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| Players: | 107/900 | Votes: | 7261 |
| Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
| Epic Battles Fought: | 15 | Unsolvable Puzzles Solved: | 1 |
| Mystical Amulets Crafted: | 17 | Divine Spears Created: | 30 |
| Mythical Beasts Vanquished: | 2 | Warlock Amulets Crafted: | 8 |
| Astral Staffs Crafted: | 19 | Underground Cities Explored: | 2 |
| Glorious Feasts Held: | 20 | Phantom Horses Ridden: | 1 |
| Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted: | 3 | Celestial Gardens Planted: | 2 |
| Legendary Heroes Trained: | 6 | Endless Mazes Conquered: | 3 |
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