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Players: | 102/800 | Votes: | 5697 |
Rating: | 4.0 / 5 | ||
Chimeras Created: | 2 | Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered: | 2 |
Secret Libraries Discovered: | 3 | Unicorn Parades Witnessed: | 3 |
Meteor Showers Witnessed: | 2 | God-Tier Weapons Forged: | 49 |
Mythical Quests Completed: | 19 | Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built: | 6 |
Twisted Realms Survived: | 2 | Magical Beanstalks Grown: | 4 |
Phantom Blocks Placed: | 6 | Endless Mazes Conquered: | 2 |
Corrupted Chunks Fixed: | 3 | Forbidden Doors Opened: | 3 |
Our server is a safe space for all, unless you’re a blocky ex-affair partner trying to sneak into our virtual bank. We have a strict no-contact policy with exes, so you can rest assured that your virtual marriage will be safe from any scandalous encounters.
Join us for some family-friendly fun, where the only drama you’ll find is trying to decide which block to build your next masterpiece with. And hey, if you need to vent about your real-life problems, our virtual chat is always open – just make sure your daughter isn’t listening in on your virtual divorce proceedings.
So come on down to our server and leave your real-life troubles at the door. Who needs therapy when you have virtual blocks to build with?