you aren’t already a member of the community, we hope that it will interest you in being an addition to the growing community. In addition to that, we have a team of friendly staff who aim to keep your stay as fun and enjoyable as possible.

Updated October 27, 2024

Players:	102/700	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Whispering Caves Entered:	2	Legendary Heroes Trained:	4
Ender Pearl Glitches:	3	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	16

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Phantom blocks have a tendency to rearrange themselves into secret messages when no one’s looking.

Gage and ricky

Creative

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Updated October 27, 2024

Players:	102/1000	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	3	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	8
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	9	Cursed Taverns Survived:	4

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Unicorns on the server have been known to grant wishes!

JustSurvival.net – Land Claim Survival

Economy, PvE, PvP, Survival

Fast Dedicated Server. Loaded with RAM Teamspeak3 Friendly! Mature

Make JustSurvival.net your Survival /home!.

Survival, its all we do!

Our Community is Friendly and well managed. We maintain a mature, minecraft focused public chat and active Staff and Moderators to assist should problems arise!

This Server offers a No Grief and No Raiding Survival Multiplayer Minecraft experience. Game Difficulty is set on Default.

Updated October 27, 2024

Players:	107/900	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Phantom Ships Sailed:	1	Dragons Tamed:	0
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	6	Magic Items Found:	6958

Random Fact: Heartwarming Moment: A friendship bracelet exchange led to the discovery of a hidden portal—turns out, it opens to a world full of fluffy bunnies.

DCS

Creative, Mini Games, Survival

Small Norwegian minecraft server, this is not one of the big popular ones with thousands of members who play daily. This is just a small server for you and some friends, where you can meet other small groups of friends. Or maybe you come all alone? Here it is simply about surviving and building a great home. Good grief protection that secures all blocks you set out. So that only you and your friends can touch them. Norwegian-speaking staff. We also include some extra worlds [PVP, creative og minigames] These are not of the same standard as the large servers

English Just a small norwegian server, new signs are normally written in English, but many things is still an will be written in norwegian. Use Google translate *hint hint*

Normally 24/7 but some downtime will happen Closed form 12. feb to 25. feb

Updated October 27, 2024

Players:	107/900	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Void Gems Collected:	22	Lost Cities Unearthed:	1
Reality Warps Survived:	2	Magical Frogs Kissed:	7

Random Fact: Did you know? The server’s cozy campfires never go out, even in the rain!

Simple-Craft

Creative, Economy, Mini Games, Parkour, Skyblock

This is a small summary of simple-craft.de We offer you a lot of fun, Since you have up to 3 plots of land (150*150) available, you can there let your creativity run wild. We are not yet an old server and are looking for nice new players There is a lot to discover and we are always trying to make the server more interesting Here is a small list of everything we have installed on our server: Various mines, animal farm, mob farm, skyblock, plotme, chess, colormatch, jobs/ranks, clans, admin shop, lockette, freebuild and much more Events will take place regularly Just take a look and see for yourself what it all looks like We look forward to seeing you

Updated October 27, 2024

Players:	106/800	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Enchanted Forests Planted:	9	Sentient Weapons Trained:	7
Endless Staircases Climbed:	0	Magical Familiars Summoned:	1

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Cozy campfires are rumored to attract wandering gods who just want to share a story.

Hollyweed Minecraft

Mini Games, PvP, Roleplay, Skyblock, Survival

The best Roleplay Server with proper plugins included for more cool gameplay, you can always give us a suggestion what you want and it will be put into the server 🙂

Updated October 27, 2024

Players:	97/300	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Pirate Ships Captured:	1	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	7
Crystal Wands Charged:	12	Pirate Ships Raided:	0

Random Fact: Did you know? When the last shadow realm was conquered, the conquering player gained the ability to speak in rhymes.

Empire of Ordin

Economy, MCMMO, Survival, Towny, Vanilla

Welcome to Ordin! We offer a regular Towny server experience with a long living, close community of friends! Join us on or discord for some good times! 🙂

Updated October 27, 2024

Players:	110/900	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Haunted Mines Explored:	2	Immortal Potions Brewed:	6
Secret Passages Found:	3	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	2

Random Fact: Sweet Lore: A player once tamed a unicorn by offering it a sugar cube—it now follows them everywhere, leaving a trail of sparkles.

Eiserner Orden

Creative, Economy, MCMMO, PvE, Survival

– Stable server – Teamspeak3-Server – own forum – Dedicated team with experienced players between 14 and 30 years old that needs reinforcements – Vip-System

Updated October 27, 2024

Players:	109/700	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Gryphons Tamed:	3	Fairy Circles Danced In:	5
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	1	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	2

Random Fact: Magical Insight: Moonlit rituals are believed to be more powerful if performed while wearing socks on your hands.

Craftacia

Economy, PvE, Roleplay, Survival

This was founded so that friends from our old server could come together and once again have a blast! I started this new one with the same ideals as the old. We hold true to being friendly and respectful to all players. If however, a player chooses to be ignorant and disrespectful, our staff and Admin will take care of it. We hope that players find the server fun, safe from spammers and griefers. The plugins of the server help to deter griefers, as well as roll their damage back if one were to do so.

Updated October 27, 2024

Players:	95/900	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Magical Familiars Summoned:	2	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	2
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3	Infernal Machines Built:	0

Random Fact: Insider Scoop: Whispering shadows are known to hum lullabies when no one’s listening.